Random Photos Part One
Not the greatest photo of Javier Bardem. Not as bad as the shrinkage one, but really, nothing is as bad as that. When you are talking about people all over the world laughing at the size of your manhood, then it is time to show that same world that you are doing both of the Cruz sisters. Is he? I don't know. Would I watch? Of course. But, so would you.
Here is a better one. Not much though huh? It still looks like someone had some pot brownies in the green room.
Ian Brown - Melbourne, Australia
One of my favorite artists. David Hockney. He along with Peter O' Toole and some others were at this award show called the Oldies. It is a collection of "oh wow," or "that's what happened to them," and it is kind of cool.
I posed this photo not because anyone probably knows who Alice Dellal is, but because of the oddity of this shoot. So Selfridges in London had an opening. This was the only person who came. WireImage has 20 pictures of her standing in front of this backdrop and no one else. I can't believe they could not get an assistant manager or something just so it looked like someone other than Alice came. Of course if people knew she was coming, then maybe there was a reason no one came.
Speaking of Peter O' Toole
See how Madonna is crushing that award? How do you think Guy Ritchie feels? Yikes.
Just because it has been a long time if ever that I have had Laura Dern and Ben Harper in this section.
John Mellencamp - New York
Iggy Pop - New York
Javier, come on over, I'll back ya some brownies. We'll have to work on that shrinkage though.
ReplyDeletelol@cali
ReplyDeleteI can't stand Justin Bumperlake. Madonna looks strange.
what the hell is going on in Javier's pocket? If he needs some help with that, I'm available.
ReplyDeleteLOVE Ben Harper!!!
Iggy Pop looks surprising good for a 70-year-old heroin addict!
ReplyDeleteMadonna is looking like the freak that she is.
ReplyDeleteSay whatever you like about octogenarians, but Peter O'Toole is still a hot bitch. If you don't believe me, you should watch Venus. If the scene where he quotes a few lines from Shakespeare don't give you goosebumps then you're just dead inside. Dead and buried.
ReplyDeleteI don't care about the shrinkage, or the poor photo - COME TO ME, JAVIER *grrr*
ReplyDeleteOoooh Ian Brown, sweet!!!!!!!!
I doubt Guy Ritchie fears Madonna's fist - I am 100% convinced the blind re: hubby beating his wife is them :(
Speaking of dead, Peter O'Toole looked like he was dead in this clip:
ReplyDeletehttp://youtube.com/watch?v=o5JAPkvnyso
(at around 1:56 - and this always makes me laugh)
i predcit divorceville for Gay/Madonna very soon. he has skipped 3 major events for her in the last few months.
ReplyDeleterock n roll hall of fame is pretty big for your spouse not to be there. and its not like he's busy directing.
OOPS that was GUY, not GAY..but hey its Madonna.
ReplyDeleteFreudian slip, Jax????
ReplyDeletemaybe! you know me i like to gay them all up!
ReplyDeleteWhy why why why why why why has Madonna been inducted to the RRHoF???
ReplyDeleteWho's next, NKotB?
jax said...
ReplyDeleteOOPS that was GUY, not GAY..but hey its Madonna.
*dying* LOL!
oops, too busy laughing, forgot to add:
ReplyDeleteI totally agree re: divorce. And if the blind IS about them, then I'll be celebrating this particular divorce :)
Madonna needs to lay off the cheek implants. For a second there, she looked like Bugs Bunny holding a carrot.
ReplyDeletethat wascally wabbit!
ReplyDeleteif they are the blind about the husband beating the wife, is madonna the husband?
ReplyDeletegawd i hate her. i'm sorry, i always have.
and now she says she has severe anxiety attacks when she performs in front of an audience? i'm sorry, bitch, but you're no carly simon. i know what an anxiety attack is, and i know it doesn't cause one to do the things you've done all your life on stage.
hell, my husband would be thrilled if my anxiety attacks caused me to throw on a bustier and slut it up.
sorry. i really don't like her, did i mention that?
Madonna must be on human growth hormone or something.
ReplyDeleteI think Madonna should release Guy Richie.. he seems like such a nice man.
ReplyDeleteUncle Iggy almost looks like he hasn't aged in 20 years.
ReplyDeleteMadonna is seriously flexing on that award to make her muscles stand out. What the hell???
ReplyDeleteIggy looks great! So does Madonna but we all know she has help. Iggy, probably not so much.
ReplyDeleteDoes Madonna dye her roots black to make it look like she's not going gray?
ReplyDeleteJavier Bardem was awesome in 'No Country for Old Men'.
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