Oh Daddy You're The Best

It's all making sense now. Do you remember how Brooke Hogan was so upset that her dad was having affair with her best friend? It wasn't that Brooke was pissed that daddy was doing it, it was that Brooke had probably told her friend how much she wanted to do daddy. Now, with that pesky girlfriend out of the way, mom telling all to The Enquirer, and Nick just in hiding, Brooke can finally spend some quality alone time with her dad.

I know, I know, but look at the pictures and tell me there isn't something disturbing about them. Yes, PImpa loves looking at the breasts of his daughters, and Billy Ray doesn't mind watching his kid get naked for millions, but are there photos of either one of those guys applying lotion to the crack of their daughter's butt?

Instead of reacting with horror that some dirty old steroid and Viagra taking loser is playing around her vag area, Brooke seems to love it. I think it might be my imagination, but in the bottom photo is she spreading her legs a little wider for Daddy? And what the hell is he staring at? I need a shower. Brooke needs one also, and I'm sure Dad will be there to help clean off all that oil.

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