House Or Wife?

So it seems as if Cheryl Tweedy Cole or Cheryl Cole or Cheryl Tweedy or simply Cheryl from Girls Aloud has decided to forgive her cheating husband, provided that he agrees to sell their current house and move somewhere else.

According to friends, Cheryl is embarrassed to walk around the village where the house is located because people will whisper about her. Honey, I hate to tell you this, but people are going to whisper about you unless you leave the country. If you come here no one will even recognize you so you wouldn't have to worry about it. Hell, this is like my fifth story about you and I can't even remember what you look like. I know you must be blonde or brunette, but that is only because everyone except for Nicola is blonde or brunette. See, look at that Nicola, your red hair finally did something for you. Plus, I might be able to actually recognize you.

Anyway, I have a feeling Cheryl likes being recognized, she just doesn't want to be criticized for taking the guy back because you know he is going to do it again. Oh, we might never know about it, but he will do it again. Last Thursday Cheryl told Ashley that she wanted to sell the house and move, and that if he did she would take him back.

One little problem. Ashley loves the house probably as much if not more than he loves his wife. He's probably thinking to himself, I can always find a new wife, but where else will I find a house that has everything that his current house has. Look, I'm sure he loves his wife, but the problem is that he loves having sex with strangers more, and that isn't going to change, so he might as well keep the damn house, and let her get on with her life. If they sell the house, then he is always going to be pissed at her for that, and bring it up during every fight, and there will be plenty of fighting. Plus, as she will soon discover, just because you change locations, doesn't mean you turn off your emotions. She will still bring up the cheating and he will say, I've done everything you wanted, so stop talking about it. She won't and so then they will divorce a few years from now and wish they would have done it now.