Valentine's Day Love Predictions
Joel Madden and Nicole Richie. My success story from last year will probably be my downfall this year, but I just don't see them together next year at this time. Of course now that I say that she will probably go get knocked up again. I think her whining and selfishness will get to Joel and she will want to go out all the time. Over.
Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson. This will last about as long as her movie career. No chance they will be together next year at this time.
No chance that Milo and Hayden will be together next year at this time.
Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson. This is a tough one. The guy just got out of a really long relationship, and she is a relationship hopper. Despite what he has said in the press for his new film, I don't think he really likes kids and his last relationship was with someone who also doesn't much like kids. So, if Scarlett gets pregnant, it would be an accident. This is a tough one, but I say not together.
Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie. Hell they might be married by next year. He has Hilary reading about hockey and she has him buying her $100,000 cars on an NHL salary. Hell yes they will be together.
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel. Are they even together now? No way together next year at this time. He might be a sperm donor for her or something, but they won't be a couple.
Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal. I don't think they are a real couple now which is why this is tough. If you don't want to date anyone it is kind of nice to have a friend who will be there for you. I don't think they will be together next year at this time, but it is also the one I am least confident about.
Javier Bardem knows it will be tough to find anyone better than Penelope Cruz. They speak the same language and he has a shrinkage problem so this one will last. They will be together next year.
Drew Barrymore and Justin Long. Would you stay with a guy who kissed like that? So over by next year.
I am going to go out on a limb with this one. Not only will George Clooney and Sarah Larson still be together, but she will be wearing an engagement ring. Yep. Georgie is getting old and now is the time.
