Monday, March 03, 2008

Eddie Murphy Was Mel B's Bitch


I'm never really interested in anything Mel B has to say and so was just skimming through an interview she had given and saw that she called her current husband the first"man" she had been with. I thought maybe I could make something out of that when Mel B took it a step further and said, "Stephen is a man. I don't think I've had a man before. Normally I'm the man. I don't mean literally but in the strong 'Let's do that' assertive way. He makes me feel like a woman, a lady."

So, the way I am reading this, is that Mel B was the dominant one in all of her past relationships. So, even though Eddie Murphy got her pregnant, I guess we can assume she was calling him a little bitch the whole time and laughing at him and making fun of him for being such a woman all in that British accent of hers. See, now that is a reality show, not following the Whoredashian sisters around.


7 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:02 AM

    bring on the sex tape, lol! You know she has one.

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  2. ew no we really don't need to see Eddie dressed as a french maid dusting off Mel's Brit awards.

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  3. Anonymous11:42 AM

    I think what she means is that she's found a male who can accept some responsibility. There just seems to be more slacker males than there used to be or something.

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  4. Amen to that, Brenda!!

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