Mark Ronson Has A Sure Thing
In case Mark Ronson gets tired of invading the cesspool Amy Winehouse calls her playland, Paqmela Anderson has offered to open her toxic chamber to Mark Ronson anytime he wishes to come over and play. Seems that Pamela Anderson thinks Mark is cute, and is really excited to meet him at the Brit Awards this week. Translated this means that if he wants some 40 year old woman who has been with half the world, he is more than welcome to it, and because she thinks Mark is cute and not just paying her, she might even be willing to make him husband number 4? I honestly can't remember if there were more. Did she ever actually marry Scott Baio?
You know, Mark Ronson should he choose to accept that mission will be going in after some really nasty man whores, and all he would really get out of it is the satisfaction of a injection to the ass a few days after.
Mark, I like to think that although you may be diddling the world of Amy Winehouse on a nightly basis, I am hoping that rolling the dice on the STD lottery with one person is enough and that you will run away from Pamela Anderson when she comes up to you and lets you know that she is yours for the night the week or just for a quickie in the bathroom at the show.
He may have abominably low standards for who he gets involved with, and providing Amy with drugs is utterly repugnant, but he is indeed good looking. Talented as well.
ReplyDeletehe is damn hot..but his sister is a douche.
ReplyDeleteI'd almost accuse him of using Amy, but he's so talented, they're mutually using each other. Great musical chemistry.
ReplyDeleteI think Mark Ronson is a bit busy to be supplying Amy Winehouse. His sister has more time on her hands.
ReplyDeleteMark's massively hot right now, and just split up with his gf of 3 years, so Ms Anderson is going to be at the back of a very long queue.
I'm almost embarrassed for Pamela Anderson.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how she'll take it if he turns her down (which, if he has anytaste--or sense--at all, he will). She seems in need of a reality check.
trix, do feel the need to make pointless comments everytime el posts anything? are you really that bored that you have to make half assed comments constantly?
ReplyDeleteI'm over 40 and HAVE NOT had most of the world.. He's mine bitch, keep your hands off!
ReplyDeleteLOL @ k
ReplyDeletei agree, he is fine...
He's a cutie--but he looks like Ted Mosby on "How I Met Your Mother".
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who thought he was gay? Like, openly gay? Huh.
ReplyDeletejosie77:
ReplyDeleteyou never can tell with those rich manhattan boys. They trick me every time.
I'd let him eat crackers in bed.
ReplyDeleteYum-my-liscious! I actually find both him and his sister doable, and I'm not even bi.
ReplyDeletePam leads the "Can't Be Without A Man" group. Other members include JLo, Paris, Shitney and Jessica Simpson.
ReplyDeleteYou're not alone april! ha ha. And I'm not even bi either. Maybe its because she's kind of boyish...well that's what I'm going with. ;-)
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