Positive Energy Makes You Pregnant

Here I thought a sperm and egg needed to get it on so someone could get pregnant. Turns out it is actually positive energy that does it. If you think it sounds like something a Scientologist would say, give yourself some kibble because you are correct.

Now Magazine is reporting that Katie Holmes wants to try invitro to have another baby. She wants Suri to have some friends. It must be kind of tough when you only get to see other kids when cameras are around and daddy is using you for publicity.

Katie is really concerned that Tom hasn't managed to knock her up again. Well, it is pretty tough when his bedroom is on another floor. People don't have sex when they share the same bed. How often do you think a couple would have sex if they had to go to a different floor or decide which bed to use, or make the trek back to their own bed after it was over. Hell, there would not be a population in the world but porn sales would go through the roof.

Tom says that invitro goes against the teachings of the Church. Well, since he is second in command I'm thinking he could go ahead and have a vision or fart or something and get that changed. A source says, "Tom keeps telling her to focus on Scientology methods of creating “positive energy” to become pregnant, which he's convinced worked the first time around, but Katie's losing patience."

I guess he means something like "I'm positive we are out of L Ron's sperm, so this isn't going to happen."