Side By Side
Although it was fun trashing Jessica Alba yesterday, I thought that in order to be more sporting there should at least be a side by side comparison of the relevant photos. Now we can let the bashing begin. Since it is my blog, I will go first. You can see the terror on Janet Leigh's face on the right. Literally you can tell why she did not take a shower again in her life. (Thanks) Jessica on the other hand looks like she is either opening her mouth for a dental appointment or if we want to say she is an actress I guess she could be performing Psycho The Musical on Broadway. Set to the tune of whatever the hell you want to set it to."Someone's here. Who is it. Oh no, he's got a knife."
Jessica looks like a cartoon character here compared to Mia Farrow. I really hope they told her to go overboard and this isn't what her first thought was when they said Rosemary's Baby.
Tippi Hedren has some nice teeth doesn't she? That being said this is probably Jessica's best effort, although I don't know why they just curled the Drew Barrymore wig and couldn't spring for another wig. Look at the eyes on Tippi though.
Jessica here looks she has to burp or that some guy is coming to her with a new long distance plan she doesn't want to hear about. There is no way that Jessica could pull off Drew's expression even if she practiced and practiced for months.
OK, enough with the Alba, she is done for awhile.
