Monday, February 04, 2008

Today's Blind Items

Even though I am not at Fashion Week this year, there will still be some great blind items from there. Unfortunately, there won't be any today. My phone has been f**ked up all weekend. I suspect that when a phone is submerged within a Bloody Mary it is not really a good thing.

#1 You definitely go to rehab when your addiction costs you your baby.

#2 On Friday night this star pro football player was not recognized by any of the women he was hitting on, and so on Saturday night he brought a stack of trading cards and offered to autograph them for women when he gave them one. This time it worked and he got some action. Too bad he left his wife home. I'm sure she would have understood. OK, OK, he is a quarterback. That is all you are getting.

#3 You would think after the 2nd or 3rd abortion he has paid for this B+/A- cable television actor would stop using the line that he is sterile to women just so he doesn't have to use a condom.


154 comments:

  1. #1 have anything to do with Eva in rehab??

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  2. Or Amy Winehouse?

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  3. I think Eva for No. 1 too, it makes sense.

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  4. I think #1 just screams Eva - Ent was swearing up & down that she was pregnant, then on Friday was rather blase about the whole thing, saying he really didn't have much to say about her going to rehab. Now this.

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  5. 1. I agree, it is like Enty is just giving us the reasoning that he wanted to give on Friday. Besides, I don't think Amy could even get pregnant in the first place. She is a tad too crackhead skinny.
    2. Don't know.
    3. I am going with David Duchovny. Even though he is married, I am pretty sure it is common knowledge that he is a regular cheat.

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  7. 1. Lily Allen
    2. ??
    3.Dennis Leary (don't know why, he just came to mind)

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  8. Jebus you're up early again Ent!

    1. Eva no doubt....sad.
    2. no clue
    3. I'll go with DD as well.

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  9. Anonymous7:26 AM

    1. Eva for sure.

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  10. Poppa Pullout has to be Jeremy Piven

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  11. #1 has to be Eva. She just all of the sudden ended up in rehab. Lily is not.
    #2 no clue

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  12. #3 the Pivert came to mind first thing

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  13. #1 - Def. Eva
    #2 - Thought TO, until Ent said quarterback...TO sucks.
    #3 - Adrien Grenier




    GO GIANTS!!!!

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  14. Hmmm, well since no one really has a guess for #2, I'll just go ahead and throw out Brett Favre. Star QB and married.

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  15. I can't imagine no one recognizing Brett Farve.

    #3 is probably Piven - what a toad.

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  16. 2-Ben Roethsl? He married?

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  17. wait, Perez (I know, I know) just posted a blind about a singer who was dumped after she {insert} and is no longer with child. Maybe #1 is someone who needs to go to rehab, and not someone who is currently there? Lots of speculation it's Lily Allen because we all know she miscarried and then got dumped, but what is she into? Drugs?

    Here is the link to the blind:

    http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-04-not-so-blind-item-23

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  18. #1 is definitely Lily Allen

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  19. 1-Eva Mendes
    2-Peyton Manning?
    3-Jeremy Piven

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  20. What about Elizabeth Hasselbeck's husband? Is he a QB?

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  21. 1.Mendes
    2.No clue
    3.Piven, the pig

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  22. 1 = pam anderson, who was allegedly coked out at new year's party and then was "no longer pregnant"

    2. hasselback, because elizabeth and the View gang would never "understand"

    3. ?

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  23. Anonymous9:20 AM

    #1 is either Winehouse or Mendes.

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  24. It would be so sweet if this was Hasselbacks's husband. Since she has told us on the Veiw that she doesn't let him masterbate ("that's what I'm for!" she said. Ick) and that he is married and therefore would never watch porn, I've been waiting for his Frank Gifford moment when all hell breaks lose and Mrs. Hasselbeck is humiliated by her own ignorance.

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  25. i think for #1 its someone who didnt announce their pregnancy...has to be Eva...spotted at prenatal yoga class, wore some figure hiding outfits for a while...and no admittance to what got her in rehab...even if it was a more taboo drug, her rep could have said coke or alcohol just to say something ...even if it was a lie...its got to be Eva...

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  26. My money's on Eva for #1.

    I think Pam didn't miscarry -- she out and out had an abortion. At least that's the impression TMZ, etc. is giving.

