Straight Up Mommy

I really hope this isn't true. I mean I know the interview is real, but I am hoping that Paul Abdul was just in some kind of alcoholic daze and that she doesn't really intend to have any children, adopted or otherwise.

In an interview with Now Magazine, Paula said that she wanted kids. "I do (want children). I'll probably adopt because I think it'll be in the next three to five years. I wouldn't necessarily adopt from abroad like some celebs. I just want a healthy baby."

Now, Paula is 44 years old and fading quickly. I don't mean career wise, because frankly, a this point she is barely hanging onto that anyway. Can you imagine what Paula would be like if she didn't actually have to appear on a national television show several times weekly? If all she had to do was wake up and survive?

Yeah, imagine a kid being born into that. How many times will she "trip" over her kid at night? On the bright side at least the kid will not have a curfew, have easy access to the liquor cabinet and will become more self sufficient than most adults by the time the kid is about 5.

Hell, but 6 the kid will probably be taking care of mommy. Sometimes it is ok if you are a celebrity to just admit the truth and be honest. Paula cannot imagine that she would be a good mom. Just say that and be done with it. Don't try and convince yourself or the world of something we know isn't true.