Amy Winehouse Headed To The Nut House
I guess the politically correct thing would be to say that Amy Winehouse will be headed to a mental care facility for those who are suffering from a brain disorder. Ahhh, who am I kidding, her dad wants to get her committed because it is the only way to save her. Any person who divides her days between cutting herself, beating up people on the street, smoking crack, shooting up heroin, deciding which guy to sleep with while carrying a photo of her husband is a little off her rocker. If you just knew someone in your daily life who did the exact same things, you would be asking yourself how on earth they weren't locked up somewhere.
The only difference between the homeless guy on the street doing it and Amy is the fact that Amy makes millions of dollars for a very large company that has a vested interest in keeping her alive long enough to make them several more million dollars. I'm sure they are all hoping and praying that there is enough extra that they can make a tribute album after she finally dies.
Apparently the last starw for dad was not the assault of everyone, but the fact that she got kicked out of two separate clubs for doing drugs in the bathroom. Hey, if you are just going to drugs in a bathroom, stay at home and do it. Those bathrooms need to be ready at all times for Russell Brand to come in there and have sex with women, and that guy from the soccer team who was in "watching."