    I think that Lily was actually excited to be pregnant, and quit her drugging and drinking ways when she found out. I feel sorry for her -- she lost her baby and lost the guy she thought she loved. Hopefully she won't lose her spirit, because that's what has made her special.

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  27. #1-Eva or Pam
    #2-Would love it if it is Hasselback, Elizabeth is a bitch!
    #3-Don't know but what kind of idiot are you that won't use protection because he says he's "sterile"????

    Also a question: some of these items include people who live in LA and NY, so how do we know where it happened, like with #2?

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  28. #1-definitely Eva-he is telling us why she entered rehab-because of her addiction and that she lost her baby because of it

    #2-hate to disappoint everyone, but Elisabeth Hasselbeck is married to Tim Hasselbeck, who was a quarterback, but never any good and now he is a sports commentator. His brother Matt Hasselbeck is a very successful quarterback for the Seatle Seahawks. Matt is married, however.

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  29. Anonymous10:00 AM

    Ice Angel, the blind item guy here is married, too. But I personally dont believe it to be him, and I'm not just saying that because I'm a Seahawks fan. I would have thought it'd be someone more ordinary looking, like Eli Manning.

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  30. Ent, if you are making this up to cover your ass Re: Eva Mendes (or just to be sensational as it could fit), that's pretty sick.

    For #3, also why does he keep sleeping with woman who aren't on birth control? Maybe he could start checking before. No clue who it is.

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  31. Anonymous10:16 AM

    I'm with Trix. It's gotta be someone who isn't 'handsome'. Manning brothers come to mind.

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  32. "star pro football player "

    Tim Hasselback is NOT a "star" in the NFL. He's probably making clos eto minimum salary and he is not even a starter anymore.

    I would think women would probably not recognize Ben Rothlesberger (sorry for the spelling - couldn't be arsed to google).

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  33. 1. eva
    2. one of the mannings
    3. ??

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  34. i think eli is engaged and peyton is single...

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  35. maybe #2 is tom brady(if he was married) I dont really care for gizelle

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  36. Peyton is married, but whenever they showed him in the stands, it was just him. Not with his wife. So could be him. Could also have been Kurt Warner. He is married and plays in Arizona where the Superbowl was played. So maybe he was back in town for the game.

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  37. Anonymous10:36 AM

    #1 - don't know, just sad that it had to take a miscarriage for whoever it is to get help.

    #2 - not sure if he's married, but Jon Kitna came to mind for the QB. he's so "ordinary" looking that i doubt some women would recognize who he is, hence the trading cards.

    #3 - leaning towards the Piv. i could just see him saying that. can't belive that line works.

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  38. Ok, I'm not sure if Peyton Manning is married or not (I thought he was single) but with all the commercials that he does, there is no way people aren't recognizing him.

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  39. i still think it's hasselbeck (although i stand corrected on the wife identity) - he had an ad last night that talked about how he was getting Brett Farve's fan mail and knew he hadn't arrived yet. plus he looks like a drunk accountant, not a football player.

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  40. Liz said...
    Ok, I'm not sure if Peyton Manning is married or not (I thought he was single) but with all the commercials that he does, there is no way people aren't recognizing him.

    Ditto. He and Favre are very recognizable, if not for football, then it would be their commercials. I'll say #2 is Philip Rivers or Daunte Culpepper. His name & face are not that recognizable yet. Peyton married in 2001 btw.

    1)Eva
    3)Piven

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  41. hey, we're getting quite a jump on the week here Monday a.m.

    1. I'm with you guys on the Eva guess

    2. who cares? What QB wouldn't pull this stunt?

    3. Idiot!

    p.s. in case anyone needs a little inspirational lift:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHEO_fG3mm4

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  42. 1. I thought of Eva right away.

    2. I'm thinking Daunte Culpepper. That's the name that came right to mind. But I agree, any QB could do this stunt. Disappointing, and not shocking.

    3. I have no idea.

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  43. 1. Eva Mendes

    2. Peyton Manning. He was alone at the game to watch brother Eli play last night.

    3. I got nothin'...

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  44. 1. Eva

    2. Not sure, def not Ben
    Rothlesberger. He isn't married.

    3. PIVERT!

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  45. Diego, I agree with you about the Eva Mendes thing. I thought the same thing but I don't want to get into it...

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  46. Anonymous11:29 AM

    Ben isn't married. That would be big news here in Pittsburgh

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  47. Tim Hasselbeck is a quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals.

