Minnie Driver And The Baby Name

Minne Driver has been going around to various talk shows whining about how she can't come up with a name for her future kid because she has such an awful last name. Well, all I know is that she should not be the one deciding. Her number one choice if it is a boy is John Driver. That is the most porn name you could ever think of. You might as well just call Vivid as soon as you put that name on a birth certificate because that is where he is headed.

I personally don't understand why she just won't use my surname for the child. It is almost like she is ashamed that I am the father of the baby. Well, if she won't tell everyone I am the dad, then the least I can do is come up with a good name.

Since she is a Minnie, she could name a boy Mickey, or Pluto, or really could go with any of the Disney family and I think it would work.

She really needs to stay away from the adjectives though like Mighty or the cute names that other celebrities have come up with like Apple or Paris. When combined with Driver they sound more like a job description than a name.

No matter what she names the kid though, there will always be some jerkoff saying "Drive her?" I didn't even know her. Yea, that's really funny one time. Well the kid won't be laughing when he sees John Driver up there on the big screen living the American male dream of being a porn star.

Although Minnie can get on my nerves, she has been in some of my favorite films, including Grosse Point Blank, so it is tough to get too snarky about her.