Monday, March 24, 2008

Heather Mills Just Needs To Walk Away


You know I am not a fan of Heather Mills. I think that she represents almost everything that is wrong with the world today, and really has done nothing to make me ever wish her well. It was calculated that she got $1500 an hour for each hour she was married to Paul McCartney. I think Ashley Dupre would have been a much better deal for Paul, and she was probably better in bed and complained less.

Anyway, this is not about trashing Heather Mills. This is some advice. Apparently Heather is tiring of everyone reading the ruling from the judge in her divorce. Basically the judge called her a liar and Heather is sick of it. In a statement released to GMTV on Friday, Heather claimed that the full transcripts would "paint a far fairer and truthful picture" of the divorce battle.

Heather's lawyer has confirmed that she plans to appeal in court for the release of her testimony. She will also ask for the removal of a gag order which forbids her from speaking about her time with McCartney, who may be called to court to challenge the requests of his former wife.

Her attorney stated: "Heather is very frustrated. She feels that it's very unfair that the judgment should be printed in full when she cannot defend herself. She's planning to apply to lift the ban. It was damning enough that the judge made his judgment so clear and vividly - no one deserves that. It's like a prolonged hanging for her."

I know Heather's lawyer is probably telling her to keep on doing this. Well, one of the reasons is he knows she can pay the bill, and that she is the kind of client who will be paying an attorney for the rest of her life so it may as well be this guy. Heather just needs to walk away now. If the gag order was not in place she would go do interviews all over the place and basically look even more vindictive than she appears. She does not have the personality to pull off hurt and betrayed. She is just like the stripper who has worked far too long and just cannot even smile for a customer anymore. She also needs to leave those transcripts locked up. If the judge managed to find several lies Heather told on the stand, how many do you think professional news organizations will find with all the time and resources at their disposal? She will look much worse as article after article calls for her to go to jail for perjury.

Heather Mills is living in a fantasy world if she thinks the world is going to like her. Give us about 20 years and when Beatrice goes into rehab for the first time, show yourself on camera again with your 8th husband and we may start to like you. But not now. For now, just leave. Go away.

23 comments:

  1. This woman is pathetic. The judge found her less than truthfull, yet she got a gazillion dollars and she's still not happy because everyone thinks she's not Mother Teresa? Pleazzzze.

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  2. Amen, Ent! We are always gonna see her as a lying golddigger who got knocked up 5 seconds after they met in order to land one of the most famous and lucrative cash cows in the world. She's the cow! GO AWAY!

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  3. I know, I know. I shouldn't say this . . . but do we know for sure that Bea is Paul's? For both of their sakes, I hope so. But I wouldn't put it past her to have gotten knocked up elsewhere.

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  4. Heather Mills Just Needs To Walk Away

    She also needs to step off.

    /rimshot

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  5. Alpine Summer, great question. I doubt Paul was the only one she's been doing all these years.

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  6. Twisted: I know there was at least one guy who came forward and said he had been sleeping with her before and during the marriage. Don't know the veracity of his claims, though.

    PS. You guys need to up the snark. It's my birthday and I demand snark.

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  7. Hey, Happy Birthday, Alpine! I'm not too good at snark, but if that's you're bday request, I'll work on it. ;-P

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  8. Haha, that or pictures of pretty, dirty rockers. That would make for a happy birthday. :)

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  9. All this Heather Mills business over the past week started me thinking about Sarah Ferguson when she had her "misstep" with the British press.

    Man, how they hated her. But, you know what? She got her shit together. And, as far as I can tell it was by shutting up, straightening up (or keeping it out the public eye anyway), being a good mother and earning her own keep. But, yes, it took years.

    Heather at least comes out of this marriage with no need to do the last one, but she should take a lesson from Fergie.

    Best advice to her is to leave the public eye. But, somehow I just don't think she has it in her.

    Lady is a tramp...

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  10. ok alpine..

    EL you mean she needs to hop that peg leg out of here? ok and as if Paul ddin't have a dna test done, come on he's worth squllions,he prob has a nurse on call waiting for the word to scamper to the hospital and prick anything remotley connected to him.
    Stella's kids included.

    she makes my skin itch.

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  11. I can't believe it's so important to this woman that she be liked, especially since the way she's lived her life is so, um, unconducive to that. Things would be a lot easier for her--and the rest of us, because then we wouldn't have to hear her ranting all the time--if she just let that go. No one is going to be liked by everyone, Heather, that's just how it is. Drop it and move on. Just count your money and shut up.

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  12. Odd that her PR people said that she's 'eager to go to US, as she's well liked over there and they won't crucify her'. HA!

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  13. What's weird is, she blabs on and on about how these mean, mean people are damaging her good name, or whatever...

    ...and then she turns around and pours water over someone's head in open court?

    She does way more damage to her own reputation than anyone she whines about.

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  14. HA HA. Heather Mills reminds me of an episode of Lost called, The Long Con. I know she sure conned me, once upon a time, during her courtship of Paul, when I thought she really was an innocent type who had no idea who the Beatles were because she'd led such a sheltered life at the hands of her parents. Simply put, the best actresses were once hookers for a reason: being a hooker is where they GOT their acting skills. They're just pretty con artists. Nothing more.

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  15. Anonymous12:39 PM

    I'm worried some crazed Beatle fan is going to assassinate her. If they would shoot John and break into George's house, they won't have a problem with doing away with her.

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  16. And this worries you, Brenda?

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  17. She is pure rubbish, you can dress it up all you want, but it is what it is. If she thinks coming to the US will be 'getting away from it all' she certainly has a sad surprise in the wings! She is dispicable. He's Paul for Pete's sake!!!

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  18. I don't think anyone wants to dress it up.

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  19. Except maybe Heather! And Gloria Allred, who she just retained for whatever the hell she's planning next.

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  20. Gloria Allred? Geeze, now who is she going to sue????

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  21. urgh. Maybe just getting her ducks in a row for coming here to the US? ha!

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  22. Or getting Heather involved in the feminist movement? Double urgh...lol.

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  23. Paul McCartney needs to wake up and quit playing the beatles card..he's so loaded it's sickening. and anyone that is tight fisted with the mother of thier child is an idiot. when you marry a younger woman who obviously just wants you for your money because you are otherwise unappealing and ugly as hell, you give up the right to being a tightwad.

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