This is like the second time in about a month that Andrew McCarthy has shown up here. Do you think he sits around and gets depressed about how he went from the top of the world to a guy who only gets mentioned when he shows up at an event?
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Kate Bosworth and May Andersen have to be wondering just what in the hell could make Helena Christensen look so damn awful. Maybe it is her new boyfriend, but she just looks messed up.
Speaking of messed up, Fergie turns "33" today.
In case you were wondering what happened to Eric Benet after he and Halle Berry broke up. Looks like he isn't going out alone much.
That new baby is slowly killing Chris Noth. By next month he will look like Michael Chiklis.
Calvin Klein on the other hand looks incredible.
Leona Lewis is the first British female to top the US charts in 20 years. Of course Madonna thinks she is British, but that doesn't count.
Glad to see that US actresses are not the only ones who enjoy this particular pose. This is Kaori Momoi at some event yesterday. She does have nice nails though.
There really is nothing nice about this.
But, it doesn't seem to stop 20 year old girls from wanting to f**k him anyway.
This is Jeff Ma. He is one of the people that "21" is based on.
It is really hard to believe that Steve Buscemi has never won a Golden Globe or Academy Award. He deserves one. He can do anything from drama to Adam Sandler and I think it sucks that he has not won a big award yet. Hell, he has only been nominated for one Golden Globe, and that is just outrageous.
To most people, this symbol represents peace. In Pamela Anderson's world it lets you know how many people she has done that particular day.
I love Mary McCormack, but just can't stop thinking of her as Howard Stern's wife.
Well on the positive side, it looks like Mary Kate Olsen has gained some weight.
Hello Mila Kunis.
Violante Placido - Rome
The opening of the Vitality Show in London.
Tatum O'Neal and her daughter.
Smashing Pumpkins - Sydney
boy, if there's one Celeb Offspring Bio that would be very interesting it would be Tatum O'Neal's daughter. Hope the poor kid didn't get that O"Neal addiction gene.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else think the guy in the background in Andrew McCarthy's pic is waiting for his opportunity to attack? lol
ReplyDeleteAnd Jack Nicholson is so not hot. I think his boobs are bigger than mine!
I'm so sick of seeing the Olsen twins....seriously, who the f*** cares?
And Enty, I agree about Steve Buscemi - LOVE him!
I still think Steve Buscemi is the answer to the blind item about the character actor whose face people would recognize, while not knowing his name. "People" refers to mainstream America, not us and the people we hang out with.
ReplyDeleteYay, Ent love for two of my favorites - Gabrielle & Buscemi!
ReplyDeleteJack Nicholson = Disgusting.
ReplyDeletewhy does Fergie look so bloated?
ReplyDeleteIs Billy Corgan wearing a fucking metallic skirt? What a douchebag. Is he singing or crying in that pic?
ReplyDeleteTatum's daughter is cute and seems to be dressed appropriately for her age. How rare.
ReplyDeletethem Vitality boys are too gay even for me.
ReplyDeleteMy dad looks just like Jack. He never had the ladies fawning over him. Jack must have some magic mojo.
Well, Pammie's hand gesture is the Brit version of "F**k you!" (the reverse of the 'peace out' sign), so I'm pretty damn sure she was aiming to say something to the photog...lol.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, there are so many stars that used to be older then me and after a few years are supposedly younger then me!
ReplyDeleteJack is rich and famous, that's why he gets the young girls.
ReplyDeletetwisted sister, you are so good at matching the random photos to previous blind items! I vaguely remember the one about an actor having a face people would recognize. What was the rest of it?
Jack will always be cool. He may have the body of an old guy, but he IS an old guy. It's nice to see that he's not being botoxed and stretched and looking like Burt Reynolds or Mike Douglas.
ReplyDeleteJack will ALWAYS sit with the cheerleaders at the cool lunch table.
I don't care how old and flabby he is, Jack Nicholson is the best damn actor in Hollywood, and I love him. Jack Torrance will always have a place in my heart.
ReplyDeleteWith the exception of Steve Buscemi, who I also love dearly and watch every movie he comes out with. Anyone that doesn't like him can shut the fuck up, Donny.
DN, the magic mojo is fame. If Jack lived in MN and nobody knew who he was, he wouldn't be able to get women his own age to give him a second look. The guy is creepy beyond creep.
ReplyDeleteMooshki & Enty my thoughts exactly!!! Love them both, Gabrielle is as beuatiful as ever.
ReplyDeleteAnd what IS up with Fergie's face?? She has good days and not so good days.
Carol, what gives with me this week? I've remembered several so far, and that's just not like me!
ReplyDeleteAll I can remember is what I posted. Some people ruled him out immediately saying everyone knows who Steve Buscemi is, but I don't agree with that.
Gabrielle's hair and dress look awful, but I hope her Burn Notice show comes back, it was fun. I also wish she'd stop getting her lips all jacked up like Meg Ryan's; that looks horrid on everyone who does it.
ReplyDeletemandy, that last post of yours really tied the thread together.
ReplyDeleteKate Bosworth looks like a little kid next to Helena. She needs to eat.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that Kate Bosworth, May Andersen and Helena Christensen share at least one vice.
ReplyDeleteSheesh ol' Pam is looking haggard.
ReplyDeleteWow. I think Calvin Klein looks awful - wouldn't have even recognized him if I didn't see the caption. He looks like someone transplanted Barry Manilow's face onto him - badly.
ReplyDeleteWow, both Gabrielle Anwar and Andrew McCarthy look incredible. Gabrielle is just so beautiful, even with the bad dress and lip treatment. (I hope she stops now with the collagen injections, though.) And I actually think Andrew McCarthy is sexier now than he ever has been.
