Is She Serious?
See the problem with this story is that I don't speak enough German to know whether Heidi Klum actually said this or not. I know a little German. He is sitting right over there. Had to do that. Had to. You cannot honestly write a little something about German and not throw that joke in there. I think that movie employed more little people than any movie before or since.
Anyway, Heidi Klum told the German broadcaster ARD that she would be more than willing to have Britney Spears move into the home and stay with her for a few months. Yes, I know we are on the Britney ban, but this is another celebrity talking about her, and Heidi has already made it clear that she enjoys a weekly naked day with Seal and so I think Britney would fit right in.
The thing is I don't know if Heidi was serious and what she thinks she can do that no one else could do. Does Heidi have a little of that Dominatrix in her you think? I mean she has a nanny for each child with a nanny supervising the nannies and then someone supervising the nanny supervisor so I am not sure what Heidi could do other than hiring someone or just making her watch endless reruns of all the shows she has in production in Germany while explaining them to her all in German. Perhaps Seal could go through his two or three hit career and explain how he managed to land someone as gorgeous as Heidi. See, you thought I was tearing into Heidi a little, but I am not. I just honestly wonder what she thinks she can accomplish besides installing a bunch of hidden cameras and then selling the footage as a reality show.
