Does Everyone Hookup On Dancing With The Stars?

Star Magazine is reporting today that Drew Lachey has been having an affair with his dancing partner, Cheryl Burke. Drew, who is married, and who, to his credit survived a few years as Jessica Simpson's brother in law was caught by Cheryl's current boyfriend having oral sex with Cheryl in Cheryl's dressing room during the tour that just completed.

Cheryl's boyfriend Matthew Lawrence ran out of the room crying and screaming when he saw the pair. Also, the next day it was Drew who allegedly had to be kept off Matthew and Matthew's brother Joey not the other way around.

Now, I love Star and I am sure they believe what they are printing, but there is something really strange about this whole thing. So what you have here is Drew, who has always appeared to be a happily married man. Although happily married does not always equate to a guy who won't take what is presented to him, he really doesn't seem like an ass, but from now on, he will have to be moved to the ass list. I mean this is the guy America voted for because he was so nice and his wife was there every week at the show and was supported every week by his brother. Plus, he has a kid, so you just were hoping better for him.

Cheryl has just gone from one celebrity to another, although categorizing Drew or Matthew, or even Joey as a celebrity anymore is a bit of a stretch. So, I want you to picture this. According to Star, when Drew and Cheryl were caught, they were performing oral sex on each other. Matthew walked in on the pair (apparently the doors don't lock), saw them doing a 69 and ran out screaming. He had gone to the dressing room to get something he had left behind. I'm guessing it was his manhood.

Who the hell does a 69 in a dressing room? Dressing room sex is about quick and dirty, not laying down like you are in a hotel room. That is the thing that I find most troubling about the whole story. Find me one other instance where, there was dressing room or restroom 69. There are none. It is a quick and greedy situation, not a lets stay here for the next 5 hours. The show was over, and people were getting ready to go to their hotel rooms. This was not the time for a drawn out encounter. Plus, have you seen Cheryl Burke? She isn't that great looking. Drew would have been much better off finding some groupie from the crowd. If you are going to get caught, might as well get caught with someone hot.

I think something went on, but I don't know if we will get the real story until Lea Lachey files divorce papers and then speaks to one of the weekly magazines.