Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Random Photos Part One

Amber Tamblyn always gets the top spot. Always. Throw in some Marion Cotillard and really you can't go wrong. ECA.
This photo was taken by Morgen who is a fan of the site and is taking some photos at Fashion Week. You can read Morgen's blog here. Anyway, Morgen said that Amy Smart was in tears while this photo was being taken and looked really upset. Tears and upset usually go hand in hand, but not always. I recall women telling me there are such things as tears of joy. Considering that no one is really ever that happy to see me, that would be a new experience. Anyway, I can't imagine how bad the fashion is that it would make Amy cry. Guess I need to check on that 20 year relationship of hers.
Arrested Development in Sydney.
Eric Dane shopping at the same Calvin Klein store in New York that had seen Fergie in it all day. They cleaned it all out and then customers were allowed back in. I guess Eric was the first to brave it, but I heard he lit a match and that made it better.
Look. I know I am wrong a lot, but I am telling you that last year at Fashion Week I know what I saw and I am telling you that there is something fishy going on here. How about a beard? Anyone got a beard?
Its not that Fergie doesn't have a nice body. She does. If you can get past the whole Adam's apple thing, she has a nice body. It is just the face that makes a person shudder.
For once it really was as cold in LA as the outfits dictate. Hell, I5 was closed for like 24 hours because of snow. Actually it closes down because of snow even when it is pretty warm down here in LA, but I needed a reason to show Emmanuelle Chriqui so the snow and cold thing seemed good to me.
When I look at these three, I think back hair. Don't know why but I do.
Boy George in Southend-On-Sea, UK
I just needed an ugly photo of Tyra Banks to have on hand. No caption, just needed something to put in my files and figured you could say nasty things about her if you wanted to vent about someone.
Of course you could save your comments for Omar Bin Laden. I am not quite sure why WireImage has all these photos of this guy unless he bought them or something, but it is just kind of odd. That is his wife Jane Felix-Browne.
So I have this love hate thing with Mandy Moore and this week it is a love thing. I can totally be in love with her one week and then the next I think she looks stupid and ridiculous and wonder how she is a star. This is the week where I think she is incredible.
Never incredible is Mischa Barton. Looks like a baby bump. She must have had a cracker or something for lunch to go with her ice cube.
I am going to guess a belt strap to the face. I don't think it is quite right for a curling iron, but I could be wrong.


44 comments:

  1. Lilo- blennnnnd your warpaint girl!

    Mischa- Still too good for The OC now?

    So are you saying Kat's hubby is a big ole mo? shocking! not in LA.

    Fergie "did you get these? one in every colour Josh said.Oh and take them in at the rise"

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  2. javier bardem could have hair on his tongue and I'd still do him all day and night.

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  3. emmm... 'scuse me... what is ECA and why always with Amber Tamblyn?

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  4. Omar bin Laden & wife = Adnan & Elvira.

    ECA is obviously an inside thing (joke?).

    Lindsay seriously needs to look in a mirror before going out. Maybe this was the morning after.

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  5. There's something intriguing about that Omar fellow. I feel bad that his father's a minion of the devil, but at least Omar's pretty.

    Really hate Mandy Moore's jacket. I'm seeing spots.

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  6. Good Lord, you've got baby bumps on the brain, EL. I'm surprised you didn't say anything about the baby bump on Boy George.

    So is Katherine McPhee's hubby gay?

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  7. ECA again next to the Amber Tamblyn pic. I'm starting to think she's a spy.

    Didn't we decide ECA was Enty's Choice Award?

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  8. Omar Bin Laden looks like he belongs in the Shitney entourage

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  9. as ridiculous as Boy George looks, he still looks better than Lindsay.

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  10. Wait, is it that Katherine is Gay or that her hubby is gay?
    hmmm...

    I dig Amber Tamblyn, she definitely seems witty enough to be a spy.

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  11. Orange you glad that you don't have skin like Lindsey?

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  12. Lordy - Just when I get all disgusted with Georgie and his damn choice of girlfriends, I see him in a photo like think and I just wanna jump him.

    I'll take Javier, too. After Pinky's done with him.

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  13. I say both Katherine AND her ole man are GayFesting.

    Thanks ENT for the musician photos! I will tell you this every day.

    I say Mischa should NOT wear dresses which show her big ole thighs.

    I say the flower on Marion's dress is actually placed on her "flower!"

    I say Amy Smart is crying cuz the guys escorting her out are from the Mob. Has anyone seen her today or is she missing?

    That is all.

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  14. Good Lord, WTF happened to LiLo?

    Slightly OT: Does anyone here read the British press? The Daily Mail has been running a lot of articles on Omar & his wife, who they describe as an "ex-biker chick and grandmother." LOL.

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  15. There's a clue in there regarding Amy Smart - wasn't she the guess in a blind item not long ago?

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  16. I wonder if Javier is telling them a story about him and Penelope in that picture?

    "OMG", said Casey Affleck, "my wife would NEVER let me do that!"

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  17. gammagirl, I thought the same thing too. More likely than not, Kat was @ Fashion Week and not her husband.

