Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Random Photos Part One - Just Because

Because we like to see fake couples like Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson reunite to support each other at the premiere of their new film.
Because when is the last time you saw a photo of Gretchen Mol in a tabloid?
Because little plates on Eun-Hye Park's shoes match the big plates on the dress. Kind of like carpeting matching the drapes if you know what I mean. Her new film Night and Day is really good which is a good thing because the dress...not so much.
Because I know you stay up late and can't sleep with wondering of what Dolph Lundgren is doing or, who is he doing, depending on how far you take your pre-sleep rituals.
Because there aren't enough wonky eyes male actors and you never know when people like Alex Dimitriades will end up famous and we can use this against him, or an episode of FFF.
Because we enjoy watching the slow, inexorable decline of the beauty which once was Lindsay Lohan.
Because there is nothing quite like when Lily Allen hits the bottle.
Because how else could Katharine McPhee make any money in her life without the help of product placements via photos in blogs and magazines?
Because how could we laugh about Jessica Simpson trying to single handedly bring back fashions Bo Derek wore back in the 70's and weren't even popular then.
Because how else could I tell you that despite you not being able to see it, there is actually a slit up the back of this "dress" that Hayden Pannettiere is wearing because she wanted to make sure everyone got an eyeful of what company provides her panties.
Because how else could we see this photo of the lead singer of The Kills which is almost the perfect rock and roll photo.
Because where else would you get to see new photos of Ryan Reynolds on an almost daily basis and be able to comment on the strange lines on his forehead and the fact he still hasn't got engaged you have a shot?
Because where else can you call people like Patrick Dempsey as jackass or wonder if he makes his family speak to him only in Italian once he puts on his bike riding clothes.
Because where else do you see photos of Neil Patrick Harris and Ricki Lake doing a charity reading for the group WET. Yea, I kind of like the name also.
Because where else can you just say to yourself WTF after looking at this photo of Matthew Fox?


28 comments:

  1. I heart Neil Patrick Harris. Suit up!

    The Kills' picture is pretty cool. I thought it was Steven Tyler for a second.

    Don't care about the rest.

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  2. Even with the slit, Hayden still looks a hell of a lot less skanky than Miley Cyrus.

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  3. Has anyone heard anything about our TJ Hooker? I haven't heard anything at all about an adoption - unless I've missed something. Didn't Ent say we needed to to keep an eye out?

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  4. janelle-if you beleive me i think matt damon hired her as the nanny in order to keep it all in the family with butt buddy Benny..jaysus i sound like Ted C.

    ****
    Matthew Fox,i sure hope thats a Hawaii induced sunburn.

    Lilo- hag,clean it up.

    Lily- you might be hilarious on the sauce but no one wants to work with you becaseu of it.

    Suit up indeed! NPH is my bizarro world boyfriend.

    Bilson and Hayden-whatta joke. girl get a real boyfriend already..you too rachel.

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  5. EL wrote:
    "Because where else can you call people like Patrick Dempsey as jackass or wonder if he makes his family speak to him only in Italian once he puts on his bike riding clothes."


    LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!! I love that movie!

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  6. Damn - what is he referencing, Twisted?

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  7. Janele, the movie "Breaking Away" where the kid would put on his biking gear and only speak to his parents in Italian.

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  8. Anonymous1:22 PM

    What in the hell is wrong with Lindsay's face? Surely she must know how bad she looks.

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  9. Jeez - and I thought I could recognize any movie reference. How freakin random is THAT? lol

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  10. It's an oldie, that's for sure...and not a movie people reference very often. Actually, I'm surprised I even remembered it.

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  11. I thought u were talking about Loverboy. lol

    But he'll always be Ronald/Donald Miller to me.

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  12. Can't buy me love is an all time fav for sure....i sooo wanted the white leather outfit with the fringe.

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  13. Oh, I don't even know that one. See? I'd never win playing Jeopardy or Trivial Pursuit.

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  14. Lilo looks like she was rode hard and put up wet.

    Ok back to the sun and a margarita....

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  15. Anonymous2:26 PM

    Ent, did I send you the FFF for Alex Dimitriades? It's quite good, even if you don't see everything. He was cuter before his hairline receded.

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  16. Are you going to speak in "because" tense often, cuz if you are I'm outta here. It's just about as annoying as Ted.

    Who told Lilo that she should wear shit brown streaks and call it blush?

    NPH is going to become the 'everyhost'....got an event, need an MC? Call Neil! Need someone to do a brief, but memorable cameo? Neil's your man! I love love love him--I totally wanna be his friend!!!

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  17. Um, am I the only person that easily duplicated Ryan's forehead mark by pressing my forehead against the arm of the couch. Casting couch indeed!

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  18. Dolph is one of the smartest men in Hollywood and he looks like that. Double bonus time.

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  19. Anonymous2:59 PM

    I'm sooooooo not into blonde beefcake but DAMN Dolph looks GREAT....

    I love Lily Allen, I just can't help it...poor thing...lol

    Not liking the outfit, at ALL, but JSimp looks really pretty in that pic.

    Looooooooove The Kills. *runs off to listen to The Kills*

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  20. Dolph Lundgren actually does look pretty good. Many years ago (15 maybe?), he made a pass at my friend. He (my friend) was none too pleased.

    And I am so tired of Lindsay's hair, no matter what color it is. I hate that overly hairsprayed, throw it all in front look that she and now Miley Curtis think looks so great. I don't get it.

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  21. Rachel Bilson needs to stop chain smoking and invest in whitening toothpaste. I'm so sick of seeing her yellow, almost brown teeth on the red carpet.

    Did someone hit Matthew Fox in the nose? Why it is all red and bumpy?

    Hayden P. please know your angles. That pose is straight up Penthouse. Not to mention she's too young to show anyone what she's got.

    Katharine McPhee just needs to find a career and stop whoring herself in front of the cameras. And why is it that when she's with her husband, she never shows any affection towards him in photos.

    I might be in the minority, but Lily Allen rocks. She's crazy as anything but she keeps it interesting.

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  22. Speaking of random photos -- check out Madonna's grandma hand at

    http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/galleries/gotcha_the_best_celeb_photos_of_the_week/gotcha_the_best_celeb_photos_of_the_week.html?c=3

    Looks nothin' like her face -- a big giveaway!!

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  23. Matthew's face is red because it looks as if someone just squeezed his balls! (sorry) lol

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  24. Anyone else think LiLo got some work done? Reconstructing those nostrils, perhaps?? She should keep it inside until those bruises heal...

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  25. Lilo- Perez hinted at bruises for truck tracks size blush.

    Lily Allen- She reminded me of Tom Cruise in that pic... better be careful!! I hope she finds her way again.

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  26. Panettiere is too young for sex symbol status yet (although Hollywood and the American public are pretty dumb and creepy, so who knows), but doesn't she look sexy?! I love her clothes every time I see a photo of her.

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  27. alex, yummy--who is he???

    i love rachel bilson!

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  28. i think hayden's poses are a little thing called "posture".
    i don't know her real background, but she's been playing cheerleaders forever, so maybe she had gymnastics/cheer training? that would account for the way she stands.
    i really like her. she's tiny and cute. but she's got to lose the red lipstick!

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