When You Dress Like A 30 Year Old You Get F**ked By 30 Year Olds
Yesterday in the Random Photos I posted a photo of Emma Watson and made some kind of comment about how when she tried to look 30 all she was doing was looking like a 17 year old trying to look 30. The reason moms and dads don't let their kids dress up like that is because of who it will attract. Well last night who do you think Emma Watson went home with? It sure as hell wasn't Harry Potter? Nope, it was that rehab inducing singer, Johnny Borrell. That's right. The 27 year old guy who was last publicly seen sticking his frank and beans in the always willing Kirsten Dunst last night left with Emma Watson. This isn't one of those saw them in the corner and they looked like they were in love stories that anyone can make up when two people are in the same room. This isn't they left together as in they both left with 30 other people simultaneously. This is a they left together and shared a cab together.
After Emma had been seen safely home, then our 27 year old went and found some drunk chick, starting groping her, got kicked out of a hotel with her and then took her to his place. Yes, the same place that Emma Watson is going to end up in if someone doesn't step in. 
Look, if Emma was 21 or 22 I would say let her make her own decisions as I believe in portions of that Reese Witherspoon tough love thing. But, the fact is that she is 17. Yes, that is legal in many states and many countries, but it doesn't make you wise or able to navigate through the lines and moves of a guy who is 27, acts 37 and has probably been with more sexual partners than people Emma knows.
I love that heading. Best ever, and so true.
ReplyDeleteDoes that mean that if I dress like I'm 18 then I'll have a shot at some 18 year old muff?
I do believe this answers a blind from a bit back. I would look for it if I cared enough
ReplyDeletePoor Emma, I thought she was classy. Now she's just hep c.
ReplyDeletestupid is as stupid does.
ReplyDeleteyep the blind item where she brought home her 30 year old director or someone to meet her dad..//
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ReplyDeleteHe looks like he might not be the brightest porch light on the block.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fucking appeal? The BO or the butter teef? I need to tighten up my crack goggles
ReplyDeleteSomeone needs to watch out for her. At 17, I'm pretty sure I would have made some bad mistakes in the b/f department, if my parents weren't so vigilant.
ReplyDeleteOh, Emma - blech.
ReplyDeleteRe: blind. Not so sure this means it's her. C&P:
01/28/08
This C/B- film actress and only film. Big films at that. Is not quite of the legal age of consent. This might explain her father's concern when she brought home her 35 year old boyfriend she met on her most recently completed film.
Emma may be under the age of consent in the US, but she is nearly two years OVER the age of consent in the UK, which is 16. If Ent is going by US law, okay, yeah, it can be her. But I'm still not sure. Her last completed film was Ballet Shoes (BBC TV movie), and I can't think of someone obvious from that set she would have hooked up with, or if the timing works with when she broke up with her boyfriend (in November?).
Could be one of the other girls from the HP films, though. Bonnie Wright? Though she's probs not important enough to be a blind. Might be time to go back to the drawing board for this one.
And also, anyone else notice how yellow/pasty she is in the these shots? Drugs, y/n?