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  48. 1. Eva
    2. Joe Montana- saw him on tv at the AMP booth pre-game, he looked so skinny and so unrecognizable
    3. Adrian Grenier is my guess- BUT whoever it is... what a donkey hopefully he doesn't spread diseases with his little swimmers.

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  49. Kelly - LOVED the youtube clip. Thanks for posting it. YES WE CAN!

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  50. #1 - Eva.
    #2 - How about Aikman? If he's hitting on younger women, they're not going to necessarily know who he is. These ladies aren't going to watch pre- and post-game commentary either.
    #3 - Yeah, could be Duchovny or the Piv. A$$hats.

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  51. Probably Monatana. He's made a few passes at me and I'm MUCH younger.

    His wife is SUPER conservative and strict. I should probably not say this, but I've had their 18 year old son, Nate. Blond as can be and looks like daddy... not the sharpest kid and rather uninspiring in bed.

    The mother is so strict that internet and cell phone access is monitored and limited per day to the point of exhaustion. And the kids go to very strict Catholic schools.

    They live right outside of Berkley/Oakland in Concord.

    TRUST, this is right up his alley.

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  52. Judi said...
    #1 - Eva.
    #2 - How about Aikman? If he's hitting on younger women, they're not going to necessarily know who he is. These ladies aren't going to watch pre- and post-game commentary either.

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    If Enty will say it's a former player Aikman would be my guess too. Due to Enty's OK, OK......Aikman lived in Oklahoma his teenage years and went to Oklahoma as a freshman under Switzer.

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  53. sabrina - you little minx! teaching those Catholic boys what life is all about. Good for you.

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  54. I think EL would have said former if it was a former player though, no?

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  55. Aikman is a grade A prick too. This i KNOW. Is he married? This is one man you never want to work with professionally!!! I'd believe anything about him!!!
    Sabrina, wow, that is some info girl!

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  56. Some random girl here brags about doing Joe Montanas teenage son? Then has the balls to call him bad in bed?

    What 17 yr old isnt?

    Talk about whoredom

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  57. He's 18, not 17 and was talking a big game about his prowess.

    And I certainly wasn't bragging... I've had bigger fish, in more ways than one, but this was relevant to the blind.

    If you have a moral issue with what I said, then this is probably not the blog for you.

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  58. My first guess was Troy Aikman too.

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  60. Whoredom? Talk about misogyny! Fuckwit.

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  61. #1 Eva. She's the only one in rehab that makes sense - agree that Amy is physically incapable given the timing.

    Regarding Friday's post and this blind, hey it's not like Ent is going to clearly state / publish the exclusive ... unless of course it's already been done by the biggies. That's why they're blind items.

    #2 Don't know.

    #3 My gut was Pivert but DD could work. Does Zack actually get facked?

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  62. Sabrina- Do they go to DeLaSalle?(I think that's the name of the boys school) I used to go to St. Catherines in Martinez.

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  63. Carla, Zach is supposed to be a real tool when it comes to the ladies, so I'm thinking it's him before it's Piven.

    Karch, I threw up a little in my mouth, too, but then just moved on. And yeah, you get what you go for.

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  64. You know, whenever there's a blind about a man-whore slime ball, the Piv is always option A for people.

    I certainly don't "know" him well, but I have been at the same places as him a few times and spoken to him a few times and the man is far from confident when approaching a woman. It's very one note and shifty in a nervous little boy way, probably how he got the rep.

    From what I hear, he's certainly no angel, but somewhat of an OCD/Germ freak... which makes me think condoms are probably his "friend".

    Either way, this is an example where someone is endangering multiple people and lives. Hollywood is a small fucking town. Everyone has slept with each other.

    More people are diseased than people think... and I'm not talking something that's cured with a cream.

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  65. BI # 2

    I have a few thoughts...

    Troy Aikman is married. With 3 daughters.

    Completely agree that he is a huge jackass.

    So much of a huge jackass that I doubt he would buy cards of himself to pick up women. Plus, allegedly, all the gay men of Dallas have swore for years that Aikman is playing for the home team.

    Sadly Aikman is very recognizable to gold diggers that would flock to Arizona for the Super Bowl parties.

