Mike Rowe
Never let it be said that I can't follow along docilely sometimes. I noticed how much everyone seemed to enjoy the thought of spending some time with Mike Rowe yesterday and so as a public service I am providing you with some videos and photos to make your day more special and fast moving. Although Mike looked familiar, I couldn't place him until I did a little YouTube search and then realized I bought some crap from this guy when he was a host on QVC. I remember the big QVC scandal of some host getting together with another female host but I can't remember if Mike was one of them and my energy was directed to videos and photos. I remember that the female host was someone I couldn't stand. I also remember that I spent way to much time looking at that channel when it first went on the air.
When you are watching some of these videos from QVC, I want you to stop and think about this for a second. QVC is a 24 hour shopping channel. Nothing more. Yet, despite this fact, someone took the time 16 years ago to tape the channel. Where do you think these videos came from? Someone probably turned on their recorder while they slept and then watched them during the morning. They then kept them for a decade until YouTube showed up, transferred them to a suitable format and then uploaded them. Someone loved them some Diamonique.
...and that someone is Mike Rowe himself..lol.
ReplyDeleteRuggedly handsome. Thanks for the eye candy, entster
ReplyDeleteMikeY needs to break that hair down his chest.
ReplyDeleteLooking at the photo of his bare chest makes me kinda wanna HorKKKK.
....ooops, typo alert above...should be "break that hair down ON his chest.....
ReplyDeleteSister Mary HP got so excited she couldn't even type properly.
ReplyDeleteSmooches gracias, EL!!!
This guy is my Mom's fantasy boyfriend. He's too hot to be my stepdad!
ReplyDeleteEL, Might I recommend Diamonique for your next future ex-wife? She'll never know the difference and it will save you some money.
ReplyDeleteGuess I'd have to fuck him with a shirts-on policy. I hate chest hair.
ReplyDeleteI heart Mike Rowe. My husband and all our male friends have man crushes on him. I love a man that will get dirty and can make me laugh.
ReplyDeleteForget it, the chest hair is perfect. I would cozy up into his armpits and nuzzle. It's the tiny baby nipples that are weird.
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ReplyDeletehe's too soccer dad/ Matt Lauer for me.
ReplyDeleteHere's a snippet of the story of why he got fired from QVC.
ReplyDeleteWhen the technical director finally cut away to a display version of the same doll, Rowe, in desperation, turned the little sister upside down in his lap and peeled down her garment. He finally found the crank “in the small of her back, but it’s really sort of in her ass.” Unfortunately, the technical director cut back to Rowe without warning: “Suddenly, I see myself live on the monitor, with Sister Mary Margaret’s face in my crotch, my hand on her ass, and her habit around her neck. And the damn thing is playing ‘Climb Every Mountain.’” Rowe froze in horror, then made an unfortunate gesture not suitable for prime time. “It was not good.”
Nice move, Mike. Nice.
ReplyDeleteHe was meant for "Dirty" things, not QVC....
ReplyDeleteWhat is it about that guy...yummy!
Thanks Ent for the fix!
xxoo to you!
Still wanna know why Van Halen suddenly went off tour-
Oh, yes. Thanks. Dirty man marathon.
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