I Report You Decide

Everyday is another revelation when driving to work and listening to Ryan Seacrest. Today in the five minutes I had it on, this is what I heard. TR Knight was a guest and Ryan actually seemed flustered and trying to prove his masculinity even more than normal. While TR was on, there was a contest with a listener and TR was told to act excited if the caller won. Ryan's co-host Ellen said TR was down on all fours in the studio and then Ryan said to TR, "scream like a little bitch." When TR asked Ryan if Ryan had actually said what the world had heard Ryan say, Ryan tried to pass it off as something said in Entourage by Ari to Lloyd. Ummm. Okay.

Immediately prior to this exchange Ryan was recounting his early days living in Burbank with the cast of Saturday morning NBC television shows. He was neighbors with Mario Lopez and Patrick Muldoon and said they got a lot of women. Ryan doesn't remember the women though. What he specifically remembers is being able to look "into Muldoon's bedroom window from my own and let me tell you. Muldoon has rhythm and style and" I didn't catch the rest, but it was clear that he enjoyed watching Muldoon much more than any woman Muldoon happened to be with. I also got the impression that anytime Muldoon was home, Ryan was waiting at the window, probably worrying if he was late, and if there would be a show later.

I posted this too soon. My point in all this is that if I were relating the same sequence of events I would be mentioning the women they brought home and not even watching the sexual performance or style of Patrick.