Dave Annable gets ready to adjust his sock after his swing.
Cyndi Lauper - Grammy Awards
Brad Paisley and Kimberly Williams are two of my favorite people but lately I feel like Kimberly is always auditioning for the Patsy Cline story or something.
The Lil Rascals' True Hollywood Story. I just can't stop staring at this photo. It is like a train wreck.
You really don't often find hair this prominent outside of the animal kingdom.
Speaking of the animal kingdom. No, I have trashed her enough for a few weeks and so I will just let you ponder the nature of the relationship between Josh Duhamel and Fergie.
Emma Watson really doesn't pull off late 20's early 30's very well. She looks like a 16 year old trying to be 30.
I guess we know what Dennis Haskins does with those residual checks. Hey Belding tomorrow is National Pancake Day. Guess we know who will be in the front of the line at every IHOP for those free pancakes. Yes, me, but you will be right behind me. National Pancake Day is where I get to see all my fat ass friends as we shuttle from one IHOP to the next in a valiant effort to eat 500 pancakes all in one day.
Michael Douglas graciously offered to help Heather Locklear with her microphone. Immediately thereafter CZJ fed him his oatmeal and put him to bed.
This is not the same Lindsay Lohan as two months ago. Something has happened to the face other than the horrible orange.
Kid Rock shows us all how he entertains himself at night when he can't find someone stupid enough to sleep with him.
I seriously thought I was looking at some kind of Cheryl Tiegs Sears commercials from 20 years ago. It was Sears that she plugged right? When you start messing with the look, people leave. Isn't that right Keri Russell? Katherine Heigl needs to remember that.
When I see Jack Wagner I start humming that song from the 80's. I don't think General Hospital or Melrose, just that damn song.
Vince Neil discovers why you don't marry a stripper. 20 years down the road, they look 100. Of course Vince doesn't look that hot either so maybe this worked out ok for everyone.
You get the feeling that if you get Mariah Carey drunk enough she gets a little flirty, and by flirty I mean not opposed to spending some time in a storage closet.
I'm hoping Tom Jones just has a bad case of sunburn because if not, then that chemical peel went horribly wrong.
The Bean and a guest.
RIP Mr. Scheider.
Cyndi Lauper - Grammy Awards
Brad Paisley and Kimberly Williams are two of my favorite people but lately I feel like Kimberly is always auditioning for the Patsy Cline story or something.
The Lil Rascals' True Hollywood Story. I just can't stop staring at this photo. It is like a train wreck.
You really don't often find hair this prominent outside of the animal kingdom.
Speaking of the animal kingdom. No, I have trashed her enough for a few weeks and so I will just let you ponder the nature of the relationship between Josh Duhamel and Fergie.
Emma Watson really doesn't pull off late 20's early 30's very well. She looks like a 16 year old trying to be 30.
I guess we know what Dennis Haskins does with those residual checks. Hey Belding tomorrow is National Pancake Day. Guess we know who will be in the front of the line at every IHOP for those free pancakes. Yes, me, but you will be right behind me. National Pancake Day is where I get to see all my fat ass friends as we shuttle from one IHOP to the next in a valiant effort to eat 500 pancakes all in one day.
Michael Douglas graciously offered to help Heather Locklear with her microphone. Immediately thereafter CZJ fed him his oatmeal and put him to bed.
This is not the same Lindsay Lohan as two months ago. Something has happened to the face other than the horrible orange.
Kid Rock shows us all how he entertains himself at night when he can't find someone stupid enough to sleep with him.
I seriously thought I was looking at some kind of Cheryl Tiegs Sears commercials from 20 years ago. It was Sears that she plugged right? When you start messing with the look, people leave. Isn't that right Keri Russell? Katherine Heigl needs to remember that.
When I see Jack Wagner I start humming that song from the 80's. I don't think General Hospital or Melrose, just that damn song.
Vince Neil discovers why you don't marry a stripper. 20 years down the road, they look 100. Of course Vince doesn't look that hot either so maybe this worked out ok for everyone.
You get the feeling that if you get Mariah Carey drunk enough she gets a little flirty, and by flirty I mean not opposed to spending some time in a storage closet.
I'm hoping Tom Jones just has a bad case of sunburn because if not, then that chemical peel went horribly wrong.
The Bean and a guest.
RIP Mr. Scheider.
john mayer looks effin HOT! damn.
ReplyDeleteThat really doesn't look at all like Lindsey Lohan.
ReplyDeleteNo offense to anyone, but OH I hate Country Western people and music. That dumbass song about tick's doesn't help any.
John Mayer's lost a lot of weight.
ReplyDeleteI can't stand Brandy.
Heather Locklear looks so white and Michael Douglas Eeewwwww.
allright, allright lay off the country folk! (that is a dumbass song, though)
ReplyDeletejack wagner. oh the days of frisco and felicia....
