Flirting Requires Movement
I really don't know how I missed this story last week, but apparently David Beckham has been "wild with jealousy" lately because of Victoria Beckham's flirting with lots of other guys. Excuse me, I must have missed something. I mean I could understand why David would be jealous because when you cheat on a loved one than you assume your spouse is also doing the same thing which makes you extremely jealous. It also generally spells the end of a marriage unless of course you have tons of money and can hide behind your work and shopping and reuniting with people you can't stand to go on a world tour.
The only problem with all of that is that Victoria Beckham can barely make any type of facial expression and can also barely make any physical movement without ripping something she has had done to her. How on earth is she going to flirt? I for one would never flirt with someone who doesn't even bother smiling, or in her case unable to. When I see Victoria Beckham I see a woman who just goes through the motions. She does the trophy wife thing and the perfect mom thing and does exactly what is expected of her at all times. She does and says the right thing all the time. It is extremely boring and cold and aloof. Flirting with her I think would be cold and emotionless and so I really don't think David has anything to worry about.
with her nutritional habits she's more busy flirting with death.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but even death likes you to crack a smile once in a while.
ReplyDeleteI've been reading your blog ENT for over a year now and find its the best out there for gossip and I love the blinds. I totally agree with you about Victoria Beckham. She's not attractive at all and her sense of "fashion" is horrible. All she does is show her tats!
ReplyDeleteThey both seem manipulative and desperate so I would not be surprised if Posh and Becks put this story out to make them sound passionate and relevant.
ReplyDeleteI agree! The marriage is a farce!
ReplyDeleteShe's about as interesting as a piece of sponge cake.
ReplyDelete...with gross skin.
ReplyDeleteSorry, but I love them! They're a beautiful couple with cute kids.
ReplyDeleteVictoria was very good as a guest judge on Project Runway and I think there's more there than she cares to show sometimes. JMO.
lol@sponge cake.
ReplyDeleteThe marriage is make believe. How can a man love something that is 90% plastic. Also if he is jealous it's more like he is happy someone might take her out of his hands hahaha.
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ReplyDeleteAs interesting as a piece of sponge cake, and the complexion of one, too...
ReplyDeleteCall me crazy, I love that orange dress she's rocking. Works with the bod but that hair has got to go, yeesh. She looks like a super saijyin with that hair.
No u! I love her!
ReplyDeleteI read once that the reason she covers her mouth all the time is that she hates her smile.
ReplyDeleteVicky, dahling, while I realize that you're British and that teeth are, generally, not something you Brits care much about....you have enough money now. You can fix it.