Thursday, February 14, 2008

Today's Blind Items

#1 Out of the spotlight and out of the country, this B list or maybe C list film and television actress has been back to her old ways. Full of remorse here doesn't necessarily apply overseas as our actress proved by drinking until puking and doing more pot smoking than an entire audience at a Cypress Hill concert. She has been enjoying her freedom so much, she is planning on staying overseas permanently. Yay!

#2 This married, aging C list comedy actor with the B+/A- name recognition has been doing some press for his new film. Maybe his wife should have come along to keep him from running up his credit cards in a sex fueled hooker orgy that he plays out every night on the road.


65 comments:

  1. I'll go with Mushy Barton for #1. Not so sure on #2...

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  2. Tara Reid and Will Ferrel(sp?)

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  3. Oh Mischa. But Ent, I think you're being generous by calling her "B maybe C" list.

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  4. i forgot about mischa, that would make sense with the remorseful reference

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  5. #2. bill murray/ get smart

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  6. Oh not Steve Martin!!! NOOOO!

    I'd believe Bill Murray before Steve, but still, ew.

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  7. I thought of Steve Martin for #2, also. Does he have a new film to promote?

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  8. #2. jim belushi/ snow buddies

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  9. I think #2 is martin lawrence. steve martin and bill murray are both A+ name recognition

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  10. 1. Mischa. Girly has gone completely off the radar and we all know she likes the reefer. This could also be Tara Reid but did anyone ever believe she was "sober?" I love Ent's allusions to pot-smoking!

    2. Steve Martin. He fits, but I hope I'm wrong.

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  11. Cedric the Entertainer or Martin Lawrence (currently in 'Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins)?

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  12. Neither Steve Martin nor Bill Murray have any new film to promote, so it can't be any of them.

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  13. #1 Mischa-sure, why not?
    #2 Larry the Cable Guy? I dunno..I guess I would really have to go with Jim Belushi. Steve Martin has way too much class for this kind of stuff. He was never even rumored to be like that when he was single.

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  14. I thought Martin Lawrence as well, but he's divorced.

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  15. Martin Short has been promoting the Spiderwick Chronicles.

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  16. 1- someone affected by Heath's death..MK? Could be mischa but remorse for what? bad acting?

    2- Will Ferrell?

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  17. Christopher Lloyd for #2? (Hope not)
    Chevy Chase? (Same movie for both)

    Tara for #1...she is in the cycle of denial/insobriety and I think she's an international courtesan 'cause there's no way she's still living off of The Big Lebowski royalties.

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  18. GammaGirl said...
    1. Mischa. Girly has gone completely off the radar and we all know she likes the reefer.


    ...don't fear the reefer.

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  19. Mischa Barton? This screams Tara Reid.

    Sebastian Maniscalco...heh =)

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  20. Happy Valentine's Day everyone. May the day bring you love, light, & nookie
    xxx Rare

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  21. Mischa was remorseful bc of her DUI

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  22. Anonymous2:08 PM

    Flora- Ent has said before that Tara Reid has money, she invests in restaurants.

    Mischa should be remorseful about her DUI.

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  23. Happy Sad Bastards Day Rare!

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  24. tara reid is too busy being a cocaine-fuelled escort to feel any remorse.

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  25. Mischa

    Ray Romano -- He has B/A name recognition, but could be C list...??

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  26. Tara has remorse over her god-awful tummy tuck!

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  27. jax - mischa was busted recently, remember? The next pics we saw of her after that were coming out of church, a la parasite.

    I thought of Tara for #1 as well, as she's been out of the country for months now, but was she ever really B list? And was she known as a big pot smoker? For that alone, I would say Mischa.

    Not sure about #2.

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  28. @majik: Oh, I don't fear the reefer. wink!

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  29. Tara Reid! She's been in Australia, and Cypress Hill just played there.

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  30. 1) is Michelle Rodriguez from Lost and The Fast and the Furious "fame". She was also involved in a couple of DUI's and has said a couple of times that she's moving to France permanantly because life over there is easier because there's not as much paparazzi.

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  31. I have to go with Tara Reid here.

    #2 - MMMM - sex fueled hooker orgy. I just don't know.

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  32. thnx surfer..i forgot she got busted becasue she is so not relevant these days. sorry meesh.

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  33. 2) ben stiller

    it's been long rumored he's single handedly supporting a few hookers.

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  34. #1 I'm with mandythegreat on the rodriguez tip

    #2 stiller is an awesome guess. does he have a movie?

    happy day before half price chocolate, you guys!!!

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  35. 1. Tara Reid sounds right
    2. Tim Allen?

    Here's a tip- try wrapping your feces in tin foil and storing it in a cooler.