    Also... Aikman is maybe 42 and he still looks the same as he did when he was playing. And didn't he call the game for Fox? He is on TV alot so I just don't think it is him.
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    I love the Joe Montana guess. I have not seen him recently. Has he really aged that much?
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    Oh how about Steve Young? I saw him talking on ESPN and did not recognize who is was till there was a caption telling me who it was talking...

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  66. Jolara... yep.

    And Twisted, glad I could help you on your weight loss program. Enjoy!

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  67. You would never guess Monatana was a world class athlete by looking at him now. I'd have no doubt younger women wouldn't know who he was.

    I sure didn't when I met him. He looked familiar but it didn't click till after he told me.

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  68. Sabrina, if only that were true! I'd ask you for daily tales....lolol.

    If you think Montana looks a mess, don't forget Joe Namath. "I wanna kiss you...." If you haven't seen his drunk ass saying that during a football interview, youtube it.

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  69. Anonymous12:47 PM

    *rolls eyes* *yawns* Never did care for name droppers.

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  70. I think the OK, OK is a clue, too. Does Oklahoma have a pro football team?

    Also, I have heard for years on the gossip sites that Troy Aikman is NOT a ladies' man, if you get my drift...

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  71. *giggle* @ trix...

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  72. I think Eva is the best guess, and Pam Anderson was another good one, but for argument's sake, maybe it has to do with the HIV+ singer who aborted? Britney's on lockdown for the next few weeks, and I'd imagine substance abuse has to do with it besides her manic depression. Drugs could "cost" you the pregnancy via miscarriage, sure (Lily Allen), OR by realizing you did too many drugs to keep the fetus healthy, thus invoking an abortion--which is also reminiscent of a different blind where everyone guessed Pam Anderson.

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  73. Right, Trix... yet you're on a blind item site where people throw names out as guesses. You're nothing if not consistent.

    Well dolls, enjoy your day. Ciao loves!

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  74. I'm going to try to tie a random blind with this one. Maybe Lily Allen's miscarriage was actually an abortion, which she got because the father found out she was cheating ("Father: unknown") and she knew he was about to leave her. So they concocted the miscarriage and that explains why he would split after they went through something so devastating. I'd also split if she was the HIV+ singer! Anyone else think the miscarriage was actually an abortion? She'd have to make that cover story because she'd announced the pregnancy so early.

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  75. Hautietx- Montana just looked really old and out of it. He was a lot thinner then I had remembered him and of course more grey. He was dressed goofy too- in a matching jacket and pants sports warm-up track suit thing. I didn't recognize him and when the interviewer said who he was- it just kind of threw me.

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  76. The number of celebrity so-called "miscarriages" seems to be triple that of the general population and I have heard before that it is code for "abortion." I mean, look at this list; it's mind-boggling!!

    Kirstie Alley
    Tory Amos
    Pamela Anderson (one with each husband)
    Lily Allen
    Eva Mendes?
    Jennifer Aniston (rumor)
    Victoria Beckham
    Valerie Bertinelli
    Amy Brenham
    Christie Brinkley
    Courtney Cox
    Linda Hamilton (who blamed it on long hours on set)
    Whitney Houston
    Nicole Kidman
    Lucy Lawless
    Courtney Love
    Demi Moore
    Katey Sagal
    Suzanne Pleshette
    Brooke Shields
    Sharon Stone
    Emma Thompson
    Vanna White
    JoBeth Williams
    Oprah Winfrey

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  77. I think #1 could be lily allen. As much as I liker he cd, I'll be the first to admit that homegirl is unstable. Remember all that weight she lost in just a month?

    Eva Mendes could fit this too and the way the sentence is phrased makes it sound like the subject is in rehab now.

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  78. Has anybody seen Joe Montana in a commercial where he's working in a diner? He has aged quite a bit and I think the too short hair doesn't help things.

    Call me naive, but I'm surprised at the Aikman comments. I read Lorrie Morgan's autobiography years ago and she was really hot for the guy. She wanted to marry him, but he wanted kids and she had already had a hysterectomy. After all the men Lorrie has had, I can't imagine her falling so hard for a gay guy. But, anything's possible.

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  79. Califblondy, I've hard Troy is gay, too, so I don't think it's him.

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  80. Am I the only one mystified by that line: "Too bad he left his wife home. I'm sure she would have understood"???

    Does that mean that his wife knows about his cheating ways and somehow approves/or doesn't care?

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  81. this is kind of rude to say, but if Eva or Amy were pregnant, it might be best they miscarried. It's probably a good idea to get clean before you pass that on to your child.

