Jeremy Geffen Is An Ass

Jeremy Geffen is the manager of D12. In case you are not familiar with them, they are the group that launched the career of Eminem as well as some other big names in the hip hop industry. Now Jeremy shares the same last name as David Geffen but they are not related. If they were related, this would have never happened because David would have kicked the ever living crap out of Jeremy before any of this happened.

Jeremy was arrested last Thursday and was arraigned yesterday here in LA. Geffen is charged with sexual assault on two teenage girls. He stands accused of 14 felony counts including rape using drugs, possession of cocaine and providing cocaine to a minor - as well as two counts of unlawful sexual intercourse. The crimes are alleged to have taken place at a number of Hollywood nightclubs and Geffen's home between 2006 and 2007. He is currently being held on bail of $2 million. If convicted, the 35-year-old faces 20 years in prison and he won't get to spend anymore time with his BFF Lindsay Lohan.

Yes, they are buddy buddy, but I am sure she had no idea any of this was going on. I mean if you are the BFF of someone would you know they used cocaine or had sex with girls as young as your little sister and that to make sure they wanted to have sex with him because he is 35, he plied with them coke? Would you know that if they were in your intimate circle of friends? If you were a heavy user of coke and someone in your inner circle had access to coke, would you get it from him, or from some stranger?

Look, Jeremy Geffen is an asshole, and whether he is convicted of the crimes he has been alleged to commit, the fact doesn't change that he is an ass and that something was going on. What kind of 35 year old guy likes hanging out with 16 year old girls? Does it give you some kind of freakish power because they don't know how to say no and haven't heard your crappy ass lines? Can you not get someone who is your own damn age or at least legal? Can't find someone even in their 20's? Now, I like to think that 95% of the people are good people inside, and so I am going to give Lindsay Lohan the benefit of the doubt that she didn't know any of this ever happened, and that she will not be drawn into this case in anyway other than as a name for the reporters. If she does get drawn in though, or is used as a witness at trial, I think then I would like to ask her some of my own questions, and maybe I would put her in the other 5% right next to some others like Diddy.