Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Random Photos Part One

Andrew Kingston obviously belongs to the Simon Cowell school of fashion.
Before you get the wrong idea that Amber Heard decided not to wear a bra, and pose like she was offering her breasts to the paps in order to impress her older date, you need to realize that her older date is her dad.
Aaaaahhh. True love. Jared Padalecki and that is his fiance Sandy McCoy. The four foot height difference is apparently not a factor.
Do I see a hint of a stache on Heidi Klum?
Yes, it is Djimon Hounsou's film, but Kimora Simmons always has to be front and center. Is it me or is she starting to look like Queen Latifah?
The Black Crowes - New York
If she shows up somewhere, and I see her photo, and if I have room, and if I have something to say, and if she looks decent, then I will always put Amy Sedaris in Random Photos.
This is Steven Crowley. Yep, I have never heard of him either, but he is going to be in Bachelor Party 2. "Take two pieces of bread and you jam them together."
After the 35th sake toast, Robert DeNiro was really butchering the name Matsuhisa.
I notice there is no stop sign, and everyone is limited to one hour with Lindsay Lohan. Unfortunately I don't see that she has any caution signs, or warnings of possible side effects from spending the one hour with her.
So, I've been thinking that Kenny G has an advantage over almost every guy in the world on valentine's Day. He doesn't worry about buying anything, and when he gets home, pulls out the sax and tells his wife he wrote something just for her. How the hell is she going to tell if he is making it up or not?
Insane Clown Posse now trying their luck on America's Best Dance Crew.
Wynton Marsalis - New York
Tokio Hotel - Rotterdam
I don't know Tom Harley or Felicity Percival either, but they seem like a nice couple.
It wasn't that great of a film.
Looking at this photo of Sean Faris, it is hard to picture him as the lead in a film about Mixed Martial Arts.

30 comments:

  1. Black Crowes, represent!

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  2. haha but did you see how he was standing? haha

    Also. When did Lohan start looking like the kid from Mask. No really - go back and take a look...I'll wait...

    ...see?!

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  3. It's you, EL. Kimora Simmons looks more like Chyna Doll.

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  4. OMG JABAWOKEEZ FOR THE WIN!

    (seriously, they are ridiculously talented!)

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  5. she looks more knocked up than Latifah.

    eww even Simaon wouldn't wear that douche outfit.

    Lilo does not look like Mask,that's mean. i think she looks great for a former* coke whore.

    *could change with new information.

    Tokio Hotel looks like The Misfits from Jem.

    i normally think Sean fariis is cute..a lil too fruity for me in this one. no disrepect to fruity gents.

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  6. Not a single one here I care about.
    My second request to Ent: It's Matsuhisa, not Matsushita. Regardless, as part owner, DeNiro can say it however he pleases.

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  7. Spell check and Matsuhisa don't go so well together, but of course you are right.

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  8. Judi! Validation from the man. You can't ask for more than that.

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  9. Anonymous1:54 PM

    Andrew Kingston - mandals only look good when you're on the beach.

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  10. Oh Ent, Heidi DOES NOT have a mustache! I'm biased because Leni looks so effing cute in her aviators!

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  11. So is DeNiro the answer to yesterdays blind?

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  12. Bachelor Party 2?! LMAO I wonder what the spice of the day will be.

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  13. BTW, Ent, maybe you want to follow up the airplane landing story. The pilot was a 24yo woman.

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  14. lol. ya guys remember that shit next time you go open your big traps about women drivers.

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  15. I agree Jax, "Creamora" looks pregnant.

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  16. dschingis, that scoop could only be better if you'd said she was also a blonde.

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  17. Why don't I know who most of these people are? Am I getting too old? But Amy Sedaris, yay.

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  18. Tom Harley is the Captain of the Geelong Cats, who won the Premiership in the Australian Football League last year. Felicity Percival was the former deputy editor of Cosmopolitan magazine in Australia. She was writing a story on the hottest footballers in Australia and interviewed him. Not a bad way to meet a bloke ;)

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  19. It's just sad to see Lohan now. I wonder if she still thinks it's gonna happen for her.

    So do you guys think it's over for Lohan, or do you think she can still have a decent career?

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  20. <3 Amy, I wish you would invite me to one of your dinner parties

    Lilo looks rough.

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  21. WOW Padalecki....haven't seen him in awhile. He's looking kind of rough. Usually, he's gorgeous. He used to pick on my brother when we were little, haha.

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  22. i heart amy.
    she's a bunny hugger, too.

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  23. I just saw a few seconds of an interview with Lohan from Entertainment tonight...I don't know what she has had done to her face, but she has had something...new teeth or cheek implants or something.

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  24. Oh Wow Sam and Amamda get a pic in Random photos, they'd be so like excited....deffo....:D

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  25. CRichmond, I don't think it's OVER over, but I do think it's not going to go anywhere either. Think of Robert Downey, Jr., an actor I find far more talented than Lohan.

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  26. Must rant.

    Linds is going to need to get a lot smarter before anyone takes her seriously. She's an exploitative and exploited coked up fucking machine right now who will do anything for money and has no respect for other human life, human intelligence and no humility about herself and how badly she has and continues to screw up. Her looks won't hold and her reputation is shot. Until there's some real humility, recognition of her mistakes and remorse backed up by actual changes in behavior about her coked up drunk driving, running other people down and blaming her drug possession on nameless minorities, she's going to stay a megalomaniacal hypocrite who no one with a brain would respect or hire. Any project she attaches itself to is lowered by her involvement, and I would feel less respect for myself for paying money to experience it.

    Her best service to the public right now is as a cautionary tale of hubris. And it's sad because if you watch the Parent Trap, she really was a talented child actress at one point with a lot of charisma. But she squandered her advantages and stepped on other people for her own personal gain and amusement. If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

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  27. Amy Sedaris is, and always will be, my hero.

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  28. Love Amy Sedaris! I wanna be a guest at one of her themed dinner parties and meet her rabbit.

    @bunny
    My roomate is Edgar, a 6 year old Dutch Dwarf.

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  29. Pretty sure the Kimora picture is a blind vice answer.
    What was it...?
    Kimora liking woman, I think.

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  30. Sean Faris looks like a tool in that pic...a fruity little tool...that makes me sad, as I think he is WAY hot!

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