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  18. Anonymous2:14 PM

    ECA = Figured it out, maybe we had it before: Ent's Close Associate.

    bryn: ent revealed (perhaps the first reveal massacre) that Amy Smart was the one who gave her fiancee a 3some for his birthday and they either broke up or she regretted it or something.

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  19. Anonymous2:25 PM

    First and foremost, Fergie has GOT to get rid of that Farrah Fawcett hair. It is not hot. She's only going to be just so pretty, but a shorter 'do would work wonders on her.

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  20. dnfrommn: Thanks!! Your memory is amazing!!

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  21. DN - I thought that ended up being Autumn Reiser??

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  22. You can always tell when people aren't locals by the way they refer to our freeways in California.

    "For once it really was as cold in LA as the outfits dictate. Hell, I5 was closed for like 24 hours because of snow. "

    No one calls it "I5". It's "the 5", or "the 405", etc...

    Just find it amusing.

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  23. Anonymous3:07 PM

    LOL I guess thats only for California, then, because up here in Washington, we call it I-5.

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  24. Not if you're from the Bay Area - it's Hwy 5, or 101 or 280. We don't add the extra "the." :)

    I think he meant Katherine.

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  25. if you live in LA it is "The 5" - IAWTC

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  26. trix i call it the I-5 too and im in BC.

    maybe El realizes there is life outside of LA and not everyone gets it...like in India!
    holla India!

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  27. WTF Ent? Yesterday I said that McPhee's husband looks kinda gay, and the next day, what? You start spinning the observations of your clueless readers into rumors when you have no material?

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  28. Lindsey's makeup is atrocious. Did she put it on in the dark?

    Orange seems to be the "in" color of the moment in Hollyweird. People LOVE orange skin. Lindsey finally took a shower and washed off her orange skin and has orange makeup instead.

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  29. Why do people care about Katharine McPhee? She lost her record deal, she is in D-list movies, and she has no future career. Her PR people must be calling the papparazzi and telling them exactly where she is. That is the only way anyone would care about her.

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  30. Maybe Enty was talking about the Fifteen, rather than the Eye 5? The Fifteen runs through the Cajon Pass up to Vegas. The Pass may have gotten snow.
    Dirty Face Lilo.
    So, Enty, can you tell us exactly what you saw at Fashion Week last year? Did it involve her or him?

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  31. the five has been closed off and on through frazier park because they got blasted really good with snow.

    i don't know about the fifteen, at least snow wise. when the five closes even that far up, it messes up EVERYBODY around L.A. it takes mr. bunny heading home from burbank an extra 1/2 hour to 1 hour.
    we are @ 60 miles N. of burbank and it was 30 degrees last night, not including windchill.

    i tend to get annoyed at ent when he says "its not that cold", depends what time of night and what the windchill is, and it affects skinny people more.
    but i still loves ya, enty!

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  32. Lindsay should pull and Angelina and adopt a humanitarian cause.

    I think SAVE the ORANGUTANS would be perfect for her.

    Orangutan literal translation Orange Human. They share 96% of our DNA. Who is better suited for this job than Lindsay? OK. maybe Xtina, but she's busy now

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  33. Ent, lay off Fergie. She's better looking than most people in the world. And with the right makeup, lighting and angle she can look pretty. And she seems like a good person. You're too hard on her. It's getting old.

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  34. Why would Katharine McPhee marry an older gay man? Who, exactly, is he? I suppose I would understand if she is a lesbian, but I don't think she is. But what do I know? I'll check out their story, if I can find it.

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  35. Uhm... Orangutan = Man of the Forest... not orange human kelly :)

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  36. But I did get your joke ;)

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  37. Their story just says they met while doing a play in '05. All I could find from fashion week last year was this:

    "This famous runner-up was heard asking several times why only women were hitting on her and no guys? Plenty of women came up to the still shy singer, but men barely acknowledged her, let alone tried to hit on her."

    If this is it, I'm not sure what to think. Maybe she decided to give girls a try and liked it but decided to marry her 42 year old fiancee anyway? I looked around at some pics of this guy, Nick Cokas, and I think he's not bad looking in some pics. He might just photograph poorly. I know I do.

    Maybe..they are really in love..weird thought, I know, but maybe they are.

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  38. Anonymous8:30 PM

    I have been corrected, Amy Smart was NOT the 3-some blind. It was Autumn Reeser. Pinky has a better memory than I do.

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  39. Amy Smart is best friends with Ali larter. Weird for ENT to be picking on the BF of his mate Ali?

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  40. Oh wow, is that bronzer on Lohan's face? Must be something else right??

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  41. So, I think Katherine McPhee is the answer to the BI from months ago about a music chick hitting on another at some party. I think PcPhee is the lesbic HITTER and Jessica Simpson or Carrie Underwood the HITTEE who went "Ewwwww." IDK

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  42. LiLo's had a tanning bed accident? would leave skin too damaged to put corrective makeup on...

    Loretta: Ent revealed that Jessica Simpson was the Hittee

    Good Morning!

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  43. Amber's gotta be the Spy.

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  44. I still miss Joan of Arcadia.

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