Jennifer Lopez Does Something Brilliant
Look, am the first to admit that after marrying Marc Anthony I didn't think Jennifer Lopez was smarter than a first grader, let alone manage to ever be able to outwit Tom Cruise, but she has. According to reports Jennifer has convinced Skeletor to let Tom Cruise be the godfather to the twins she gave birth to sometime last month. I don't remember the date, but neither does she so we are even.
Notice first of all that the reports are that Tom is going to be named godfather, and not Katie and Tom are going to be godparents. That show you where that relationship is headed? So, what exactly does Jennifer Lopez get out of this? Well she gets a bunch of publicity which should keep her in the public eye longer than it should for a spiraling downward career. It will end up getting her a bunch of cash and prizes from whatever COS people are invited to the big christening or auditing or whatever is going to be done to the twins.
Plus, the good news is she will never have to see Tom Cruise again. Of course he will call their house everyday to remind them their dues need to be paid, but he will never see them again because they have kids. Tom doesn't like kids. He tolerates them and uses them, but his history suggests that the twins will not be seeing much of Uncle Tom in the upcoming years. Oh, for the first couple of birthdays he will show up and give them something useless and expensive that Jennifer will sell on e-bay, but for the most part he will never be back.
When he wants to go out with Jennifer and Marc they can say they need to stay in with the twins. It makes them look good for staying in and you know Tom won't want to go out with kids. The only way her plan backfires is if she doesn't pay something to her COS dues because otherwise one night the brakes go out on the Skeletor Mobile and suddenly Tom is rushing in to try and get the kids and add them to his growing new generation. I can just see Tom in his dungeon, sketching out possible family trees and who will rise to the top.
Nice one Jen. Now just get rid of Skeletor and try and save Katie all before the end of the movie. I know you can do it. You were a Fly Girl.
