If You Don't Want To Read About Amputations And Orgasms Stop Now
Well if you are reading this I know you are all some sick bastards and I love you. Plus, I promise it's gossip so you don't have to feel ashamed at all. I confess that as I was growing up I would stumble upon that sex column in Cosmo and some other magazines as well while, I was, looking at the pages with other activities in mind. I also have read more Penthouse Forum than anyone non-fictional than I know. It is possible that John Candy's character in Splash may have read more. It is debatable.
In all of that reading and every article I have ever seen about fetishes, I have never seen or heard about anyone who would orgasm when you rubbed their amputated limb. Until now. Of course it had to be that porn star/hooker Heather Mills who has this honor. In a story run by News Of The World it is almost an aside to the main part of the story that says that heather Mills cheated on Paul for a good portion of their relationship with some guy she had been seeing for love until she stumbled upon a Beatle for money.
She was dating some guy named Tim Steel (has to be porn star name) and he says that Heather, was "insatiable" in the bedroom and laughed about being "pursued" by Paul while romancing Tim Steel in 1999.
Steel, who had allegedly been sleeping with Heather for three years when she met Paul, said: "Heather was insatiable, she demanded sex six times a night. I'd come home to find her waiting naked in bed. She had a hoard of vibrators for when she was home alone. Her favourite was a huge back massager that she plugged into the mains. (For those of you in the UK, are the mains referring to the electrical outlet or some other hole? Either way makes the story interesting, so this is simply out of curiosity that I want to know.)
"She would laugh and say, 'I'm being pursued by a Beatle!' She even showed me text messages from Paul. She was up for it anywhere. Once she pleasured me under my desk while I was at work."
Here is the payoff. Street also revealed Heather, who lost her left leg below the knee in a motorbike accident in 1993, would thrash around the bed in pleasure when he massaged her amputated limb.
He said: "Heather has a very unusual erogenous zone - her stump. I used to massage one particular area and it gave her orgasm after orgasm."
