Monday, March 24, 2008

Denise Richards Is An Idiot


Denise Richards has been given a second chance that most washed up actresses would jump at. A reality show. The only reason she got the reality show is because she was married to Charlie Sheen and is such a spoiled b*tch.

If you were only known for being married to Charlie Sheen and being a spoiled bitch you may want to think of a way to change the perception of everyone in the world who has that opinion of you. E! has given you a platform that you can share with other spoiled bitches like the Kardashians. Now is your chance. Show them what a sweet, normal person and parent you can be. Make people like you and then you may not have to just wander around LA for the next 30 years pretending you have offers for work, or wondering if you should pick up the phone and call Heidi to add some excitement to your life.

Instead of taking that advice, Denise instead chose to exploit the living hell out of her kids even after assuring the world they would only be filler on her television show. In an episode filmed last week, Denise had a birthday party at a spa for her 4 year old daughter. Charlie was not invited and was not welcomed. At the spa, the little toddlers had their nails painted, hair done, and were given complimentary monogrammed bathrobes. All of this was provided for free in exchange for a little product placement for the spa.

Instead of showing that she can be a normal mom with a party like every other kid in America, she decided to show the little girls how to start acting like a spoiled brat. Afterwards they all paid homage to Heather Mills, the hooker who made the big score. Heather was beamed in by satellite to talk to the little girls about the cost benefit analysis of charging by the hour and going for the long con of marriage. OK, that last part is total crap, but honestly, even if you think the spa thing is cute, you have to admit that using your kids like that is really shameful and obviously Charlie had a good idea what Denise was going to do which is why he went to court to try and stop it.

If I were the judge I would be really worried about the explanations I heard in court from Denise, and the reality of what is actually occurring.

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