Eva Longoria And All Of You Want The Same Thing
I bet you never knew that you and Eva Longoria shared a common interest or goal. Eva, whose film career is about as low as it is possible for one person to go and still be considered a leading actress has an idea of how she can become a leading lady everyone wants to watch. Eva Longoria has instructed her agent to try and get her a role where she can play the love interest to Johnny Depp. Besides being a way that people will actually pay to see her in something, she wants the chance to film a love scene with Johnny Depp.
"I'd probably be too nervous to talk to him because he's so beautiful."
Well she might be too nervous to talk to him, but I'm guessing she would hop up on that bed pretty fast for that love scene. I doubt very much Johnny would ever leave Vanessa. I mean if a guy can love a woman with her teeth, he isn't going anywhere. That is true love. BUT, for the sake of having something to talk about, IF he decided to leave Vanessa and made moves on Eva Longoria would she go for it, or would she stay with Tony Parker? Would Eva give it all up to be the next Mrs. Depp?
My guess is that she would go ahead and f**k Johnny on the side for awhile to make sure he was serious and then drop Tony very, very quickly. What can Tony do for her career? He has money but can't help her become a larger star and feed her ego. With Johnny she could get star power, and much more money than she ever would with Tony. Plus she wouldn't have to go to 30 or 40 basketball games a year and listen to Tony speaking in the fake French accent of his. Yes, I know he is French, but it still sounds fake and he had an American parent so he could have just as easily spoken with a Chicago accent.
Johnny and Eva. That would make lots of you turn to drinking.
Dream on Eva.
ReplyDeleteBarf. Not directed towards the hotness of Johnny, of course.
ReplyDeleteGet in line, Eva.
I take it you're not keen on Eva.:) I'm indifferent to people like her to be honest.
ReplyDeleteSorry to complain but couldn't you have found a better pic of Johnny D?
boyfriend saw the Over Her Dead Body movie. paid money for it. He said she was horrible in it.
ReplyDeleteNo surprise that her career's at a low. Maybe paying for acting and courtesy lessons would be a better use of her time.
Ent..Man... are you gonna get it for mentioning the teeth. The Europeans love her teeth.
ReplyDeleteEnt..Man... are you gonna get it for mentioning the teeth. The Europeans love her teeth.
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ReplyDeleteOH HEY-ULL NO!!!
ReplyDeleteIf she got even half a chance, she'd tap that ass so fast her marriage license would burn in her wake.
She looks so much better without all that makeup.
ReplyDeleteYou love to give us the horrifying visuals, don't you, Ent?
ReplyDeletegag! that would be like having Britney Spears do a duet with Andrea Bocelli
ReplyDeleteI really think Johnny has better taste. I don't think he needs the ego boost that comes from sleeping with as many women as he can (esp. married women).
ReplyDeleteWhat's in it for Johnny? I can't find an upside for him - professionally or personally.
ReplyDeleteYeah, what Acetomato777 said! I would SO be disappointed if Johnny even touched her. They do not belong in anything together. ICK!!!
ReplyDeletePlease. Depp wouldn't give her the time of day. What she craves, he flees. This whole scenario is not even an issue.
ReplyDeleteIs it just me, or do they have the same 'stache in those pics?
ReplyDeletedave: hahahahah! (still laughing)
ReplyDeletelol I love Eva Longoria slammage posts so much.
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