Don't Blame Bobby Brown
As you have probably seen this morning, The NY Post has an excerpt from Bobby Brown's new biography. Basically he portrays himself as an altar boy and Whitney Houston as the second coming of the devil. Did you know that Bobby never did drugs prior to meeting Whitney? Oh, he did some pot, but never any coke or heroin until Whitney practically forced him to take it. Oh yes, she forced him. The next thing you know he was hooked and as a result slept with a bunch of women.
He says that Whitney only married him to quiet all the gay rumors about her. The NY Post article doesn't mention whether Bobby has any personal knowledge of whether Whitney preferred women so I am guessing that he must have signed one hell of a confidentiality agreement when it came to matters of whether Whitney loves the vayjay.
Bobby says women throw themselves at him all the time, and that sometimes he couldn't control himself. Were they watching the same television show I was watching? On Being Bobby Brown, Bobby was not too attractive. He is willing to wipe your butt for you so maybe that is why the ladies find him so lovable. Not many guys are going to do that for you. Hell, we have a hard enough time remembering to wipe our own butts.
Other than that, it appears he has no way of making a living anymore as a singer because he sucks. He has about 20 kids who he can't afford and so spends a great deal of time in jail for it. He has a bit of a temper problem, and he enjoys hard drugs and drink. Just the kind of guy to bring him to the parents. Now that would be a great show. Bring Bobby home to different parents each week so their daughter can give them a heart attack by saying she is in love and getting married. Bobby and the girl can retreat into her room several times a day and jump up and down on the bed while she screams out, "you are so much better than Daddy." It's gold I tell you and right up VH-1's alley. There are no whores involved so E! wouldn't be interested.
again with the Daddy comments..lol..EL you are a dirty bird.
ReplyDeletefunny that he says women throw themselves at him. during the reality show he had to constantly tell people who he was! if he was away from whitney he'd say remember me? no. ah, come on...new edition? no. my perogative? no. i'm the guy who married whitney houston! oh, ok yeah, where is she?
ReplyDeleteIt wouldn't matter if Whitney came right out and spoke the words "I turned Bobby Brown into a crack addict and made him f*ck other women" with her very own mouth, he will forever be known as the abusive, disgusting asshat that turned America's Singing Sweetheart into a trashed-out crackhead. Thank God she left him high and dry.
ReplyDeleteBobby is just the kind of guy I'd love to see Kim Kardashian with...lol.
ReplyDeleteAlso, the word is "VA-JAY-JAY". *L*
ReplyDeleteIf there were EVER any women throwing themselves at him, it was out of the pathetic hope of having some sort of meal ticket. Looks like it worked, with all the kids he has....
ReplyDeleteOr for drugs.
ReplyDeleteI wonder why Whitney stayed so long with this loser. Whether it's true or not that she is gay now a days it's no big deal. But this guy he is soooo pathetic.
ReplyDeleteI actually believe Bobby Brown's lesbian comment -- it had been long rumoured that Whitney was a lesbian before she ever married Brown.
ReplyDeleteThe drug thing, no, I don't believe. He started it and she went along for the ride.
didn't the rumour start after teh "You're my Baby tonight" video came out? the one where she is wearing a suit and caresses the other 'man' in the suit..it was rumoured that the 'man' was in fact her bff that everyone thought she was getting her lesbian on with.
ReplyDeleteAh, too true, TS. Coke whores, they're called. All the hos flock to Bobby B because they know he has the good stuff!
ReplyDeleteThe rumor did not start with that video. It started way before that. It started at the same time whispers about Jodie Foster started (unrelated to Whitney's rumors).
ReplyDeleteJodie's rumor has come true (and no one is shocked or really cares) so why not Whitney?