House Or Wife?
So it seems as if Cheryl Tweedy Cole or Cheryl Cole or Cheryl Tweedy or simply Cheryl from Girls Aloud has decided to forgive her cheating husband, provided that he agrees to sell their current house and move somewhere else.
According to friends, Cheryl is embarrassed to walk around the village where the house is located because people will whisper about her. Honey, I hate to tell you this, but people are going to whisper about you unless you leave the country. If you come here no one will even recognize you so you wouldn't have to worry about it. Hell, this is like my fifth story about you and I can't even remember what you look like. I know you must be blonde or brunette, but that is only because everyone except for Nicola is blonde or brunette. See, look at that Nicola, your red hair finally did something for you. Plus, I might be able to actually recognize you.
Anyway, I have a feeling Cheryl likes being recognized, she just doesn't want to be criticized for taking the guy back because you know he is going to do it again. Oh, we might never know about it, but he will do it again. Last Thursday Cheryl told Ashley that she wanted to sell the house and move, and that if he did she would take him back.
One little problem. Ashley loves the house probably as much if not more than he loves his wife. He's probably thinking to himself, I can always find a new wife, but where else will I find a house that has everything that his current house has. Look, I'm sure he loves his wife, but the problem is that he loves having sex with strangers more, and that isn't going to change, so he might as well keep the damn house, and let her get on with her life. If they sell the house, then he is always going to be pissed at her for that, and bring it up during every fight, and there will be plenty of fighting. Plus, as she will soon discover, just because you change locations, doesn't mean you turn off your emotions. She will still bring up the cheating and he will say, I've done everything you wanted, so stop talking about it. She won't and so then they will divorce a few years from now and wish they would have done it now.
Honey he cheated on you. If people in your town are merely whispering instead of shouting, consider yourself lucky. You're right Ent, it's not going to end well. It never ceases to amaze me what some people allow themselves to put up with.
ReplyDeleteOh, Cheryl, so sad. And she's a total famewhore - she LOVED/LOVES being a WAG, and she's probably most well known one after Victoria Beckham. In fact, I'm pretty sure Cheryl's goal is to BE the next Victoria Beckham, so there's no way in hell she's going to divorce Ashley.
ReplyDeleteAnd I can't tell you how long it took me to learn their names. I had been listening to GA for two years before I figured out which one was Cheryl and which one was Kimberley. :D
I would hardcore LOL if Ashley chose the house over Cheryl...
This was sticking out, Ashley seemingly has been overheard saying how she'll never leave him but string the media along to make her look a bit better.
ReplyDeleteShes got her own money, her own career, they have no kids, he cheated on her so obviously has no respect for her or their relationship, so whats making her stay?
Oh yeah I forgot she lllooooooovvvesssss him...gimme a break, cop on Cheryl.
Did Ent. write this? I've been wondering that about several stories I've read on here lately. This sounds like a Brit wrote it.
ReplyDeleteAlice, I think there are a few writers on here, 'cause I've definitely noticed a few different writing styles. Can't mistake Ent's, since his is riddled with grammatical errors. ;)
ReplyDeleteNow, I'll never understand why 'cheaters' even bother getting married. Why on earth would you want to tie someone else down if you won't give up your wandering ways? I mean, unless it's a completely open relationship, I really don't get why someone who likes to play the field would hook up with someone who doesn't. I think cheaters are addicted to the feeling of 'not getting caught', and then 'groveling until she/he takes me back', (cause there are plenty of girls stepping out too).
Just like I'll never get why gays marry straights. (what, just testing it out to make sure?)
alice w., maybe a British female?
ReplyDeleteI was really hoping that she wouldn't take him back. I'm not into parents thinking of pop stars as role models, but this just sends alllll the wrong messages to young girls.
Im not really sure why she is taking him back at all. She is gorgeous and has plenty of money and a successful career. He is a dirty lying cheater, and a HIDEOUSLY ugly one, at that. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteWho is Cheryl Tweedy Cole? I've never heard of her.
ReplyDeleteCheryl is in Girls Aloud, a very big girl group in the UK. Ashley is one of the top footballers (soccer players to Yanks) on the England squad. Together, they are one of the top celebrity couples in the UK.
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