All Of Us Would Be In Jail Or Guantanamo

Next time you get on an international flight, think about what would happen if you started screaming and yelling at the crew members on the plane. I mean really letting them have it. Then, after the police arrive, really reach back deep into your lungs and throat and whip out the biggest glob of spit you can and hit a policeman with it.

Now, after being tasered and subjected to a full body cavity search, what do you think would happen to you? Honestly, you would probably get about six months if you were arrested in the UK, and probably spend about a year in a secret prison if you are were arrested in the US.

So, when Naomi Campbell was told she would be getting off with just a warning for her actions last week she should have been grateful right? Not Naomi. She says she was only arrested because she is black. That's right. Everyone in the world who is white is free to scream and yell at flight crew and just spit with impunity on police officers. Right now, I am just thinking about lunch time and how many of LA's finest I can find so I can spit on them. Security guards, sheriff deputies. Anyone is fair game. I can taunt them after I spit at them, knowing that the words of Naomi Campbell will protect me.

I always thought Naomi Campbell was a beautiful woman with an anger management problem. I didn't realize that she was also an idiot. Her position is so out there that Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are just pretending they don't hear her. Does she really think that she only got arrested because she is black?

I will say that the only reason she is getting off with a warning is that she is a celebrity. There is no way that any of us would ever get off with just a warning. Think I am wrong? Go take a look at some of the sentences handed down to people who have only used words on a plane and not actually done anything physical. I honestly cannot believe she would say that, or even think that.

I think that in the past I have been pretty fair to Naomi and have said nice things despite her love and affection for flying cellphones. That changes. No more nice things to say ever until she comes out and apologizes for saying what she said. An admission that she is getting off with a warning because she is a celebrity would be nice as well, but I will start with an apology directed to everyone in the world she offended with that statement.