Dayanara Needs To Tell It All

The NY Post is reporting that Dayanara Torres is going to spill the beans about her marriage to Marc Anthony in an upcoming book entitled "Married to Me: How Committing to Myself Led to Triumph After Divorce." The Post is all worked up about how this will be the tell all of tell alls. I have my doubts. Oh, I know that Dayanara knows some stuff that would all make us smile for days and days as we absorbed every word like a piece of fine chocolate. However, look at the damn title. It seems to me this is some kind of inspirational book aimed at women who are going through a divorce. I believe it is going to be printed only in Spanish, which is not a good sign if it were going to be this big tell all. I have no doubts it will talk about her marriage, but it will probably say things like how she never felt in control during her marriage and that she lost her identity as an individual and former Miss Universe. How she once had it but lost it in marriage. It will talk about her kids, and then it will talk about how she made herself a better person. Of course it is much easier to pick yourself up and dust yourself off if you are getting $50,000 a month in support while the proposed demographic of the reader will be people who are lucky to earn that in a year.

So while I have big hopes for the book, I think we need to wait until her children turn 18 and there is less money coming into the house. At that point she will probably feel free to tell all. Of course by then, none of us will even care anymore because it will be just about time for Jennifer and Marc's kids to make their first rehab visit.