Why Go To A Restauarnt?

Lindsay Lohan went with friends to Nobu Tuesday night. Before going in she smoked a cigarette. She went in and sat down. She ordered some water. She got up and went outside and smoked a cigarette. She came back in, started text messaging and ordered one roll. She then went outside and smoked a cigarette and kept text messaging. She came back in and had one bite of food while she kept texting. Went back outside for a cigarette. No texting. Went back in, and paid only for what she ordered, (way to save that money) and left with her friends in tow. Total time at restaurant was about 45 minutes.

Hell of a dinner companion isn't she?