ReplyDeleteHelena Christensen and Fergie, though, not so much. Helena looks like she just came off a 10-day bender with Pam Anderson, and Fergie…well, I just don't know what to say. She just looks plain f'd up.
Part of it is the orange skin but her face also looks swollen, like she's on her way home from having her wisdom teeth removed.
As for Jack Nicholson…ugh. Don't get me wrong, I have mad love and respect for his past accomplishments, but IMO he's just too old to be acting like that now. It's icky and undignified.
"If Jack lived in MN and nobody knew who he was, he wouldn't be able to get women his own age to give him a second look. The guy is creepy beyond creep."
Amen, sista.
if Jack weren't a celeb he'd have been popped for sex with underage hookers many many times from the rumblings i've heard.
ReplyDeletethe guy is a creepy perv and over rated as hell.
oh El, if i saw Jack id go say hi too,doesn't mean we want to feck him. eww.
ReplyDeleteHey! Andrew McCartney is on Lipstick Jungle!
now if you said that about the guy who played the hot guy in 16 Candles then id agree..lol.
I'm with Jax. Jack is a creepy old perv, and no amount of talent wipes that away! Trust me, men KNOW when a hooker is underage, and most of them seek them out on purpose. Either that or he really likes a young look, and that ALWAYS spells bad news when you're freaking seventy years old! What, thirty year olds arent beautiful? I've seen fifty year olds that'd put some 20 year olds to shame. *sigh*
ReplyDeleteOk...who is that woman with the ugly-assed red sandals?
ReplyDeleteI'm loving Andrew McCarthy on Lipstick Jungle.
ReplyDeleteEven though I've got a thing for questionably straight men, I'd take Chris over Calvin anyday. Chris looks bed-ready, IMO.
Why is Fergie so puffy? I've defended her alot of times when people call her meth face, but even I've got to admit she's looking poofy-cheeked.
Pamela Anderson just keeps looking slimier and slimier. Yuck.
ReplyDeletejack looks like big foot at the beach.
ReplyDeleteBlove- your blog makes me laugh...question is your daughters name really Sparkle? cute its endearing.
ReplyDeleteNice 'moobs' Jack!
ReplyDeleteI had no idea that Fergie was only 33, I had thought she was at least 40. She looks rough.
ReplyDeleteLOL I just noticed how mismatched and lopsided Pamela Anderson's boobs look in that photo. They also look like they're pointing in different directions. Poor things just look tired.
ReplyDeleteAndrew McCarthy nees to come sit by me.
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ReplyDeletesorry, was flustered
I heard coke bloats your face. I know alcohol sure as hell does.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to Leona - couldn't happen to a nicer girl.
ReplyDeleteHmm, trix, who could you be referring to? ;-)
ReplyDeleteJack Nicholson stopped acting a long time ago. Every movie he has been in in the last 25 to 30 years, he has played Jack Nicholson with a different name.
ReplyDeleteFor all her craziness I love Tatum O'Neal. I agree with who ever said that a book written by her daughter would be a good read. Imagine, Tatum and the O'Neal's on one side and John McEnroe is your dad, who marries a former singer with some interesting stories to tell herself.
I couldn't agree with you more about Steve Buscemi. I've been a huge fan of his for years, and I love those quirky parts he tends to play.
ReplyDeleteIt's great to see Andrew McCarthy getting airtime again too. He was great in a guest-starring role in "Law and Order", and I just love him in "Lipstick Jungle".
The less said the better about Jack Nicholson.
Heh heh shiny, you got me. As much as I don't mind Fergie, really....the truth's the truth. I hate my face after a night of drinking...ever seen Britney's face after a night of drinking? Bloat central. I shudder to think of combining the two, and the resulting bloat. Didnt John Candy do both? Exactly.
ReplyDeleteHelena Christensen has been with Paul Banks for quite some time now...
ReplyDeleteMaybe Fergie just ate a bowl of pasta. The dreaded carbs made her bloat.
ReplyDeleteAs for Pamela, and any other celebrity over the age of 22: When you shoot the peace sign at the photogs, it just makes you look like you are old and trying too hard. Leave that one to Lilo.
Give peace a chance!! Peace out!
I think he used to be really cool and I will always enjoy his movies. He has charisma, for sure.
Why do his breasts look so full and round? That looks like a little bit more that just man boobs. Are his nipples hard?
Totally agree about Steve Buscemi. He is one of THE best out there.
ReplyDeletejoining in with the buscemi love -- he's one of my favorites. twisty, i think you're right about him being the answer to that blind.
ReplyDeleteand nicholsen -- ugh. he was a great actor, but audieh_1 is right and now he just plays himself. one of the reasons i stopped watching the academy awards was that all the 'jack is cool' stuff just got so boring.
so who's helena richardson's new bf?
and mary mccormack, yes, howard stern's wife, but she was great in 'k street', although i think i'm the only person who watched (and loved) it.
last of all, yeah, i have affection for tatum o'neal -- even after all the men in her life have been such fucking assholes to her, there's still something genuine and sweet about her. glad to see her doing well and with her kid.
Gab Anwar is amazingly beautiful. Loved her in The Tudors. Great choice for top spot today.
ReplyDeleteI love Gabrielle Anwar!
ReplyDeleteHelena is obviously tanorexic. The thought of what Fergie is going to look like by 40 is frightening. I'm sure something close to the girl Gremlin on part 2. Eric Benet's new girlfriend looks like she can take a punch while looking just enough like a Halle wanna-be to creep you out. I thought SJP was hard enough to look directly at. At least her costar can divert some attention from her witch-mug. Mila Kunis looks hot until you find out what's between her legs on probably a daily basis...AHHHH!..Billy Corgan in a shiny silver dress that matches his high pitched school girl vocals.
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