Hugh Hefner Has Not Lost His Mind
White Oprah has made a dramatic comeback. I was really enjoying not seeing Dina Lohan very much. It was kind of peaceful actually. Now that a network was dumb enough to give her a reality show we will have her thrust upon us much as she has thrust herself upon so many others. Can you imagine how much we are going to have to put up with her when she starts doing publicity for the show? Are you ready to see her whenever you turn on your television or open a magazine at the checkout counter?
You know the network gave her the show so that Lindsay would show up and they could watch the self destruction of Ali in person. Do you really think that anyone in this world gives a rat's ass what Dina Lohan does? Me either.
Dina is good for a quote though. Much like her ex is. Unlike her ex though, most of the time Dina waits for the phone to ring and isn't the one making the call. Dina has denied that Hugh Hefner and Playboy offered Lindsay money to get naked. They must know that Lindsay will get naked for food. She even has a sign that she wears on the exit ramps of highways.
What this shows me is that Hugh still has some sense. If he marries Holly Madison though that would be a big mistake. Don't do it Hugh. Not that you are reading this. I didn't mean to change the topic, and I really don't want the show that much, but Bridget seems more the marrying kind and Holly seems to be the one who will make sure you die without any money and try to take the company away from Hugh's daughter. Don't even get me started on the "sporty" one.
Now that Hugh has declined, I think Larry Flynt should call Lindsay. Dress her up like a nun or put her on a cross, and have her get naked. Larry has a huge wallet. It would be shocker.
You know, I'm gonna have to kinda agree with you on the Bridget thing. She seems like the stupidest one, but thats a good thing, in that she's not smart enough to be as conniving. Plus she always seems to be really happy...and not coke fiend happy, but just sparkly cheerleader happy. We all know that Sporty whoops scuse me Kendra is a dyke. Holly always has a look on her face like she's smelling a queef.
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hugh prob won't marry holly. they may have a child. hugh and kimberly are still married and she and the 2 boys live in the house next to the mansion. maybe they will divorce when the boys are a certain age? who knows....
ReplyDeleteIt's interesting that you never see Kimberly or the boys on the show. Good for them for not whoring themselves like that.
ReplyDeleteFunny that he posted this today- I was just talking to a girl I know, who works for Playboy- on the liscencing side. She's always at the mansion. She says that both Holly & Bridget are the devious ones (especially Holly) and that Kendra is just as stupid as she seems (but we all know that!). She did say that they are grooming the son to take over the biz -he's only 18 right now- but she told me that if Holly has anything to do with it, that'll never happen Apparently she's been planning this for years- to marry Hef and take it over.
ReplyDeleteOh and she also said that Hef is still married to the one who had twins & she lives on the property as well. Weird!!
Bridgette comes off very ditzy, but she actually has a master's degree and I believe may be wokring on another. Maybe there is more to her than we see.
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ReplyDeleteAh, thats interesting. She plays the happy dumb blonde very, very well. More convincingly than most.
ReplyDeleteKendra needs to hook up with Pink.
ReplyDeleteya i like Bridge much more than Holly, she comes off ditzy but she has a brain.
Holly is soooo a goldigger. She fancies herself the Queen of the mansion. expedable. if it weren't for the reality show i think the'd all be history by now.
Lohan and Hef. The pimp and the gimp. Perfect. Maybe the two casts can take a trip to Paris and meet up. Maybe they can live nextdoor to each other, like Golden Girls and Empty Nest.
ReplyDeletelinds is so much more a flynt type of girl. hugh doesn't need her kind of trouble. playboy still has a sense of the artistic about it, not like the old days, but i don't see hugh letting a lohan in the place as long as he's alive (we always had playboy in the house when i was growing up until my dad decided it got a little "leftish" or something).
ReplyDeleteKendra is dumber than a box of rocks.
ReplyDeleteHolly's not much smarter.
Always wondered WTF Bridget is even doing there.
Shooting a TV show, of course.
ReplyDeleteIt was found out that Bridget is/was married when she came up to glom off the mansion. If you have ever watched the MTV cribs, several years ago they had the PB Mansion featured as the whole show. It was interesting to see the bevy of "girlfriends" (whores), there were 7 or 8 at that time, Holly & Bridg were on the fringe. You see Holly attached to Hef like a herp throughout the show, and Bridget is like an extra - dressed like a $2 hooker jumping on his bed with about 15 other girls. Bridg has "achieved her goals" of living off an old man with alot of money - that's what she's in it for too!! Holly is cunning - she slithered her way to the top by seeing exactly what Hef wanted & she provided it. She is now the west coast editor of PB - replacing a woman who had been there for years. Holly & Bridg are the main parasites - Kendra just fell into this thing by chance - there was no thought process on her part whatsoever to get herself where she is now!!
ReplyDeleteThank goodness LiLo isn't going to be in Playboy, I'd hate to see her show up in my mailbox one month, especially after seeing her drop by in the form of that terrible, painful "tribute" *shudder* photo spread in New York Magazine. Besides, Playboy already had Amanda Beard "grace" it's pages last year so they've clearly had their quota of icky redheads for a while... And personally I love watching "The Girls Next Door" so I'd hate to see a Lohan show up on there one day.
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