Twins Schmins
Page Six is reporting that Jennifer Lopez and her dog also known as Marc Anthony have checked in to the hospital which has been awaiting this visit like the damn Queen was visiting. For all the people who work at North Shore University Hospital I know you work hard and that seeing a celebrity come into your hospital must be a little exciting. Fine. But, you need to remember that this is a celebrity who has never really had a hit movie. Yes, she has had some that were cute and kind of popular, but no hits. She hasn't had a hit record in forever, and she is married to a guy you will soon learn to dislike immensely.
I encourage all of you to take as many photos as possible and try to sell them. If someone is stupid enough to pay $6M for her baby photos, then you should be able to get $100K for one of her pushing, and probably $250K if you can get a photo of Marc Anthony watching himself on television while she is pushing.
I want you all to enjoy the experience and make some money. What I don't want you to think though is that she is a diva who needs to be treated any different than anyone else. Yes, she is a celebrity, but honestly at this point in her career, your local news anchors probably make as much as she does, and probably are easier to deal with on a personal basis. I say probably because some of those New York anchor people are in a world of their own.
Do you remember when you were younger how all of the people on the Love Boat were people you had never heard of before? That is Jennifer Lopez. If you are too young to remember that, then think about Hollywood Squares. I don't even think Jennifer Lopez could get a center square at this point, and Marc would have to share a square with Triumph.
As for any additional stories on the babies. Let me know when they are old enough to do drugs or when one of them kicks Marc in the balls, or even when one of the parents actually touch the children other than when they are getting paid by People. Other than that, I really don't care.
