Which singer shocked fellow celebs by leaving white powder spread all over a toilet cistern. He realised he'd left behind the mess and went back to find someone else hoovering it up..
The absolute best, bitchiest and true blind items are in Michael Musto's column in the 2/19 Voice. Hysterical. There are literally so many that I'll just post the link. There's enough about hollywood in there that you can skip over the NY club & fashion ones.
I don't have a guess, but I think it's pretty safe to say that no one would be shocked if Pete Dougherty left coke all over the bathroom or dipped someones baby in a giant vat of it.
You guys, I saw a kindness last night. I was having dinner with friends at a restaurant called BLD on Beverly Blvd. and in walks Cameron Diaz. She's with a couple of kids and some guy, later we realized the guy is Jason Patric, and one of the little girls is Abigail Breslin. The other little girl is absolutely stunning, but bald, and that's when we realized that this was some sort of "Make A Wish" evening. Made me feel all kinds of warm inside.
Also, our waitress was the gorgeous black woman, and she was hilarious. She told us Britney stories, and did impressions of Britney. I'm telling you, I'm going out to eat more often. Waitresses have THE BEST gossip!
Yes, be kind, although someone else I know saw her recently and said she looked like she had meth face. Isn't there a blind about an A lister with a meth problem? Please say no.
Damn - you might be right, nycer. Although the bald girl looked a bit younger than Sofia. No Cassevettes though.
Waitress told us this story about this waiter that used to work in this particular restaurant that Brit liked to go to. Apparently Lynn Spears got to know him. He left and went to work on a cruise ship and while at sea got a call from Lynn asking him to ask Britney to turn on her cell phone and talk to her. Lynn thought he still worked at the restaurant. So she asked him to call the restaurant and have the manager (who she said was 'like...thirteen') go over and ask Brit to turn on her mobile phone and hilarity ensued. I couldn't possibly do it justice in writing, you're just going to have to trust me that it was one of the funniest things I've seen in awhile.
Can't be Mika *because* he's too happy. Cokeheads are only happy at first before they go agro.
Cam Diaz is nice, but she can "hoover" as good as the next girl. My friend did coke with her a year or two ago at Coachella. I thought back to that horrid movie "Very Bad Things" where her character lovingly asks her fiance, "Did you do coke?" But seriously, I've nothing against the chick and as someone who has oily, acne prone skin in her thirties, I kinda feel for her pockiness. Honey, I've got it too!
I was reading the Mail's party coverage & I think it's Take That singer Mark Owen. Apparently he lost his award he was so lit. Mojitos & cosmos in the VIP room before and during the show for everyone. Does anyone remember the Extras episode where Ricky Gervais gets caught in the bathroom stall w/ 2 guys doing blow & they get kicked out of the Bafta awards? I'd think rather wangle an invite to a UK award party. Sounds like everyone had a good time.
I wanna say Ronson, but he doesn't sing.
ReplyDeletemika. that dude has way too much energy and "happiness" on stage.
ReplyDeleteNot Pete! Tell me it's not Pete!!
ReplyDeleteMy guess is that Mika would be having more fun than cocaine in a men's bathroom.
ReplyDeleteMika doesn't strike me as a cokehead but I've been surprised before...
ReplyDeleteits got to be mark ronson. there were pictures of him holding a suspicious white baggy last week.
ReplyDeleteThe absolute best, bitchiest and true blind items are in Michael Musto's column in the 2/19 Voice. Hysterical. There are literally so many that I'll just post the link. There's enough about hollywood in there that you can skip over the NY club & fashion ones.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.villagevoice.com/nyclife/0808,302315,302315,15.html
I don't have a guess, but I think it's pretty safe to say that no one would be shocked if Pete Dougherty left coke all over the bathroom or dipped someones baby in a giant vat of it.
ReplyDeleteYeah, cause Pete Doherty would leave leftovers. Surely you jest.
ReplyDeleteNycer, looks like EL followed your lead.
ReplyDeleteYou guys, I saw a kindness last night. I was having dinner with friends at a restaurant called BLD on Beverly Blvd. and in walks Cameron Diaz. She's with a couple of kids and some guy, later we realized the guy is Jason Patric, and one of the little girls is Abigail Breslin. The other little girl is absolutely stunning, but bald, and that's when we realized that this was some sort of "Make A Wish" evening. Made me feel all kinds of warm inside.
ReplyDeleteAlso, our waitress was the gorgeous black woman, and she was hilarious. She told us Britney stories, and did impressions of Britney. I'm telling you, I'm going out to eat more often. Waitresses have THE BEST gossip!
I think Mika as well.
ReplyDeleteAwwww...Pinky, that just warms the heart. I'm so glad you got to see that first hand. Thanks for posting it.
ReplyDeleteI know, Twisty! It was pretty cool...so I won't say anything bad about her skin ;)
ReplyDeleteYes, be kind, although someone else I know saw her recently and said she looked like she had meth face. Isn't there a blind about an A lister with a meth problem? Please say no.
ReplyDeleteI don't think meth. I think she has oily skin that looks a bit plastic. But who cares about a little oil slick, she's a nice person :)
ReplyDeleteNice pinky and gracious. Possibly a 'My Sisiter's Keeper' meet? Was Nick Cassavetes there as well?
ReplyDeleteDamn - you might be right, nycer. Although the bald girl looked a bit younger than Sofia. No Cassevettes though.
ReplyDeleteWaitress told us this story about this waiter that used to work in this particular restaurant that Brit liked to go to. Apparently Lynn Spears got to know him. He left and went to work on a cruise ship and while at sea got a call from Lynn asking him to ask Britney to turn on her cell phone and talk to her. Lynn thought he still worked at the restaurant. So she asked him to call the restaurant and have the manager (who she said was 'like...thirteen') go over and ask Brit to turn on her mobile phone and hilarity ensued. I couldn't possibly do it justice in writing, you're just going to have to trust me that it was one of the funniest things I've seen in awhile.
Can't be Mika *because* he's too happy. Cokeheads are only happy at first before they go agro.
ReplyDeleteCam Diaz is nice, but she can "hoover" as good as the next girl. My friend did coke with her a year or two ago at Coachella. I thought back to that horrid movie "Very Bad Things" where her character lovingly asks her fiance, "Did you do coke?" But seriously, I've nothing against the chick and as someone who has oily, acne prone skin in her thirties, I kinda feel for her pockiness. Honey, I've got it too!
Flora: I feel your pain (and Cam's) count me amongst the be-spotted :( And at 33, too...
ReplyDeleteI was reading the Mail's party coverage & I think it's Take That singer Mark Owen. Apparently he lost his award he was so lit. Mojitos & cosmos in the VIP room before and during the show for everyone. Does anyone remember the Extras episode where Ricky Gervais gets caught in the bathroom stall w/ 2 guys doing blow & they get kicked out of the Bafta awards? I'd think rather wangle an invite to a UK award party. Sounds like everyone had a good time.
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