Charlie Sheen Wants You To Know A Few Things
Charlie Sheen was a busy boy in the press yesterday. While promoting his own television show, he had this to say about Denise Richards' show. "I think we should all just boycott the thing, do a mass boycott."
Holland Taylor, who plays Charlie's mom on his television show had this to say about Denise's show. "I know he is appalled by it, I can't quote him but I think everyone has been like 'what?!'. Denise said something like 'I asked the kids if they wanted to do it - they said yes'.
"Well, they're two and three. I don't think a two or three-year-old can decide whether they want to be on television or not. I don't get it."
Although I agree that the kids should be left out of the show, and think the show will be awful, I am going to savor every second of the trainwreck that her show will be.
Not content with just talking about Denise's show, Charlie also said that he and his girlfriend would be getting married this summer. "We're gonna do it this summer, we're tired of this question so we've been forced into this."
Mueller added: "You guys pressured us into it, so here we go!"
Ummm. As a veteran of many failed marriages I would have to say that this is not the way you want to head on into a marriage. You should get married because you want to, not because the gossip columns and paps pressured you into it. And the thing is, it seems they both have the same attitude. What was this conversation like?
"You want to get married?"
"Well the gossip columns say we should."
"Well they are always right so lets get married in the summer."
"Sure. Don't forget about that dentist appointment in June."
Give her a few million right now Charlie and just live with the woman. Save yourself the embarrassment of another divorce, and whatever you do, just don't get her pregnant.
