Now He Can Pay For Those Courses Himself

Scientology is expensive, but at least now Connor Cruise can afford to take a few courses should he choose to do so. I say should he choose to do so, because I think we know that Tom Cruise would not be the kind of parent who would force anything on his children. I am sure they are free to be who they are and who they want to be as long as they stay over at Tom's sister's house and don't interrupt Suri time which is 24/7.

So, according to Kneepads Magazine, Connor Cruise got a role in the new Will Smith film, and you know what? He got it all by himself. That's right. Well, by now you are laughing and tears are coming to your eyes, but that is the story. Connor auditioned and got it all on his own. Oh, I'm sure he auditioned. They had to make sure he could speak, but aside from that, the only people who believe that he got the part without being the son of Tom Cruise who double dates with Will Smith are the people who actually shell out the money to buy People Magazine each week.

Now, I'm not talking about those of you who read it in waiting rooms or at the checkout counter. I'm talking about the people who actually say I want to pay $4 plus tax to read the thoughts of celebrities straight out of their publicist's mouth. The person who wants so much sunshine blown up their butt, that they need a SPF40 coated toilet paper.

Am I happy for Connor? Definitely. I think any chance at independence he should take. I want him to succeed and then break away and then right the best tell all book the world has ever seen. Maybe that's why they live with the sister. I know the excuse before was there was only room for biological members of the family where Tom was staying, but the house is completed now, so where are the kids?