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  82. Grace, has Oprah said she's had a miscarriage? Didn't she have a child when she was a young teen?

    Praetorian, I didn't notice the end of that line, but yes, it sounds like she wouldn't care even if she was there. Hmmmmmm.......

    Kelly, agreed. There's a high risk of having an unhealthy child when you're doing drugs.

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  83. Twisted: apparently "Oprah Winfrey has stunned fans by revealing she lost a child when she was a young teenager. The media mogul and talk show host tells all in the new issue of her namesake magazine, Oprah, admitting she was almost a mom at 14, after years of sexual abuse and "resulting promiscuity."

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  84. i'm not one to discount anyone's guesses but hello..

    LILY IS NOT IN REHAB!

    would you like EL to serve the answer up on a silver platter??
    lol.

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  85. on my silver platter i would like a margarita and a double shrimp cocktail.

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  86. but, alas, i have no butler or limes or shrimp.....so i'll treat myself to a rum and coke and a cigarette.

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  87. Grace, thanks. I thought she had the child, but apparently not.

    Jax, I was thinking the same thing, but got no sleep last night and didn't post it. The answer is Eva...he's been posting about her pregnancy and then her being in rehab for a while now.

    And is that the same silver platter that served up John the Baptist's head? I thought we weren't using that one anymore.

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  88. i don't think oprah miscarried. i think her child was stillborn.

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  89. twis - if it is indeed THAT silver platter i no longer desire the shrimp but i would def still drink the margarita.

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  90. Still, I'm wondering now if maybe Lily Allen is the HIV+ singer that everyone assumed is Britney (that seems like the best guess right now). I doubt Allen miscarried--it was probably an abortion because they were breaking up. But could they have been breaking up and aborting because of HIV/cheating?

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  91. Sabrina, i like it, i like it a lot. I've always figured that at least a few "connected"( in whatever way)hollywood/la types must read/comment here(kellysirkus??who i lurve btw). i would think it's a great and helpful thing for the peeps who heart the blinds to have some 1st hand hints/dropped names now and then. Mmmmm more please

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  92. twisty - has Ent really been (blindly) posting about Eva being in rehab? I must not have clued in on those. Obviously I still think it's her, as I said earlier.

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  93. I served Flirtinis on a silver platter during the Superbowl -- quite the hit!

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  94. I never fuck with a condom, and I have 14 children and counting. I am creating my own army.

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  95. Michael - thank you. It never fails to amaze me that people will 'bash' others who have constructive information to offer the group if they have insider info.

    Aanyone who was ever in the Chicago acting 'circle' knows what an egomaniac/asshat Piven is from way back. Things have only gotten worse since he's gotten out here. So Sabrina, I'm gonna suggest that perhaps you're sporting a big pair of girls and that sort of left him speechless ;) No other explanation I can think of.

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  96. Surfer, maybe I'm confused but I thought people were posting she was in rehab last week, no?

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  97. El was talking about Eva being knocked up for sometime..then nothing for awhile and he wasn't sure what happened as im assuming all the whispers stopped.
    now we know its becasue she secretly went into rehab.
    everything about this adds up, not lily.

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  98. 1. Eva Mendes. It's a shame, I wanted to see what would happen when she had to tell Nicolas Cage that he has a kid. Ghost Ride the whip!

    2. Peyton Manning. Maybe no woman wanted to do him because of his horrible redneck accent and his inability to string together a coherent sentence. I would have taken the card and taped it to his mouth.

    3. Jeremy Piven. Ewww, who does him? He's in the John Mayer, Pamela Anderson, Adam Levine, Carmen Electra, Rhianna, Justin Timberlake league of rumored walking STDs. Go crabs!

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  99. Jax, weren't people posting in the comments last week something like, "So Eva is in rehab"? I could have sworn I saw that.

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  100. twisty, I think jax is right.

    There was all the talk of her being pregnant, then nothing. Dead silence. Then suddenly she's in rehab. I don't recall reading anywhere these last few weeks about her being in rehab, until it was announced a few days ago.

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  101. Even though she's not in rehab (yet), #1 screamed Lily Allen to me. She just miscarried and she's young and loved to party until she found out she was preggers. Maybe the partying pre-pregnancy discovery did something to cause her to miscarry.

