The lovely Amanda Bynes starts things off.
It's been awhile since Andy Roddick made an appearance here. So I'm wondering if that thing with Andy and Mandy Moore was real or was it like that whole DJ AM thing and just for show.
Although I probably don't say it very often, I am impressed by the way Demi Moore is aging. I guess using those leeches to suck blood from her body really works.
The aging process has not been as kind to Debbie Harry. The homage to Diane Keaton's wardrobe isn't really helping matters.
VH-1 gave Danny Bonaduce a new show and it involves kids. This should work out well.
Yes, I know Bruce Willis has a girlfriend, and a hot one at that. However, how is that no matter what city Demi Moore shows up in, as long as Bruce is not filming he always seems to be right there. They even stay in the same hotels.
Ashley Tisdale looks out her front door to make sure the paps are there. I wonder how many favors she has to call in to get them to show up.
Been awhile since Marcus Schenkenberg made an appearance. He is one guy I have not checked to see if there is a possibility for some FFF action for all of you.
The absolutely hilarious Matt Lucas and David Walliams.
Mariah Carey - New York
My guess is that Tony Romo spent about $300 to win that stuffed animal, and no I am not talking about Jessica Simpson. She is probably less expensive.
Since we all know what Javier Bardem is playing with, I think we can assume that is in fact a sock.
I'm glad to see that Thandie Newton and Simon Pegg also agree that David Schwimmer is the goofiest looking SOB around.
REM - London
This photo must have been taken in the only five seconds that Pauly Shore was not staring at Porschela Coleman's breasts.
The Presidents Of The United States Of America - New York
For some reason this photo just makes me crack up. It must be Owen Wilson's hair or something. Check out those badges that he and Eric Dane have on. You think they might end up on ebay?
Is that blurb about Bruce and Demi always being in the same city and staying in the same hotel the answer to a blind about a divorced couple who still "get together"???
ReplyDeletetwisted sister: You're so good at remembering all the blind items!
ReplyDeleteAndy Roddick is lookin' fine! Normally I don't think he's all that special.
ReplyDeleteMarcus doesn't have any full frontals that are real. There is a fabulous fake of him. There are some artsy butt shots. He's always been in my top 10 most attractive men since high school.
Bruce Willis looks awfully gay in that photo. Maybe it's just the overly draped scarf and shopping bags... and the gayface smile.
LOVE the photo of simon and thandie.
I remember reading an interview with Andy Roddick not long after he and Mandy Moore broke up; he said she would cry every time she would lose to him in Scrabble (or anything else) and he found that really annoying. He is hyper-competitive and always plays to win and she thought he should let her win on occasion. Never happened. She drove him up the walls with her crying and manipulative behavior. He sounded genuinely relieved to be rid of her.
ReplyDeleteI was actually thinking the blurb about Andy Roddick was theanswer to the blind about the gay tennis star.
ReplyDeleteCarol, usually I don't remember but I remembered this one because so many guessed Bruce and Demi. I WISH my memory was good. Or at least good about important things. ;-)
ReplyDeleteTwist- SAME THOUGHT occurred to me.
ReplyDeleteAnd one more thing regarding Demi: Ent, I will agree that she looks good, but I don't think you can make the argument that she is aging well. She isn't aging, but she has a great surgeon so she at least still looks somewhat natural.
See someone like Christie Brinkley for an example of someone who has aged very nicely.
I've always thought that Andy Roddick was hot, but the first thing that came to mind when I saw that pic was "Hey, there, Mickey Mouse!" lol
ReplyDeleteI thought that the Willis pic was a clue to the blind, too,Twis!
As for Marcus, I thought he seemed really sweet when he was on the Surreal Life (yes, I know I'm going to hell for even watching, but it was such a trainwreck) which was surprising b/c I remember reading an interview of him back in the day where he came off like a total douche.
Chatty and Indigo, I don't know about you two, but for me it's wishful thinking. I always liked them as a couple and I guess I'm still in denial...lol.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. Maybe Ashton and Bruce's new flavor can get together and leave Bruce and Demi to pick up where they left off (or not, as the case may be......?)
ReplyDeleteJavier Bardem could be completely flat down there and I'd still do him.
ReplyDeleteI know, Twis. I always liked Bruce and Demi together, too. And she's had so much work done that it just ruins it for me every time I watch one of my favorite movies, "About Last Night". She's just not the same Debbie anymore.
ReplyDeletelol
I LOVE Simon Pegg. Love his movies. He is destined for a long haul in the biz, I suspect, and good for him!
ReplyDeleteSock or no sock, Javier is still hot.
ReplyDeleteCould the Andy Roddick/Mandy Moore comment be a reveal about Mandy? Remember the singer who was hit on by another woman at a function and she said "Yuck, gross" about it and we all thought the "hittee" was Jessica Simpson? I thought the "hitter" was Mandy at the time and this kinda sounds like Ent is saying Mandy's boyfriends are shams...
ReplyDeleteMichael Stipe looks hot in his purple suit.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, how could you possibly be impressed by the way Demi Moore is aging? She spent $500,000 on plastic surgery. That amount is impressive.
ReplyDeleteUgh, this pains me to say because I really don't like her, but Mariah looks great in that pic, even though her boobs are fake and she got chipmunk implants. Well chipmunks are cute.
In my pervert mind, I like the Ashton/Demi/Bruce S&M triad image. It could also come from watching Pulp Fiction over the weekend.
ReplyDeleteOwen is wearing a wedding ring, or something on that finger. Did he finally decide that he was in total love with himself or is there a secret Jen/Kate wedding somewhere we haven't heard of yet?
but selenakyle was the other woman famous? I thought she was a no name... could just be my memory though. i am leaning towards twisted and others thoughts on the Bruce willis comment... and I too watch the reruns of the surreal life(she says shamefully) and marcus does come across as a great sweet guy on them - and i can't help it that was a hell of a cast that season... Mariah looks great but man she has the personality of a flea and she sucked last night lipsyncing/performing at the hills premiere party
ReplyDeletePenelope Cruz has the opposite of a lollipop head- her head is so tiny! I wonder what she'd look like if she gained a ton of weight.
ReplyDeleteCan I get in the middle of an Andy Roddick / David Walliams sandwich please?
ReplyDeletePlease?? God, how I love them both! And together in one post. Thanks EL!
Penelope Cruz looks like a chihuahua.
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought that picture was of Ellen DeGeneres instead of Owen Wilson. Am I the only one? hehe
ReplyDeleteCould Amanda Bynes be the Kindness BI from last Friday?
ReplyDeleteSo, this B list television actress from a very hit show that ended not so long ago...
the claws are out today. so many catty comments. must be why i loves to read 'em.
ReplyDeleteWhat are Matt Lucas and David Walliams up to these days? Last time I saw Matt was on Big Brother Celebrity Hijack.
ReplyDeleteway to go twisty .. i think we have a winner .. my first thought after reading the comment was "there ya go .." one man aint enuf for demi, gotta have too .. and isnt there a saying that you never truly get over your first love?
ReplyDeleteDonna, I'm not sure going from Bruce Willis to Ashton would be enough for anybody. ;-)
ReplyDeleteKim, Owen's wearing the ring for "Marley" - they're on set.
ReplyDeleteI seem to recall a blind (not necessarily from here) about a gorgeous male model who was very under-endowed. Pople at the time were guessing Tyson Beckford - but could it be Schenkenberg?
ReplyDeleteThat might be why ent isn't chasing after an FF of him for us - it's not worth it... ;-)