Monday, April 21, 2008

A Bathroom Threesome


I think I have made my views on bathroom sex quite clear. I think. Hell, I don't know. If someone hot was half drunk and would never, ever be nice to me outside the club and if I thought the magic would disappear if we left, then I might do the bathroom sex thing, but it is going to have to be a nice place, and she has to be a girl I can take home to the family after. Right.

But for those of you who have ever been in a public bathroom, I want you to imagine having sex in there and the logistics that would be required. Now, got that in your head? Imagine there were three of you in there trying to do that same act. Well, that is exactly what Russell Brand attempted to at the Embassy Club.

According to the Mirror, he was discovered with two topless women in a bathroom stall. Where do you suppose they placed their tops? See, this is another problem with bathroom sex, especially after it has been in use for four or five hours in the night. And you know, that no one is having bathroom sex five minutes after the doors open. It is only after all the coke is gone and you are thinking about going home anyway that you have sex in the bathroom.

So, Russell was told to stop what he was doing and he did. Until about twenty minutes later when he brought an entirely different woman to the same bathroom stall. He was then asked to leave the club and has been banned from the club for the foreseeable future. I don't think he really cares.


22 comments:

  1. I guess I'm a filthy whore because I've def had sex in restaurant restroom. haha

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  2. Anonymous10:29 AM

    lol damn straight he doesn't care. Just one club among many. I think the only reason the club even bothers to ban him, is because thats all they can do. They're huffy and want justice and banning him makes them feel better, hee hee.

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  3. Oh and in the bathroom at a place I worked at with my former boss. Let me stop before I get banned from here. haha

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  4. ummm i don't even like peeing in public bathrooms let alone bar bathrooms... Now down in the basement by the kegs tho? That's some good lovin.

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  5. I still think this was set up by Apatow as a (very entertaining) pr stunt for Sarah Marshall.

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  6. What, are bathrooms the new elevators or something?

    Sorry, but I can't see two women and a man in a bathroom stall doing anything but standing there. No room!

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  7. I can't find a spot to hang my purse in the restroom stall let alone find room enough to do the nasty in there. Maybe I need to start doing Pilates so I am more flexible?! (That's a joke)

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  8. Russell BRand is a disgusting skeez and not just because of this little episode. I read a really interesting article that exposes how creepy and self-indulgent he is. I'll look for the link and post it here.

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  9. Anonymous11:05 AM

    I betcha he has a horrifying case of Hairy Manback.

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  10. Is it just me or does he looks like Helena Bonham Carter with stubble.

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  11. BWAHAHAHAHA Staci - holy sh*t i couldn't figure out who he reminded me of and you have hit it on the head!

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  12. didn't they send this asshat to sex rehab? ya that worked.

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  13. Anonymous11:33 AM

    jax - I thought it was just drug rehab, obviously that took. *snort*

    I'm with Ent - public bathroom = who knows what you'll catch. And if you're with someone who'll do it in the bathroom with you, they probably did it in the bathroom with someone else and caught something then.

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  14. Crap, at least take it to the parking lot or dark alley.

    I just hope they used toilet seat liner paper.

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  15. Anonymous11:39 AM

    Eeewww this guy looks nasty. Wonder how big that bathroom was for 3 people to fit and have sex.

    I don't think pilates will help me doing it in the bathroom hahahaha.

    missbliss don't forget to put the link to read the gossip hahaha.

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  16. This is the reason I always make everyone go to the bathroom beore we leave the house.

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  17. Lord, that man needs a delousing, a good haircut and shave!

    And Ent - more photos of Damian Lewis, please....

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  20. Um, it Russell Brand...I don't know why everyone over here in America is so shocked...that is just like a regular Saturday night for him. Haven't any of you heard his radio show on BBC 2 or his stand up...

    He is one hell of a funny guy, and smart. Plus he does look good in women's pants.

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  21. He was actually pretty damned funny in Sarah Marshall.

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  22. b/c of past comments made by Ent. about his handsome self my first thought was if he would even be able to fit into a bathroom stall with another person...logistical issue #1 I'd say.

    Haven't heard of russel brand before ( tho I did recognize him from the forgetting sarah marshall previews ) but I guess he is another celebrity sex scandal success story! Now ppl will have a reason to know him and feel obligated to go to his imdb page to try to figure out if they've even heard of any of his past work. It does say he was in Penelope w/ Reese W. and Christina Ricci and it lists it as a 2006 movie. ? Came out this year I thought.

    btw, his starmeter is up 265% since last week!

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