Thomas Jane was arrested this morning on suspicion of DUI. Thomas Jane who is part of the Arquette clan by way of his marriage to Patricia Arquette is the star of The Punisher.
Thomas was arrested just prior to 3am out in the damn middle of nowhere for driving at "an extremely high rate of speed" on I-5. He failed several field sobriety tests, including a breathalyzer. Police also say he was driving with a suspended license.
Even though I have not seen a police report of where he was pulled over, I will bet you that it was where I5 and 166 meet which is really in the absolute middle of nowhere. There is a speed trap right there and always has someone pulled over. The thing that I find very interesting is that the location is about 90 miles or so from LA, and there is nothing out there but the stink of manure, so this guy, if he was drunk, must have been drinking in the car while he was driving, or had so much to drink that at least two hours later could still blow at least a .08.
Where was Patricia when all of this happened? I would have thought she would have a vision. Oh, that's right it's a television show. Well, I wonder if there marriage will survive this. Don't let anyone know I told you, but it was really shaky to begin with. Combine that with trying to explain what the hell you were doing out drunk at 3am in the middle of nowhere and your marriage is probably not going to get much better.
Oh, on a side note, it looks like I found some photos of Thomas for FFF. So, you know, if you want to see what the boys in prison are going to see, check back Friday.
man, i SO wanna see what the boys in prison are gonna see... CAN'T WAIT!!
ReplyDeleteDamnit, it's only Monday and EL is already teasing me with FFF.
ReplyDeleteIt's gonna be a long week y'all.
Have some more green beer, EL, and throw me an early crumb and make it shrinkage-free!
he used to have quite the meth habit. and everyone in california knows that 90 miles from l.a. in any direction pretty much will lead you to a hotbed of meth labs.
ReplyDeletewas he alone?
ReplyDeleteOh, it's going to be a Holy FFF this week--things to look forward to! :o)
ReplyDeleteHow the hell do you know what his marriage is like? Do you live in his house? Unless you do, you have no business commenting on it one way or the other. FYI, he and his wife just got back from a family vacation in India. As for the DUI,he was having a very bad day, and he's human. Everybody makes mistakes. Leave him alone. And as far as him having a history of drug use, unless you were there doing it with him, you have no way of knowing if he did it or not, so you have no business commenting on that either. You have no business spreading such lies about anyone. Maybe I should send him a link to this post so he can sue your ass off. You deserve it.
ReplyDeletePatricia? Izzat you?
ReplyDeleteTell your bro to tone down on the eyeshadow...his features are just too strong for bold colours.
i just saw the mist the other day, and i have to say that thomas jane is just a perfect leading man in every way.
ReplyDeleteIt has always puzzled me why Thomas Jane has never broken on to the A-list--handsome, masculine, and incredibly talented (rent Stander if you doubt me).
ReplyDeleteThe only thing really interesting about all this is that I never would have pegged him as a Maserati driver--seems like more of a Porsche guy to me...