Today's Blind Items
Even though I am not at Fashion Week this year, there will still be some great blind items from there. Unfortunately, there won't be any today. My phone has been f**ked up all weekend. I suspect that when a phone is submerged within a Bloody Mary it is not really a good thing.
#1 You definitely go to rehab when your addiction costs you your baby.
#2 On Friday night this star pro football player was not recognized by any of the women he was hitting on, and so on Saturday night he brought a stack of trading cards and offered to autograph them for women when he gave them one. This time it worked and he got some action. Too bad he left his wife home. I'm sure she would have understood. OK, OK, he is a quarterback. That is all you are getting.
#3 You would think after the 2nd or 3rd abortion he has paid for this B+/A- cable television actor would stop using the line that he is sterile to women just so he doesn't have to use a condom.