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  102. i'm with michael -- sabrina, i love it that you're spilling the beans -- especially when it pertains to a bi.

    and yeah, i'm with eva for #1, no idea for #2 and is there anything that narrows down #3? because at this point it could be jeremy piven or anyone else with moving sperm...

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  103. Hey all - as far as #2...and the "OK, OK, he is a quarterback" part that some thought was a hint - meaning that this pro player played in Oklahoma. While, Troy Aikman did play college football at Oklahoma. I am a bit surprised that people wouldn't recognize him but I'm a football fan so I can't be too objective with that. However, I would expect the blind to say he was a former player but who knows.

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  104. Surfer, okay, as long as she IS in rehab...that's the only thing I needed confirmation on. Thanks.

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  105. yes Twist it was all over the web late last week...and said she had been in for several weeks.
    Cirque Lodge same as Lilo.

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  107. Thanks, Jax. I'm so dopey when I don't get any sleep at night. And when I do....lol.

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  108. no prob...its fricken snowing here and everyone is loopy. you'd think we lived in Miami.

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  109. Lily or Eva amy can't get pregs
    but then again NC did she was what 86 LB

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  110. To those of you who thought Brett Favre for #2: FOR SHAME!!!

    Not Saint Brett. Never!!

    And, if it was Steve Young, I wish I was there. He was looking mighty fine last night.

    Packers in 2009 baby! ;-)

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  111. Sabrina-another vote against catholic schools.

    Eva for #1, because winehouse doesn't have conjugal visits and lily allen would probably be on a talkshow by now discussing it. Except...here's a wildcard. What about Gywneth-remember the BI about the A/B lister who was seeking alternatives to rehab? And didn't she have a miscarriage recently?

    Aw, shite, I have no idea. But thought i'd throw it into the pile.

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  112. 1) I was about to say Lily Allen, but Eva Mendes makes too much sense.

    2) Not sure if Peyton Manning ISN'T recognizable, because he is in so many different commercials.

    That being said, I am VERY sure he cheats on his wife and she even sorta knows it, so long as he is careful. It is obviously unspoken. Anyways, his wife comes from REAL money, maybe old money, I forget. Regardless, Peyton had to sign a prenup with his wife before getting married. Her fam pushed it, which tells you something about the money she comes from, since Peyton is worth well over 100 mil.

    I think they even sleep in different bedrooms, I can't believe I forgot this info. My brother has a friend who is friends with Eli Manning and he doesn't lie. I will get back with the info if anyone cares.

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  113. I should add divorce IS NOT an option for both Peyton or his wife's family. They married somewhat young, but it could ruin their public images.

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  114. Don't think #3 is Zach Braff because Scrubs is a network show, not a cable show.

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  115. sarah -- i'd love to think it's gwyneth, but wouldn't she be solidly a-list?
    (sorry, am new to el, so he may have a totally different rating system).

    am intrigued by the gwyneth idea, though -- what is up with her right now?!

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  116. I thought Gyneth was ruled out for the Lainey blind for the star rehabbing at home??

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  117. Bippy, welcome. And even those of us who aren't new to EL can't figure out his rating system, so not to worry. ;-)

    George - great scoop. Yes, please get back with the scoop.

    Jax, here in Chicago we have almost a foot of snow on the ground and we woke up to thunder storms this morning. Only in Chicago.

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  118. Twist - You can keep the snow, but I gotta tell you there ain't nothing I like more than a good old fashioned Chicago thunderstorm. I think there's been one in the past 13 years I've been here.

    And George...bring it on!

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  119. Oprah had the baby @ 14 but it didn't live more than a few hours.

    1. Mendes
    2. Football? You're kidding, right?
    3. Sleazebag...and stupid friggin' women.

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  120. PINKY! Where the heck have you been? I've missed seeing your posts here.

    I LOVE Chicago thunderstorms and agree with you that there's nothing like them. But in February with snow on the ground? It's very confusing.

    I just wish those rolling thunderstorms with extremely LOUD thunder rolling from one end of the sky to the other would come some time other than 3am.

    Majik, thanks for the information. How sad.

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  121. Anonymous6:11 PM

    Yup, TS, and it was a rape baby too.

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  122. I want to leave all of you to the bi guessing, because I come on here for the intrigue and the feeling of being "in the know" (thank you to Sabrina, btw--I also like a little dirt from someone who is in a position to know more than I do. And since I don't have any plans to have one of Montana's sainted sons anytime soon--and I'm sure they have no plans to have me, then I'll have to rely on those younger and braver than I).

