Random Photos Part One
Bon Jovi - New York City
Just in case you don't know what is on her mind, Janice Dickinson brings her own table with her wherever she goes.
I still can't believe that Cash Warren was allowed to breed.
Isla Fisher did just have a baby right? She looks incredible as always.
David Beckham is one of the few people on earth who could pull this look off.
Cypress Hill - Sydney
If you put a brunette wig on Kylie Minogue she would look just like Joan Collins during the Dynasty days.
Keira Knightley looks like one of Mary Poppins' little helpers.
This is Katie Holmes after a meeting where people actually offered to put her in another film. If you just want to throw away $30M, I can think of better ways to put it to use.
I can't believe there was a time I found Kate Hudson sexy. I know she isn't related to Kurt Russell, but she is starting to look like him.
Always willing to post a photo of Jonathon Lipnicki.
I notice that none of you complain when I post Ryan Reynolds photos each and every day.
Mario Lopez hanging out with his constant companion Eva Longoria.
"Is that a dildo or are you just happy to see me?"
I think Madeline already did this look.
I am not usually a fan of short hair, but I actually like Kimberly Stewart's new look. It sets her apart from all the other celebutants.
A real smile from Uma Thurman. Who would have thunk it? I guess London firefighters bring out the best in her.
Some military roleplaying perhaps?
I am guessing that Alec Baldwin will make an appearance on SNL on the 23rd. Actually I would be shocked if he didn't.
The only thing missing from Rachel Weisz's outfit is a bra. It kind of is distracting which is a shame because she has looked kind of fug as of late and this is actually pretty on her.
Pixie Geldof does her duck walk pose. Auditioning for the new Mrs Cruise?
WOW!!! Uma Thurman looks radiant. (I guess I would too if I were the one surrounded by them, hehe)
ReplyDeleteIsla Fisher looks great so soon post-baby.
Even tho I'm not a fan, JA looks cute with her pregnant belly.
Ryan Reynolds....YUM!!!....nuff said
I would like to complain.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to see Ryan Reynolds everyday anymore.
Hear me ENT? No more RR please.
Muchas gracias.
However, can we get some of the beautiful SI swimsuit models. This year is looking better than most!
Tori's Dean was always a little cute... the haircut makes him look freaky. Not many people can pull off the high-and-tight.
ReplyDeletelol at Mario and "Eva"
If Kim Stewart isn't going to get a nose job, then she needs to rock the short hair forever more.
ReplyDeleteWow, Pixie is....exotic looking.
Why would anyone hire Katie Holmes for a film? She's bombed every single one she's been in. Thousands of fantastic unemployed actors in LA and people still insist on casting her. Unbelievable!
ReplyDeleteSorry, David Beckham did not pull off the outfit. It's like Metrosexual Beach Patrol in full effect. Ewwww. I hope the belt came with the pants and he didn't pair it up on his own.
Kate Hudson is awesome. And I think she's still hot.
Uma Thurman is happy but you know she isn't taking one of those boys home. She's only interested if you are a business/hotel/restaurant mogul and have a net worth above eight figures. These English lads won't do.
Kimberley Stewart's haircut looks like she got it at Dollar Cuts. It's a brokedown version of the short haircut Paris Hilton was sporting after she got out of jail. And does she now have a job?
Janice rocks! I love how she speaks her mind and calls out Tyra. Team Janice!
hahahahaha
ReplyDeletePixie got the short end of the genetic stick. I can see her looking like her mom a lot though...
But more or less, its like Paris Hilton and Sandra Bernhard somehow spawned. *shrug*
Okay so am I right about the Kate Hudson thing then Ent? ENT!!! Huh huh am I am I?
ReplyDeleteAlso, Pixie Geldof......WTF? Bleck!
ReplyDeleteRyan Reynolds: the un-bleck. So yummy....heavy, heavy sigh.
Maybe those who don't like Ryan Reynolds know that complaining doesn't work*.
