How Many Ways Can You Exploit A Child?
However many ways that you can think of to exploit a child, Larry Birkhead has you beat. In the year since her birth, Larry has been out and about selling photos of Dannielynn each and every time the rent is due. From her christening to Father's Day and that Arbor Day tribute to Mel Torme, Larry has thought of everything and will stop at nothing to squeeze a few bucks out of his kid. This new one though is probably his biggest ploy at money. I think the tabloids were getting kind of tired of the same old same old from Larry and want something more. Since, Dannielynn is too young to get a tattoo of her mom, then he thought of something just as horrible.
Larry took Dannielynn to Nassau to go and visit her mother's grave and her brother's grave. You might think to yourself that is kind of sweet and touching. It would be if he hadn't brought Entertainment Tonight along with him. That of course means they paid for his trip, probably some gambling and made a nice little deposit in that offshore bank he probably has.
Get this line he told ET about the visit. "It's tough. Even though she doesn't understand, it was important for us to come. One day I can tell her that we went to visit her mom."
One day? Hell, she will be visiting her mother's grave every year if there is a paycheck in it for Larry. He acts like this is the only time she will ever visit her mom's grave. If the paycheck is big enough Larry would have her dancing on the grave and pass it off as some tribute to her mom that Dannielynn wanted to do. I am actually quite surprised he hasn't figured out a way to sell tickets to her grave. He doesn't does he?