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  36. Mischa was papped at The Ivy yesterday
    and in no world is Tara Reid even close to C list

    #2 - some old fart

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  37. I'm thinking #1 might be Pamela Anderson - she's all over Europe right now

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  38. #1 - Mischa's the easy answer, so it's probably not her. And besides, what film has she done? Whoever suggested Michelle Rodriguez, that was a good guess.

    #2 - Okay first off how exactly does one use a credit card on a hooker? Run it down the crack or her ass a la Nelly's Tip Drill video?

    Anyway, speaking of the Martin Lawrence suggestions here (which isn't him, he's divorced as someone said), that reminds me of a blind from last month about a 'funnyman' who lost a lot of money in a hedge fund gone bad and is now taking on a whole bunch of projects. I haven't found that BI yet but I think Martin is the anwer. He has Roscoe Jenkins, College Road Trip with Raven Simone coming soon, and I think there is at least one other film in the works for this year.

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  39. Mischas done quite a few movies. Tart for one (With Ms Dominique Swain and Brad Renfro) and Skipped Parts with Brad Renfro again.
    I loved both of them.
    She was also in Frankie and Hazel, which I don't remember if I've seen it or not. and the sixth sense, which I absolutely hated. I only like one M Knight Shymalan movie, and thats Unbreakable. Plus, he films and lives around me, sometimes people make too much of a big deal out of him.

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  40. #2.tara reid is making sydney her home. she's buying a place there. i think it's her. #2.married Clist comedy actor Jim Belushi(B+/A- name recognition)hawking that stupid straight to DVD Snow Buddies.......he would def have to pay for sex,yuk.

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  41. Oh, I meant to say that reminds me of a blind item that I read last month...not from last month. I was doing some back reading through all the old blinds and came across it. Which is why of course I can't find it now, b/c I didn't even think to take note of the date it was from. Crap, I hope it wasn't from '06 or something b/c then my guess is all off.

    And I didn't know Mischa had done all that, nothingsacred. I've never been a tv/movie person for real, I was always more into music.

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  42. nothingsacred - what part of the main line? i'm orig from the area.

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  43. Captivagrl...which part? I'm from Narberth

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  44. Mischa was also in the Sixth Sense

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  45. eileen - phila area, chestnut hill.

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  46. How about Robin Williams for # 2? Gotta do something if you're not having a few drinks.

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  47. robin williams will never be considered C-list. he's an oscar winner.

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  48. I repeat... this is Martin Short.

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  49. How bout Pam Anderson. She is in France right now....

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  50. I guess there's another Rebecca here. I thought our handles couldn't be duplicated. Oh well.

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  51. you think it is Martin SHort? What is he promoting? Innnteresting, I am feeling your guess...

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  52. I'm with ice angel: I'll vote Larry the Cable Guy for #2. Seems more plausible to me than Martin Short. Also, Larry is a C-list actor; Martin's gotta be higher than that. And I think more people would recognize "Larry the Cable Guy" than "Martin Short."

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  53. Les suckno- sounds like it may be time to give up the opiates/heroin??

    Just a friendly suggestion...

    Hope you have a lovely valentines day ;-)

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  54. 1. Michelle Rodriguez. I thought she was still in jail, but it looks like she is currently shooting a film abroad in new Zealand. Ku-Dos to the person who posted that.

    2. I'm torn between Martin Short and Larry the Cable Guy. Would anyone care if Larry was having an affair? I think he could get away with this much easier than Martin Short could. Most people would remember him from his SNL days, no? He was so funny on Letterman last night!

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  55. 1. Michelle Ryan from Bionic Woman. She's back in England now that Bionic Woman has been cancelled and said something in an interview how she doesn't plan on returning to America anytime soon. She wants to stay in England.

    2. Will Ferrell. And his new movie looks awful.

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  56. Looks like Jerry Lewis has been tearing up some pussy again.

    The real answer is Robin Williams.

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  57. rare, Martin is promoting Spiderwick Chronicles and I don't think his wife is with him. I think he would be considered C list with b+/A- name recognition. Keep in mind that I never get the A-D list right ;-)

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  58. randomramblings, Will Ferrel was my guess too... I just don't know if he's married or considered C list. I can never remember the stipulations. But I would say he definately as B+/A- name recognition.

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  59. Were Mischa or Tara EVER considered B list?

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  60. Why can't #1 be Lilo? (said in whiny voice)

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  61. I like Jim Belushi for #2. C list fits, B+/A- name recognition fits (thanks to his more famous and talented bro John). The only question is whether "Snow Buddies" counts as a new movie, since I think it went straight to DVD. Apparently selling really well, though.

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  62. I doubt #1 is Mischa. Wouldn't ent have mentioned that the actress was not American? I am leaning toward Michelle Rodriguez.

    As for #2, Larry the Cable Guy is performing show this weekend up the street from my office. Would he be doing shows if he was trying to promote a movie?

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