    All that said: Uh, EL started posting this morning at 5:30 Pacific time, was done by 6:30 and we haven't heard another peep all day. A dropped phone in a Bloody Mary doesn't make the internet go down--do ya think he might be on the East Coast? He says he's not at Fashion Week, but...he's not exactly an early riser historically. Usually the blind items show up between noon and 2--today they're on at 6:30? I'm just saying.

    As Colonel Klink would say (and this dates me--explaining why Montana's sons wouldn't be so interested in dating me---VEDDDDY INTERESTING.

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  123. Anonymous6:28 PM

    @Sabrina: aw, sweetie, I got your panties in a bunch didnt I? But too bad for you, theres a big difference between people throwing out names as guesses, and name dropping via kiss and tell. But you go on, do the thing you do- if we didnt have gals spreading their legs and running off to tell people about so she can feel important, then we wouldnt have all these great blind items for you to name drop in, in the first place!

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  124. hi gladyskravitz (I just love, love your moniker)! And, I know who Colonel Klink is too!

    I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that I bet Enty was @ the superbowl this weekend, and posted early as he would be flying at the time he would normally be posting. And, that would explain his phone in the bloody mary (as if).

    I also love the inside scoop from Sabrina & George. Keep it comin'!

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  125. Speaking about Aikamn's college career... he did not graduate college from Oklahoma. He left OK for UCLA. He graduated from UCLA.

    Oh and the gay rumors have always followed him in Dallas. But I don't necessary believe them. Simply cause he has always been a jackass... and I always suspected they were started by someone he p*ssed off. haha!

    Ohhh and I love the gossip on Manning. I had no idea he was married either.

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  126. I don't think the timing of the blinds matches up for Lily Allen to be the HIV+ singer; that blind first came out on 12/26 and the abortion part of the blind came out the next day. Lily didn't announce she was pregnant until the middle to end of January. I don't see the point of going through the publicity stunt a month after the fact. Then again I am not a celebrity so who knows what runs through these people's minds.

    Besides all that though, "if you follow the partners..." there could be "incredible revelations." I think the general consensus was that whoever that singer was has either been linked to a lot of famous people (esp. likely given that she didn't know who the father of her aborted baby was) or dated someone who in turn has been linked to a lot of famous people. Lily hasn't been linked to anyone for real. I was under the impression that the singer in question was American anyway.

    All of that is to say I don't think she is applies either to #1 in this post or to the blind item about the singer with HIV. I would go with Eva Mendez for #1 for the same reasons others stated - how Ent suddenly was like, "Yeah I have nothing to say about Eva except I hope she gets the help she needs." And then we get this blind. It's his way of explaining without coming right out and saying it was her, IMO.

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  127. Oh, and as far as the football player, people say "Oh there is no way someone wouldn't recognize _________" but keep in mind these aren't actors or singers we're talking about. We see their faces all the time, but for the majority of the time that football players are on our screen they're in football gear and helmets so it's not like you really "see" them. Also, while some females are no doubt into sports (or just into dating athletes, whichever) there are certainly going to be a lot who don't keep up that much with individual players and therefore won't recognize someone. That would even apply to Peyton even though he's in a whole bunch of commercials and has done SNL. I'm a big Colts fan but if I saw him walking down the street (or Favre for that matter) myself I probably wouldn't give him a second glance...it just wouldn't register to me.

    I don't want to think it's Peyton, but I believe it is...he was shown at the game by himself, a lot of people apparently don't even know he's married, and when I saw I immediately thought of his often-played Priceless Pep Talk commercial for Mastercards, specifically the minivan one, where he says, "So I heard you're bummed about driving a minivan *grimace* That's ok, 's ok." (Watch it at youtube: http://youtube.com/watch?v=wMXTg0xKKw8) I think it's totally Peyton.

    I have no guess on #3.

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  128. When I saw --> when I saw the 'ok ok' part of the blind. had so damn much to say I left a part out there. Alright, I'm through now.

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  130. Aw, susan, you sound like the craziest small-penised misogynist that ever had the privilege of projecting his transparent self-loathing onto women! It's almost like you're LES SUCKNO or something! I vote Les Suckno off the island. And by island, I mean earth. I think we should all pool our money and hire the mob to break every bone in his body before burying him alive. They can take off his tiny penis and bring it back to us as a trophy. Hitmen cost a little over $5000 where I'm from, if anyone was wondering.

