How Many Ways Can You Exploit A Child?
However many ways that you can think of to exploit a child, Larry Birkhead has you beat. In the year since her birth, Larry has been out and about selling photos of Dannielynn each and every time the rent is due. From her christening to Father's Day and that Arbor Day tribute to Mel Torme, Larry has thought of everything and will stop at nothing to squeeze a few bucks out of his kid. This new one though is probably his biggest ploy at money. I think the tabloids were getting kind of tired of the same old same old from Larry and want something more. Since, Dannielynn is too young to get a tattoo of her mom, then he thought of something just as horrible.
Larry took Dannielynn to Nassau to go and visit her mother's grave and her brother's grave. You might think to yourself that is kind of sweet and touching. It would be if he hadn't brought Entertainment Tonight along with him. That of course means they paid for his trip, probably some gambling and made a nice little deposit in that offshore bank he probably has.
Get this line he told ET about the visit. "It's tough. Even though she doesn't understand, it was important for us to come. One day I can tell her that we went to visit her mom."
One day? Hell, she will be visiting her mother's grave every year if there is a paycheck in it for Larry. He acts like this is the only time she will ever visit her mom's grave. If the paycheck is big enough Larry would have her dancing on the grave and pass it off as some tribute to her mom that Dannielynn wanted to do. I am actually quite surprised he hasn't figured out a way to sell tickets to her grave. He doesn't does he?
She is so adorable. It makes me sick that she's stuck with a father willing to pimp her out for a dime. You watch - he's going to become the worst version of stage mother. This little girl is going to be going to auditions before you know it and she's going to end up on drugs by the time she's twelve.
ReplyDeletequestion to the moms out there: would you put lipstick on your one year old?
ReplyDeletetwisty: if she's on drugs, that means more publicity for Birky, and that means more money. Michael Lohan, I see an heir to your notoreity.
I think I read somewhere that two male prostitutes are claiming Larry is gay.
ReplyDeleteFrankly, this douche makes me ill. There is no need to make a media spectacle out of all this,
@ TS: She could turn out to be the cleanest of the bunch, you never know with "celebrity" spawn. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that Frances Bean has learned something from the struggles of her parents.
DN - yeah, future Michael Lohan is right. This poor baby is doomed.
ReplyDeleteDN, I wouldn't put lipstick on anyone younger than 15! I'm not sure she has lipstick on, though. Some infants and toddlers have really red or really pink lips naturally. Hard to tell from the pics.
What a fucking scumbag. This makes me remember how back when Anna was alive she was adamant about wanting Larry to have nothing to do with her daughter. Yeah, she might have been fucked up most of the time and not making good decisions in most areas of her life but clearly she was right about that.
ReplyDeleteGammagirl, from your mouth to God's ear. I hope she ends up happy and healthy in every way. It just seems the odds are stacked against her.
ReplyDeleteHe and the Cruises have a lot in common!
ReplyDelete@TS: One of the things I love about this site is that it doesn't present celebrities as something they aren't.
ReplyDeleteI don't have a perfect life, but I would NEVER want to trade places with any of the high profile tykes in the rags.
It's got to be a difficult environment to grow up in.
Anynway, your statement that the odds are against her" summed that up well.
Entertainment Tonight is a disgrace to the human race. Mary Hart is the devil.
ReplyDeleteGammagirl, thanks. I completely agree with you. EL puts things into perspective. All of a sudden my boring little life seems really great to me compared to the fucked up Hollyweirdo's lives.
ReplyDeleteSnautrag, you're right. They're as much to blame as Larry Dickhead is. And LMAO @ your handle!!!
I agree with you Snautrag (tee hee). I don't know what happened to that show, I mean, it used to be watchable. Now it's just unbearable! Most of the news is old by the time they get it, and they seem to be focusing on the bloodsuckers rather than on the people who actually have the talent. The interviews are pointless and the show has become irrelevant. I can't wait until it's cancelled.
ReplyDeleteAs for this whole Larry/Dannilynn thing...it's horrid. That beautiful little girl is the product of two insane people. I hope she comes out of it alright.
What is the name of the guy who is a so call reporter on Entertainment Tonight? He was the one interviewing Nicole before she died and after. He was such a kiss ass in what he was saying. I was very disappointed with ET being like that.
ReplyDeleteMark Fuckin Steinis...and he sucks.
ReplyDeleteYa Larry..i can't defend you now..selling your soul to the devil in a bad suit.
lol@jax
ReplyDeletehe is a jackass LOL.
Billy Bush on Access is way worse. That guy should be muzzled. I guess Larry needs to earn money somehow and DannieLynn seems to be the way to go.
ReplyDeleteIt's cash money. Sheet.
ReplyDeleteThe exploitative actions of Larry Birkhead never cease to amaze me. As a person I am shocked that anyone would do this...sell photos and give interviews about their grieving process after losing a loved one. But as a viewer, this is pretty much what I expected. If Virgie could sell photos to Splash news after visiting Anna's grave after her burial, then why wouldn't Larry do the same? The whole lot of them are reprehensible.
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