ReplyDeleteI think Frances Bean is so cute.
ReplyDeleteLindsay is done.
Mariah Carey. Storage Closet.
ReplyDeleteI think EL just did a BI reveal.
Must research now!
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ReplyDeleteDid KH raid her mom's closet for that outfit? My god, it's "fug" any way you look at it.
ReplyDeleteRoy Schneider will always be Chief Brody to me. RIP.
The only country star I'm hating on today is Vince Gill. Cheeky bastard!
I think Lindsay Lohan's face is finally melting!
ReplyDeleteOn a different note, Motley Crue was one of the first shows I ever went to, on The Dr. Feelgood tour...it was, like, the most awesome thing I had ever seen in my entire life. The leather! The fire! The barb wire tattoos! Then I saw them again a couple of years ago, I think it was the "New Tattoo" tour. Vince Neil wore SWEATPANTS on stage. SWEATPANTS!!!
I was so disappointed I almost didn't speak to anyone for two weeks afterwards. I still get a little lump in my throat every time I think about it. *sigh*
what did vince gill do? i thought his comment to "mr. george bush hates black people" was hilarious!
ReplyDeleteLindsay is accident-prone, isn't she? Maybe she walked into a wall. It sure looks like it.
ReplyDeleteI still say Vince Neil's wife is a tranny.
ReplyDeleteit's the teeth for Lilo..she got the Duff special. That or else she's on E and clenching like a mofo.
ReplyDeleteHeigl has that 'aren't I just fabulous?' look. so over it.
Okay. Kanye is a cocky jerk. But was it really necessary to say that after he cried during his performance?
ReplyDeleteI can't defend my support of Kanye despite what comes out of his mouth, but the man knows how to look sincere. And he's talented.
I guess I have a soft spot for him
What's Mr. Belding doing with Lutfi?
ReplyDeleteLindsay Lohan -- I had a little hope for her.
Are the Madden Bros. twins? They're strange looking.
Katherine Heigl is so beige. No other way I can describe her.
Frances Bean is so pretty. I wish her the best.
Fergie's starting to grow on me. Not her music, though.
I'm with you Michele...Frisco and Felicia! Dang I had such a crush on Jack Wagner back in the day.
ReplyDeleteHeather Locklear looks a bit rough in that pic. Isn't Heather & Jack "bearding" for eachother?
I love Brad Paisleys music. (IA-tick song was a bit annoying!) His wife is so cute.
*scream* Vince's wife is friggin' scary looking!!! Imagine waking up to that everyday!
RIP Roy Scheider.
Gammagirl, did someone say something about Kanye at the Grammys? I missed it. I dug his performance with Daft Punk. And loved the outfits, too.
ReplyDeleteLiLo's face is bloated from her MEDS, get into it.
ReplyDeleteYeah Vince got a TRANNIE on his hands
I honestly think Vince Gill was just kidding with his comment to Kanye. It was funny. Vince jokes around alot and has a good sense of humor. I think he said was just kidding as soon as he said it. Kanye was shown smiling in the crowd so hopefully he didn't kick Vince's ass at the after party.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was a joke, too. Like Kanye has won a lot more awards, but has he ever had one handed to him by a Beatle? K.W. seemed to take it well.
ReplyDeleteso, is Fergie trying to start pregnancy rumors? standing like that with a belly bulge.
ReplyDeleteI like Nicole Richies dress. I swear the Madden on the right looks like a flasher. minus the tennis shoes the one on the left looks pretty respectable.
John Mayers hair...no words.
I wonder where I can find an IHOP around here.
and uh, Heather Locklear still looks great
Frances Bean is so freaking adorable!!
Emma Watson's only 18, not late 20s-30. I don't get it?
ReplyDeleteWho is that with Dennis Haskins?
ReplyDeleteYeah MC looks like the type to go back to her "escort" roots when she is drunk
lol
cyndi is fun,fun,fun! lohan is fug,fug,fug....looks like booze bloat.
ReplyDeletevince's comment was funny. no bad intentions i'm sure.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Jax,- it's probably LiLo's trip to the Meth Dentist that has altered her looks lately. I noticed that her teeth now resembles those of a rodent. Not a good look.
ReplyDeleteR.I.P. Roy Scheider......i think he was probably my 1st crush (seeing Jaws as my 1st "BIG" girl trip to the movie theater when i was 6)....although i did have nightmares for weeks!
ReplyDeleteLilo looks like she could be Tom Jones daughter.
I wouldnt rule out a cheek implant on Lindsay. Its a popular plastic surgery, in that its supposed to make you "look more beautiful" and isnt among the more publicized and noticeable culprits, like a nose job. Her face looks unnaturally stretched and the cheekbones look a little longer.
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me...