ReplyDelete*See previous complaints about Lohan, Paris and Brit.
Keira looks like Catherine Zeta Jones in that pic.
Kate Hudson is looking more and more like her mom did when she was younger.
Katie Holmes looks like she just found out some contracts ARE binding.
Maybe those who don't like Ryan Reynolds know that complaining doesn't work*.
ReplyDelete*See previous complaints about Lohan, Paris and Brit.
Keira looks like Catherine Zeta Jones in that pic.
Kate Hudson is looking more and more like her mom did when she was younger.
Katie Holmes looks like she just found out some contracts ARE binding.
I would like to make a motion to BAN The Hills girls from random photos.
ReplyDeleteKu-Dos to MTV for manipulating m generation into thinking they they are actual celebs, but enough is enough.
LC's line is extremely overpriced and not that impressive, but I'm sure she'll get many more endorsement deals as long as the Hills is airing.
I love Ryan Reynolds and Rachel Weisz, but I'm going to pass on "Definitely, Maybe"
Why does Katie Holmes always look so BAD?? Her hair looks like it needs a good washing. I know she's married to a moron, but really...he's a RICH moron. She spends a zillion dollars on clothes...why doesn't she spend money getting her hair fixed daily like Jessica Simpson and Eva Longoria do? I mean really, I'm sure Ken Paves is available.
ReplyDeleteIf I was married to the troll I too would be miserable, but I would be HOT! I'm talking hair, make-up, surgery... you name it. I'd make it worth my while. There is no excuse for her being so fug.
The guy pictured with Madonna is Eugene Hutz, right? I've heard rumors (on the streets, not in the tabs) that they've hooked up.
ReplyDeleteIsla Fisher is a goddess.
ReplyDeleteHey, if Uma wants to get knocked up again, those sure look like good sperm donors!
I am one of the guilty few who loves Lilo & Britney pics/gossip, but I agree that any MTV reality chick should be banned, although LC is actually the least annoying one now. Does anyone like them? And all Spencer photos should be labeled "not safe for life."
Didn't Dean McDermott actually have some credibility before Tori? Now he truly is, as Lainey says, K-Fed Jr.
Are the Kim Stewart & Pixie Geldof pics the blind reveal? I can't think of any other reason to post them.
lyz said...
ReplyDelete"If I was married to the troll I too would be miserable, but I would be HOT! I'm talking hair, make-up, surgery... you name it. I'd make it worth my while. There is no excuse for her being so fug."
Unfortunately, there is... Xenu wouldn't approve.
Kate Hudson annoys the everloving crap outta me. Don't know what it was about her squint and big ears and boy body that people thought was so darn cute in the first place. And why do people keep giving her a pass when she keeps making shitty romcoms? Thank you, Ent for starting to see her for the waste she is.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Katie Holmes is too thin. Like alarmingly so.
geez, as if Britney didn't already do a good job of making Kevin Federline look good, Mr. Spelling seals the deal by proving how few can pull off the 'do
ReplyDeleteWhere was the Uma picture? All I saw were some hotty firemen.
ReplyDeleteThe Eva Longoria comment made me laugh. :)
ReplyDeleteI like seeing Ryan Reynolds but could live without seeing him every day. Is he paying you to post all these pics of him?
i think EL should just post nothing but blank screens...that way he'd be able to make everyone happy.
ReplyDeleteSo who knocked up Kate Hudson? Dax..Owen or the latest skeez she found?
Beckham..funny how a couple zillion dollars turns KFed into Beckham.
Cypress Hill..wow still chugging along. cool.
Kylie- you've had work done-nuff said.
Katie- Halston called, he wants his 70's collections back. ALL of them, but Tom can keep the pumps.
Lipniki- Hey did you know that a human head weighs 7lbs and yours looks about 15lbs???
Ryan- you can post all ryan all the time and i wont complain. but then i don't go up to the dj and request songs during his set either..