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  131. Gayla, thanks for resolving the Lily Allen question. I'm a new reader, plus I don't follow pop culture/celebrities/gossip, so I don't even know who half these people are usually, haha. I like the mystery-solving element to blind items mainly. I could give a shit about their personal lives. Except I really want to know who the HIV+ singer is, because it's actually so serious.

    Eva makes the most sense even though I never saw the pregnancy rumor. The Gwyneth Paltrow guess was novel though, to whoever suggested it.

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  132. #1 Sean Young? ha ha ha ha! No, I like E. Mendes for this one

    #2 Anyone seen Dan Marino lately?

    #3 Adrian Grenier? Dunno why, but, that name sticks out.

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  133. I never believed the rumors that TA's gay. Everyone who's successful gets those. That's right, HautieTX, Forgot he graduated form UCLA.
    Surfer, I bet you're right that EL was at the SB. Very good call. 6:28 Pac Time would make it 7:28 in Phoenix and he could have posted while waiting for a flight back.

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  134. Wow. You have all been really busy today! Great guesses. Sadly, the only thing I have to add is that, "Veddy interesting..." is from Arte Johnson on 'Laugh-In' not Col. Klink. And now I have just outed myself...as veddy old.

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  135. Don't feed the trolls.

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  136. I assume Eva was high when she pranced around in that Starbucks, too. It certainly explains that random behavior.

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  137. Ginny, you are so right about Arte Johnson! Now we've both dated ourselves, but I've apparently added a touch of senility into the mix, too. Oh well. I'm still just curious where EL was--I'd believe the Super Bowl, but a 6:30 post does seem a bit early, especially since a flight to CA from AZ would be just an hour and why not just post later in the day? But EL is so--well, entertaining--I suppose it's best to let him have his privacy, so that he can keep on entertaining us. He'll tell us where he was if he wants us to know.

    Thanks for reminding me of Laugh In. Now can anyone remind me what Colonel Klink said!?

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  138. Majik, I know, you're right. He's probably just some loser 15 year old boy who has lots of free time because he was rejected by his peers. ANYway, gladyskravitz (PERFECT CDaN identity, by the way! HA!) how are people so sure he's actually an entertainment lawyer?

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  140. Peyton Manning is most definetley married. But, Believe me, it would not be him for several reasons. First off, who wouldn't recognize him? Also, Mama Manning keeps those boys quite in line - it's like she's running a political campaign with those boys - Kennedy style! Also, if you said he was picking up men instead of women, I'd be a little more likely to buy it, but then again, what gay man would not recognize that Adonis?

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  141. people on here are seriously stupid.

    #1 is winehouse. read the clue again. "going to rehab"...."they tried to make me go to rehab"...

    #2 is someone who went to the university of oklahoma..."OK, OK..."

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  143. *Shilo*
    So glad you're here to clear everything up for us now! We've been talking OK quarterbacks since halfway through the blog?!?

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  144. I gotta say, Manning's blockhead is pretty easy to recognize. Man, that guy has a melon.

    He's one of the most overexposed QBs and I just can't believe it's him - or well known Aikman for that matter...

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  145. @gladyskravitz

    Hogaaaaaannnnn!

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  146. BTW
    What I want to know is WHO was the father of Eva Mendes' baby?!?!?

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  147. Anonymous9:27 AM

    Montanamarriot, it may have just been Eva's long time boyfriend whom she keeps out of the spotlight. They've been together a long time but she never trots him out or talks about him, and he lets her work the "casting couch" as she needs.

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  148. Anonymous9:29 AM

    @shilo

    Riiiiiiiiight. Somehow, Amy Winehouse, at all of about 85 pounds and with her husband in jail, got knocked up, and no one breathed a word of it.

    Actually, Eva IS in rehab, and WAS pregnant, so it fits.

    Just a clue, Shilo, not EVERY blind item that talks about "going to rehab" is going to be Amy, just because she sang about it. If that were the case, she'd have gone ten times over by now. And you call US idiots! *rolls eyes*

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  149. And Blake's been in jail for a while now.

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  150. Thanks Trix
    I never knew she had a BF, and wow sooo "liberal"
    lol

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