ReplyDeleteSo my friend Joey introduces me to aging rockstar *****. He says 'Have you met Rareavis?' ***** says 'No, I have now.' Everything that happend after was in superslowmo. Graps the sides of my neck with both hands. I think he is going to kiss me. I tried to turn my head for the cheek, but no, I am stuck in a quasi headlock. He goes in for the mouth. No, no, no, no. He kisses me on the mouth, then tongue down the throat. The. Worst. Kiss. Ever. Urgh, I need a mint.
Who, Rare? Who? WHO?????
ReplyDeleteEveryone over the age of 25 should know how to kiss, but, no. And why is that?
Rare, give us initials!!! This doesn't have to be a blind - you can totally spill. If word gets back to him how bad he is, maybe he won't do it anymore.
ReplyDeleteWant to plug another Scheider film I loved. Marathon Man. Starred Dustin Hoffman who sets out to find out why his brother, played by Scheider, was killed. Espionage, historical, a great story to sink your teeth into. I think I saw it 3 times when it came out.
Are the Madden Bros, twins? I know nothering about them except for who they date. Nicole looks fab.
Frances Bean is gorgeous here! Found a look that really suits her.
Whole bottom half of Lindsay's face is huge. Is the photo distorted or is this for real? Ew. She's just gross.
If Tom Jones had had a chem peel, his skin would be smoother.... he needs one. Too much sun!
Thanks for the reveal, Enty. Say hi to Mr. Belding tomorrow.
Vince looks 15 years younger than his tranny - who must hold the honor as the worst looking human to appear in this column ever. Is this Lilo in 10 years?
Emma's legs look GREAT! Mayer's too skinny. Looks like Cyndi's having fun. Love her.
Oh tut, tut TS! Look at the post this is connected to....
ReplyDeleteHere is another about *****. He was having umpteen margaritas/maybe it was martinis? with a young girl. She kept wanting him to have sex with her. How do I know? How did anyone not know within earshot of them. After a few hours of this agonizing behavior he finally admitted that he can't get it up. Like at all. Not for a long while. Was it the booze, I think not.
Judi I don't care one lick (eww) if he knows or not. TS likes 'em blind, so guess away.
Like the groupie, this one is sooo easy...
from Mollygood
ReplyDelete[Jack] admits women expect him to be a smooth-talker — so he catches them off guard with insults.
He says, ‘You walk up to someone you like and you’re feeling relaxed, they think, “Oh, here comes the shark” and you say to them, “When did you get pregnant?” You will have somebody off balance after that particular line.’
And the Hollywood veteran admits that despite reaching 70, he is still pursuing women: ‘It’s not just one romance, you want a lot more.’
What is good for the goose is good for the gander...
Rare, I'm TERRIBLE at these.
ReplyDeleteJust like the subject of your blind, I'm coming up short...lol.
Ok. I am going to make you work a bit. Go back to the post to which this is attached. Look for the aging rock star. With the white shirt. Ok I did say a bit... a little FYI he is maybe 5'6" tall, without the hair. Go on take a walk on the wildside TS...
ReplyDeleteewww...vince neil!
ReplyDeleteWhich would be worse - kissing Vince Neil or staring at Cyndi Lauper's dirty feet?
ReplyDeleteFrancis Bean kinda reminds me of th younger girl on Family Ties, Tina something.
ReplyDeleteROY SCHEIDER??
ReplyDeleteOMG, i've been out all day with the cd player on, i didn't hear this! i can't believe it.
oh, man.
RIP, roy. :(
As if to confirm my theory about LiLo getting cheek implants, here is a Perez item: http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-11-what-is-going-on-here-6
ReplyDeleteEEEWWWW, Rare! Brenda is right - Vince Neil. That's GROSS!
ReplyDeleteQuick, wash your mouth (or face) off with hydrogen peroxide.
Brenda, I think if Cyndi Lauper put her dirty feet down my throat then that would be worse.
ReplyDeleteI need to move on now, phew that was a terrible thing. When people ask me who the worst kiss I ever had, I am always "well, you wouldn't belive this but...."
The best well TS that is another day....
Katherine Heigl looks like a nanna with that hair, and I think Lindsay got something done to her eyes?? They don't look as wide or bright.
ReplyDeleteSure, it could be the booze and coke that did it..
Blohan has developed a drunk's nose. AHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteBlohan has developed a drunk's nose. AHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteIt's just interesting that while other celebrities have surgery to look younger, LiLo has surgery and looks 10 years older. She already looked like she was in her mid thirties, not she looks like a 50 year old who's trying to look like 30...
ReplyDeletenot=now.
ReplyDeleteI really need to start proofreading my posts...
Cheek implants are also the craze to offset the sunken cheekbone side effects one gets while on HIV meds.
ReplyDeleteJUST SAYING
puuhh-leezzz do a side by side of LiLo and LeAnn Rimes...
ReplyDeletenot good for linds but she is looking ALOT like LeAnn's stunt double