Yet Another Person Says Larry Birkhead Is Gay

I know Larry Birkhead does a fabulous job of going on television and telling the world he isn't gay and that all the stories that allege otherwise are crap, but he is quickly running out of people in the world who think he is straight. The latest person who has said that Larry is gay is the former bodyguard to Anna Nicole Smith. Big Moe who wants to make sure you don't confuse him with Little Moe or eeny miny moe, gave an interview to Access Hollywood yesterday and said,

"Because of how Larry looked, she figured, oh my child would look great. Blonde hair, blue eyes, you know, 'Go great with me and my baby will come out beautiful.'"

"So basically, from what she told you and what you’re telling me is that Anna looked at Larry as a sperm donor to get a really beautiful child?" AH asked.

"That's it," Big Moe said.

According to Big Moe, Larry wasn't the typical guy Anna went for.

"Anybody that's been around Anna, they would know that Larry wouldn't be her type. First of all, she liked men that was wealthy, I mean that's no secret," Big Moe said.

Big Moe also claims Anna told him that due to his "lifestyle" there would be no strings attached.

"What's his lifestyle?" AH asked.

"Well, she told me that, you know, he was a homosexual," Big Moe said. "She knew deep down that he didn't want to be with her."

So maybe there really is a sex tape between Larry B and Howard K. See, I knew that when I ran that photo of Greg Evigan last week it was a sign that they were going to remake the show My Two Dads. See, now that is a reality show.

I am of the opinion that prior to the death of Anna, Larry B didn't really care who knew if he was gay or not. I think the issue only became a concern when he started making money off magazines and interviews which might dry up if he were to suddenly start showing up as the Grand Marshall at Pride Parades around the country.

To Big Moe's credit he also slammed Larry for exploiting the kid in front of the grave last week. I think AH probably led Big Moe into that question to take a swipe at ET who paid for the interview and arranged for the exploitation. Not that AH wouldn't have done the same thing themselves, but since they couldn't get Larry to take their lesser offer, they threw him under the gay bus instead.