Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Jack Uses Viagra For Threesomes


I think everyone has known for sometime that Jack Nicholson uses Viagra. In past interviews he has said that he tries to get women to buy it for him because he is too embarrassed. At this point, the company probably just ships it to his house.

In an interview with The Guardian, Jack says that while he loves Viagra, the only time he actually takes it is during threesomes. He says at 70 years of age, he needs a little extra something to help him get motivated. I don't think Viagra is the only motivational tool Jack uses, but for now we will just stick with Viagra.

"I like to date a nice range of women each year, but I only use Viagra when I am with more than one."

Jack has five children with four women, and says that he has had actual sex with more than 2,000 women. I honestly think you would begin to lose count after 200-300. There are many times he has run into women that he has slept with and didn't remember sleeping with so I guess he just goes by some kind of average when calculating his total. Jack said in the interview that his life had been "one long sexual fantasy".

15 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:24 AM

    I can see needing to keep it up longer to take care of an orgy, but as a stimulation issue -- you'd think that more than one would make that an easier thing. Something tells me Jack doesn't have stage fright.

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  2. Anonymous10:35 AM

    I'm with you dnfrommn. I thought threesomes would require LESS Viagra.

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  3. Wow, and to think that Laura Flynn Boyle is looking more and more normal compared to the ol' beached whale. I want to know where the hell he's findin' two women willing to have sex with him ...

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  4. jack you are delusional. and a cokehead and a sex addict. and too old to be bragging about grandpa sex.(starting to remind me of michael douglas)

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  5. Can I just say "EWWWWWWWWW!"

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  6. Jack keeps track of all those women with something he used as a child in school. An abacus.

    Geeze, some women will sleep with anything to get a touch of fame. You couldn't pay me enough to get near this creep.

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  7. jack is over rated from the his 'ladies' to his acting.
    Jack you've played the same effin character for years..here's a new word:
    RANGE.
    your exploits are embarassing grampa.

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  8. With all the VIAGRA and COKE in his system this man should have died of a heart attack years ago.
    WHAT??!?!
    Did he make a pact with the devil????
    lol

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  9. The devil doesn't want him either. He's afraid Jack may be a bad influence on him.

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  10. Viagra helps you get it up again in a hurry. You can't exactly roll over and go to sleep when there's a second person you need/want to please.
    That's what it's for.

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  11. Anonymous2:36 PM

    He and Gene Simmons should get together and swap war stories.

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  12. Twisted Sister, LOL @ abacus.

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  13. i've always wondered what the thing is with viagra (no, girls, i'm not THAT stupid), i mean, why do guys take it if they don't REALLY need it? its not something that normally comes up (honestly, i didn't plan that one) in polite conversation.

    eh. still love jack.

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  14. OMG this is just disgusting hope he uses protection for the all night erections.

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  15. Oh, ew. Just ew.

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