Tori- get thee to a barber..he looks like a serial killer.
LC- you entertain me..i got nothing to say about you.
ok that's it for me.
Oh Nancy, I've been wondering about Eugene and Madonna. She's been sniffing round him since whateveritwas last year - MTV awards? I just thought shw was taking all the energy out of him, like the trend-sucking vampire she is.
ReplyDeleteNice to see that Cyprus Hill is still rockin' Theirs was one of the first albums I bought. (yes, my parents probably should have stepped in on that one)
ReplyDeleteBut, Jax, blank screens hurt my eyes. I can only look at a blank screen for so long, then I just want to pass out.
ReplyDeleteI thought David Beckham was Kevin Federline when I first saw that photo!
ReplyDeleteTo me, Katie always looks so uncomfortable and out of place in her clothes. At least her jeans are friggin' skin tight like usual. She looks so mature (aged). I wonder what goes on in that brain of hers. I wonder if she is really brainwashed or if this is the biggest role of her life. Hmmmmmm. Ok, I'm over it now.
ReplyDeleteAnyone besides me think it is interesting with Ent mentioning Bon Jovi today and yesterday and the Denise Richards stories and a picture of Heather, all within the last several days?
ReplyDeleteSis, ;).
ReplyDeletePixie Geldof is doing her best Edie Sedgwick impersonation. Today, at the H&M Regent Street launch party she had her hair just like Edie's was even working the black tights.
The Uma pic is from the London premiere of 'The Accidental Husband'. I was outside, and Uma did seem to be in good form. She looked great, too. I've never rated her a beauty on screen, but in person, yeah, I can see it.
ReplyDeleteShe was surrounded by hunky firemen - nice work if you can get it! I think she even arrived in a fire engine. There WAS one, anyway, but I couldn't see what was going on.
She signed for some fans, which is more than Colin Firth did. He did the press, the photos, then went inside, barely acknowledging the fans. Grumpy sod.. ;-) Still kinda hot though.
Me, I was there hoping for Jeffrey Dean Morgan, weho sadly did not turn up...
Honey, I'd be complaining if you DIDNT have Ryan up every day!
ReplyDeleteTania reminds me...when's the last time we got to see some JDM love?
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ReplyDeleteEnt,
ReplyDeleteseconding Meg's comment on the lack of JDM love! I hear he recently got engaged to Mary Louise Parker, if you need an excuse to post a pic. But who needs an excuse, the man is hot.. ;-)
I wish JDM had attended last night - HE might have been worth it. I don't normally go to see premieres, but this was close to work and JDM-sightage was possible. So I waited 90 minutes in the cold (you have to be early to get a good view). And not just one but two perverted morons used the crowd as an excuse to try and rub one out against my ass. Not at the same time of course! But seriously, what IS it with these perverts? Why is that a turn-on? It's not as though I'm some young hottie. And even if I were - WTF, perves? Next time I'll do more than just elbow you really hard in the ribs. There will be ball-crushing!
Anyway, all I got for my pains was Uma and Colin (plus the satisfaction of making one perve drop his phone when I elbowed him - hah!) All very nice, I suppose. But JDM might have made up for the perverts... ;-)
lyz said...
ReplyDeleteWhy does Katie Holmes always look so BAD?? Her hair looks like it needs a good washing.
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^^ My thoughts exactly!!! She definately looks like she needs to wash that hair!
Why in the world would anyone even CONSIDER having sex with Janice Dickinson?!? Blech...
So true about Kylie, never noticed it until you mentioned it Ent.
Kimberly Stewart is just as ugly with short hair as she is with long hair. Short hair does suit her better though, it attracts the eyes away from the snout. Why is this chick famous? If her dad wasn't Rod Stewart, nobody would give a f*ck about her! I've heard her discuss her "album". Yeah, like that'll ever see the light of day.
ROFLMAO @ the Eva/Mario comment.
Thanks for the music pix Ent. Love 'em.