WHICH D-list TV star, who's famous for getting paid to party, distracts skirted ladies by pouring liquor down their throats as he gropes them?
WHICH fashion designer is lying to her actor beau? While she proclaims her love for her man, New York insiders say she really prefers "butch Mexican and Latino women" .
WHICH sweetheart Oscar winner doesn't always have a heart as golden as her locks? She's known for introducing her best friend for 10 years as "my assistant" when around other Hollywood types.
reese witherspoon with the last one?
ReplyDelete#3 - Reese Witherspoon
ReplyDeleteThat's all i got...
ooh..wait...could #1 be Wilmer Valdarama or however you spell it? He was a TV star and now does nothing but parties? Am I right? Did I actually guess one??
ReplyDeleteBrody
ReplyDeleteDon't know
Reese
Kate Hudson! Don't you think the "golden as her locks" could be a hint? Goldie?
ReplyDelete1. Brody
ReplyDelete2. Kimora
3. Reese
I am not sure that introducing her friend as her assistant is really an insult, but makes me wonder about Ent's last blind about the A+ lister having a thing with a woman. Just thinking outside the box.
ReplyDeleteAlso-does anyone else here envision Les Suckno as our next campus shooter, God forbid?
I'm normally a fan of nonsequiturs, but jesus christ that's a lot to scroll over.
ReplyDelete#1 Brody
ReplyDelete#2 not sure, but Kimora sounds good
#3 Reese
chatty - although Kate was nominated, she never won an Oscar
i must be old...i don't think of Brody as a TV star...to each his own, i guess...
ReplyDeleteWow, someone knows how to cut and paste! Impressive!
ReplyDelete#3 has to be Reese
"Has" to be Reese? Uh, NO!
ReplyDeleteReese was married as much as ten years ago. Im not saying that lesbians dont sometimes marry men and have children, but I remember when Reese hooked up with Ryan. They were happy, genuine. If she had a little on the side "personal assistant", I'd be very surprised.
More than likely, this is just NY Post being full of shit, and just posting a "Blind" which all of us blind-saavies know already: That Jodie Foster is gay. She ALWAYS introduced "my Cydney" as her personal assistant, and they HAVE been together more than ten years. Can you think of ANY Hollywood starlet that can even KEEP an assistant for that long? I've never heard of it. Would make sense if this was just Jodie Foster and her partner.
Trix, where are you getting the lez angle from? I thought the item was just about the actress not wanting anyone to think she was friends with someone "unimportant."
ReplyDelete#2, definitely Kimora.
Trix, I think you are reading too much into the blind. It doesn't say lesbian lover... says best friend.
ReplyDeleteI think number 3 is Charlize Theron, and I agree KLS for number two. Which, by the way, is the funniest BI I have read in a long time.
ReplyDeleteI have a best friend...we've never had sex that I'm aware of. I dog the Wilmer Valderama guess for #1.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Renée Zelweger for #3?
ReplyDeleteShe certainly passed as one of "America's Sweethearts".
My bad...I think I got Trix confused when I posted that this reminded me of the blind about the A+ lister. That was just my thought at the time, although being married for so long, I highly doubt this to be the case.
ReplyDeleteOOooh I was getting the Lez vibe. If its just someone who'd rather not let people know she's friends with "commoners" than....ew. Maybe it IS Reese. I've heard she's really mean.
ReplyDeleteI take it something has been deleted here. Was it another Les Suckno Novella?
ReplyDeleteWhat about Jessica Simpson for #3. Her best friend was her assistant but she still should have introduced her as my dear friend Kacee Cobb who also happens to be my assistant.
ReplyDeleteOops sorry didn't see the "award winner" part. Scratch that Jessica Simpson thought.
ReplyDeleteJust want to say about Reese that she and her kids go to my church and she has always been low-key and unpretentious. Her kids don't get any special treatment and she never tries to draw attention to herself.
ReplyDelete#3 Def Reese...but I don't necessarily think it's an insult, either--what better way to get your best friend into every event, every meeting, etc. I'm sure they would have worked it out ahead of time "i.e. is it okay if I call you my assistant?--Whatev, do I get to meet ....".
ReplyDeletejesse metcalf or wilmer
ReplyDeleteobvs kimora
i thought of blonde female oscar winners...
gwyneth (maybe?)
cate blanchet
kate winslet
melanie griffith
jodie foster
jessica lange
nicole kidman
helen hunt
emma thompson
meryl streep
sissy spacek
Brody Jenner
ReplyDeleteKimora Simmons
Nicole Kidman though I don't think any one considers her a sweetheart
1. Jesse Metcalf
ReplyDelete2. maybe Kimora
3. I thought of Reese instantly